NAME: Rocky The Flying Squirrel
DANGER LEVEL: Moderate
The man swings as high as he can on a swingset, then leaps off at exactly the right time to launch himself erection-first at the woman, who is on her hands and knees facing away from the man and swingset. Thrusting may begin immediately after successful impact and penetration.
NAME: The Guitar
DANGER LEVEL: DQN
The man should attach several strings from the tip of his penis to the balls, which are playable by the woman when erected using an erected clitoris, or her pussy lips holding a plectrum. Music ensues.
NAME: A Radically Condensed History of Postindustrial Life
DANGER LEVEL: None
A man makes a witticism, hoping to be liked. She laughs extremely hard, hoping to be liked. They each drive home alone, staring straight ahead, with the very same twist to their faces.
The man who'd introduced them didn't much like either of them, though he acted as if he did, anxious as he was to preserve good relations at all times. One never knew, after all, now did one now did one now did one.
NAME: The flaming rotor-press
DANGER LEVEL: High
Victor Wooten rotates his bass guitar extremely quickly. The speed causes flames to appear, and the moving air exerts extreme amounts of pressure on the surrounding area.
NAME: The ( ˃ ヮ˂)
DANGER LEVEL: None
Masturbate in your parents' basement while watching anime and crying.
NAME: Tuna
DANGER LEVEL: 1.3
The male becomes a shark and folds both halves of his penis forwards. Ejaculation occurs. Later, the female happens across the male's sperm packet and consumes a seal.
NAME: The Anglerfish
DANGER LEVEL: Low for female, fatal for male
The male bites into the female. He begins to melt and fuse with her body, then slowly atrophies, losing his digestive organs, brain, heart, eyes, until only his testicles are left. The testicles release sperm when the female is ready to reproduce.
NAME: The Lion
DANGER LEVEL: Extreme unless transportation is immediately available
>:3
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR
>>11
NAME: The Lion Genitals
DANGER LEVEL: Extreme unless other lions are immediately available
>:3JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION TRYING TO SHAG ANOTHER ONE, GET IN THE CAR
NAME: The ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
DANGER LEVEL: Low
WARMTH: High
The woman wears 2 mittens, the man wears 3.
NAME: The Slimer
DANGER LEVEL: low unless you cross the streams
A guy inserts green dye in his dick. He jizzes green spooge on someone, and it looks like The Slimer from Ghostbusters
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NAME: The DRAGONFORCE
DANGER LEVEL: Full retard
Lubricate your woman with petroleum jelly or anything that would make the most noise and proceed to insert your member. This is when you start screaming the lyrics and thrust at 100 strokes per minute, attempting to create the namesake's best hit, "Through the Fire and Flames." Half of the effort is keeping her in position, no matter how confused or angry she is, or how hard she's laughing.
NAME: Glow in the Dark Butt Hat from Guam
DANGER LEVEL: High with possible jail time
Lubricate your head with glowstick juice and cram it up to your eyebrows in your partner's ass, then parade around at night asking people how much they like your new hat.
>>16
100bpm is actually not especially fast. Think along the lines of ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH for an idea. If you want to capture the frantic pace of Through the Fire and Flames, you'll need to go at least twice that fast.
NAME: The red cream
Danger level: crimson
The details are not important, but the end result must involve bloody semen.
NAME: The PIKACHU SWAP
DANGER LEVEL: Electrical hazard
Have the sex with one human being dressed as Pikachu, and the participants swap after a while, They take turns at being Pikachu.
If your girlfriend had the opposite gravity direction from you, what position would you use?
I guess I would use a bed that goes very close to the ceiling, and get ceiling as soft as bed, so that you two would lay really close to each other. After that it's just missionary.
What gravity would your kids have? I guess it mostly depends on what kind of food the mother eats.