( L_½M) Post American Things [CRUEL STEREOTYPES] (252)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:14

( L_½M) I will fucking sue you for that.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:42

( L_½M) HI I'M LOUD AND FAT

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 23:01

( L_½M) HI I MAKE REDUNDANT THREADS

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 12:38

I drive an enormous SUV that gets 15 MPG at best. When gas goes up 10 cents per gallon, I complain.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 17:37

( L_½M) I hold huge rallies to protest imaginary problems, and ignore real ones.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 17:40

( L_½M) Anything I strongly dislike is probably communism.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 17:43

( L_½M) Don't piss me off I vote for whichever guy will appoint the person to pay out the contract to have your house leveled by hellfire missiles.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 14:29

( L_½M) I own 10 guns for self defense.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 15:20

( L_½M) If I get married, it'll be to a foreign woman. American women suck.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 17:02

Everyone else in the world can suck my dick because America is #1!

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 22:04

( L_½M) The rest of the world needs to quit being so xenophobic.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 23:07

( L_½M) I eat burgers from drive through windows everyday. Sometimes I go to Taco Bell to get something that isn't a burger.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:35

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) America! FUCK YEAH!

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:38

( L_½M) American women have internalized the philosophy that in order to have a fulfilling, happy life, one has to make damn sure that at least one other person is absolutely miserable. Itfs a sort of twisted notion of karma, where onefs happiness is contingent upon anotherfs sorrow. Such a philosophy would certainly explain a lot of contemporary female behavior.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 19:52

( L_½M) I like turtles.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 02:24

( L_½M) I don't need to speak your stupid language.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 09:40

( L_½M) Most of our our cars aren't very good, but we keep buying them anyway. GOD DAMN JAPS!

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 10:55

( L_½M) I don't care what restaurant this is. I want my god damned cheeseburger!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 15:55

( L_½M) I'll walk in your house with my shoes on if I feel like it, ching chong!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 16:03

( L_½M) When I say "World History" I mean the history of the USA.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 18:24

( L_½M) When I say "history of the USA" I mean the Revolution and World War II.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 11:46

( L_½M) I hate the smell of kimchi and of the people who eat it.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 15:44

>>22 Japanese imposter!

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 01:50

( L_½M) I pretend to be Japanese–American online and claim that I can't speak Japanese because my parents wanted me to only know English.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 20:14

>>23
( L_½M) My penis and eyes are too large for me to be Japanese.

Kimchi still smells like dog vomit, and that smell clings to the people who eat it. That kimchi smell clings to them the way cigarette smoke clings to a smoker.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 20:40

( L_½M) And India is full of arrogant job-stealing assholes who don't bathe and always smell like shit and curry.
( L_½M) Come to think of it, that describes a lot of countries, except without the curry.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 01:11

( L_½M) How dare you take a long time to back out of that parking place, I've been waiting for ten minutes!! You think I'm going to walk an extra five feet, fuck you.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 02:41

( L_½M) America is a superior country to the rest of the world because it's the only place where I can enjoy my bacon wrapped pizza burger with extra cheese and bacon.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 15:03

( L_½M) When the hell are they going to install an elevator in this two-floor building? I'm so sick of having to go up ALL THESE STAIRS.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 01:26

( L_½M) I'm tired of walking up a hill to go where I need to.

I will aim a nuclear weapon at that hill and create a nice level ground to walk on.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 23:41

( E_½E) Hi! My name is Yankpa.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 16:19

( L_½M) >>31 No, you're Bob.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 17:33

( L_½M) cigarettes are evil and disgusting.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 17:40

( L_½M) except joints.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6277 20:22

( L_½M) I'm going to park my gigantic SUV in the "compact" space, and you can't stop me because this is a free country!

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6277 21:11

( L_½M) My children misbehave, and that's why I must drug them up.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 01:12

>>31 I was a little started while scrolling down with mah mouse wheel when America Dude's eyes suddenly opened.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 17:54

( L_½M) I've removed the U key from my keyboard to avoid looking like a limey online.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 06:39

( L_½M ) Don't worry guys, he's just got napoleon syndrome.

( L_½M ) Its funny cause Canadians get very excited when Canada is mentioned on US TV or US politics. But Americans don't even care Canada exists, and could care less what happens in their frozen wasteland of a country. Their ancestors were obviously smart deciding to settle in the part of british north America with the crappiest weather and living conditions, and then staying Britains bitch for another 200 years.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 21:09

( L_½M ) I stock up on food and ammo in my log cabin.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 11:46

( L_½M ) This bacon-wrapped bacon burger isn't bacon-flavored enough! Pass the baconnaise!

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 14:19

( L_½M ) The only things people should consume are chicken and beef.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 14:21

( L_½M ) The free market will fix everything.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 01:22

>>38 How would you be able to type hamburger you stereotypical fat fuck

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 12:12

( L_½M ) >>44 beef sandwich.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 17:49

>>44-45
( L_½M ) Big Mac.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 17:54

( L_½M ) I am blatantly offended by >>45's usage of the BRITISH word "sandwich", named after the BRITISH EARL of Sandwich.

( L_½M ) I propose the name "freedom beef bread oreo".

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 18:07

( L_½M ) I believe that freedom can only be tasted on the "freedom beef bread oreo" if the bread were made out of donuts injected with a cheese filling and were wrapped with bacon.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 02:03

>>48
( L_½M ) I think that's already been done.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 03:09

>>49
( L_½M ) The donuts need to be wrapped in their own bacon and the donuts also need to be filled with a cheese filling.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 08:53

>>50
( L_½M ) And the whole thing needs to be fried in butter.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 15:17

( L_½M ) I keep my kids homeschooled and snort cocaine before going to work because God told me to.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 21:14

( L_½M ) I snort cocaine and don't work because God told me to.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 23:28

( L_½M ) books are for nerds

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 04:05

( L_½M ) Degrees in my country are useless because only nerds have them. As a manager, I only promote people with work experience.

( L_½M ) You there, I heard you baked pizzas, welcome to our lab!

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 20:01

( L_½M ) Wait, you're telling me there's a 'slow food'? Hah!

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 01:30

( L_½M ) the beer I don't drink goes into cooking my fattening food.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 18:41

( L_½M ) I bought a used car for 500 bucks and then had to pay triple that amount for insurance.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 19:12

( L_½M ) My MBA trumps a dozen PhDs.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 20:13

( L_½M ) Americans invented the pizza. Italians merely prototyped it.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 10:25

( L_½M ) I drive a 100% American-made truck so I wouldn't kill the country by supporting outsourcing.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 10:45

( L_½M ) My car gets just about enough mileage from a full tank to drive from one gas station to the next. I think all cars should be built this way, it would be great for the economy.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 20:43

( L_½M ) It's only a coincidence that I sing the lyrics to "Team America" whenever somebody mentions the name of another country.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 23:11

>>61 ( L_½M ) I also don't care if Toyota builds the Tundra in the USA. It still doesn't count.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 23:20

( L_½M ) I'm just better than everyone, coz I'm a AMERICAN!

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 03:46

I won't use the face all the other posts are using because I am too lazy and are too busy eating a cheese steak with ranch dressing to use my other hand

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 06:26

( L_½M ) Actually, I do care if Toyota builds the Tundra in the USA and creates jobs, because otherwise I will sue them.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 15:23

( L_½M ) Meanwhile, it doesn't bother me that the Ford Fusion is built in Mexico, since the name Ford belonged to an American man who built cars.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 21:41

( L_½M ) I heard on the news that Russia invaded Georgia, but I'm in Atlanta and there are no soldiers anywhere!

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 15:25

( L_½M ) Pornography is immoral and it should be illegal.

( L_½M ) I wonder what that stupid nanny-state England is up to.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 15:30

( L_½M ) There's nothing like celebrating the massacre of Indians by stuffing my flabby cheeks with turkey. A true American holiday.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 18:02

( L_½M) If individuals can take from a common pot regardless of how much they put in, each person has an incentive to be a free-rider, to do as little as possible because what one fails to take will be taken by someone else. Soon, the pot is empty.

( L_½M) What private property does -- as the Pilgrims discovered -- is connect effort to reward, creating an incentive for people to produce far more. Then, if there's a free market, people will trade their surpluses to others for the things they lack. Mutual exchange for mutual benefit makes the community richer.

( L_½M) Put that in your pipes and smoke it, you smarty-pants communists.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 19:29

( L_½M ) If my local mall doesn't start piping Christmas music the day after Halloween, they must be radical atheists leading the war on Christmas.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 22:13

ί]¦›/ I won't use your ridiculous smileys, Japs.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 23:59

ί]ϊU›/ What's the point in using Unicode, anyway? ASCII has always been good enough for me. If your language can't be written in it, then you had better change your writing system, hadn't you?

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 01:26

ί]ϊU›/ ( L_½M ) I'm not sure how this Usenet thing works, but I don't care -- AOL made it available, so I have the right to fuck things up.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 06:13

( L_½M ) Drugs are horrible.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 23:21

( L_½M) Nothing like a few beers after work to take the edge off.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 23:30

( L_½M) Why hasn't the rest of the world realized yet that English is the only proper language to speak?

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 02:51

( L_M) I don't have your stupid language support installed.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 03:05

( L_½M) I couldn't even read your language if you tried.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 03:19

( L_½M) I beat my wife like a cowboy.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 04:27

( L_½M) I hate how the burger place makes you bring the sticks of butter for yourself. They make the fucking burgers.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 00:08

( L_½M) I wish Steven Colbert would stop pretending to be a comedian. Everything he says is perfectly serious.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 01:45

( L_½M) Ever since they got rid of Glenn Beck, I quit watching CNN.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 18:09

( L_½M) Waiter, this T-bone steak is too small. Bring me three more!

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 13:59

( L_½M) My New Year's resolution is to lose weight. Just like the past 23 years.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 14:07

( L_½M) I'd like to buy the 100GET, please. I'll write you a check for the deal.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 15:18

( L_½M) Why won't Japanese cab drivers take American currency? All the other third-world countries do.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 16:01

( L_½M) The world should use American currency. It's the only one with actual value.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 16:21

( L_½M) Atheist? No, I'm an upstanding American with values.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6305 13:45

( L_½M) Sorry, I thought you were a deer.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 06:23

( L_½M) Who needs to think of jokes when you can just parrot what they say on TV?

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 17:56

( L_½M) Who needs to watch TV when TVTropes exists?

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 17:59

( L_½M) TVTropes has too many words, and not enough pictures.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 18:32

( L_½M) The New York Times should move to Scandinavia if they like it so much there.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 23:54

( L_½M) I can't afford to get sick because I live paycheck to paycheck paying the minimum for my huge house, fancy new car, premium electronic goodies, fridge filled with expensive organic foods, and shiny jewelry.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 11:24

( L_½M) When I say "Europe", I mean only England, France and Italy.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 12:22

( L_½M) I only ever talk about Europe, Colorado.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 16:37

( L_½M) Colorado is in Europe, right?

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 20:00

( L_½M) It's got mountains, so yeah, Europe.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 14:01

( L_½M) I hope they hang Wikileaks Guy for posing a threat to American freedom.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 02:16

( L_½M) If I can't buy that brand of candy from a 7-11, I don't want any.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 02:59

( L_½M) I'm a happy, healthy, well-educated person who went to an ivy-league university, the tuition from which was paid by my wealthy, supportive parents.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:07

( L_½M) I'm white poor and uneducated!

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:26

( L_½M) Slavery was invented in America during the early 1800's, where all the white people's in the world participated in its creation so that, after the civil war, they could have a higher chance of getting hired at Red Lobster than black people.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 18:36

( L_½M) Why pay for education when I can get about 24 flat-screen TVs with the money it'd take to afford it?

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 18:39

( L_½M) America brings freedom and democracy to the whole world! Support our troops overseas!

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 01:43

( L_½M) Nuke the shit out of those Korean bastards. How dare they make weapons!

( L_½M) ... What do you mean, there's two Koreas? Stupid nips.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 01:51

( L_½M) These airplane seats are too small, what a stupid plane

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 05:24

( L_½M) Damn foreigners. Why don't they speak English like normal people?

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 19:25

( L_½M) I eat healthy and exercise regularly.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 19:34

( L_½M) >>112 is clearly a Canadian who took a wrong turn near the border. Have some pork rinds, >>112.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 11:26

( L_½M) I saw a nigger on the street asking for change, and I thought "This man belongs in the White House!"

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 03:27

( L_½M) I don't know why that guy got fired for playing Solitaire at his government job. It's not like he was cutting into corporate profits.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 05:48

Quick off-topic: A guy got fired for playing solitaire? That's funny, because I know a guy who works as a "security contractor" for the federal government and all he does all day is play x-box. He makes like 100k a year.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 19:13

( L_½M) I bet that Wikileaks guy leaked the info that led to the recession, too. I hope they string him up somewhere I can throw rocks at him.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 19:59

>>116
well this guy made 27k/yr during the bubble. frankly, getting fired may have been a gift if not for how the firing was done
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/10/nyregion/10solitaire.html

and security contractors are known for making ridiculous money in the DC area. my dad is one. he funds my loser-ific neet-ish lifestyle, though it isn't really neet if you go to commuter college i guess.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 20:03

( L_½M) You know what's wrong with this country?

Yeah? (LΌ_M )

( L_½M) Liber--
Conser-- (LΌ_M )

( LΌM) (L½M )

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 20:41

( L_½M) I put bacon under my fashionable white wig so the lice don't eat my scalp.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 09:00

( L_½M) I like to pretend ancient and inefficient bike engine technology is superior to anything the Japanese have come up with, just because it's called "Harley Davidson".

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 13:56

( L_½M) Not only that, if a motorcycle produces less than 100 DB of noise, it is for the weak. The louder your motorcycle is, the more macho you are.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 17:10

( L_½M) I do menial labor in a cubicle and I like it.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6320 14:44

( L_½M) Obama is a Socialist Muslim Kenyan hellbent on destroying the American Way of Life

( L_½M) ...

( L_½M) Mmmmmmmm...chicken fried bacon

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6320 17:41

( L_½M) I read >>124 as "Keynesian".

( L_½M) That English fucker.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6324 01:49

( L_½M) I prefer my anime dubbed on television.

( L_½M) Ash sure loves his jelly-filled doughnuts.

127 Name: ID: US90EEEE3124 : 1993-09-6340 21:24

( L_½M) Somebody get this damn ID tag off me.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 20:01

( L_½M) Hitler will save us from the Jews, gays, and cripples! I'm glad he's put them in concentration camps, what a hero. Now excuse me while I go light my torch and get in formation with the giant human swastika that's forming in the city square.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6350 01:22

( L_½M) Just thinking about Hitler is a horrible hate crime, worthy of a lawsuit or ten.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6350 12:20

( L_½M) That in mind, Quentin Tarantino's movie was totally awesome. More movies need to be about ass kicking and less about romance or drama.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6350 22:01

( L_½M) The reason why no other country has successfully revolted is because they are not America.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 01:08

( L_½M) Stop bellydancing with birds, Norway! It's inhumane!

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 05:44

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXjxHQQxcLw

( L_½M) If these guys opened up a restaurant I'd eat there every single day.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 07:11

( L_½M) I have a relatively large penis, I'm quite happy with it.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 07:17

( L_½M) I can't stop talking about penises, especially my own, which I think is relatively large.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 08:09

( L_½M) My penis has only been getting larger after I started taking those medicines the nice email people recommended! Or maybe switching to a shaving mirror is to blame. Whatever, I'm huge!

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 18:08

( L_½M) Be da da da da da da, be da da da da da da BATMAN! BATMAN! be da da da da da da da...

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 19:10

( L_½M) What? The entire world doesn't use QWERTY? Crystal bastards!

139 Name: I'm PATRIOTIC!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-6357 04:36

( L_½M) America is the best fucking country in the world, and all you Commie rat bastards can go to hell. I'm patriotic. Have I mentioned that?

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 15:12

This thread is racist.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 18:42

( L_½M) I deserve oil.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:15

ITT: Cutfag Amerifats jelly of us so-called Yuropoors.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 02:18

( L_½M) Obama did 9/11

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 09:14

( L_½M) Why would anyone use the name Rockman instead of Mega Man? He isn't made out of rocks!

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 10:20

( L_½M) Patents stimulate innovation.
( L_½M) American cartoons have better quality than European and Japanese ones. What do you mean the faces are inexpressive and the sceneries are bland? The only thing that matters is frame rate!
( L_½M) Every male human should have his penis circumcized.
( L_½M) Why aren't you aroused by gross women wearing unsubtle make-up? Are you gay or something?

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 22:00

( L_½M) I'm so glad our medicine compaines invested so much in making medicines related to Viagra. Curing cancer is boring.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 04:54

( L_½M) Why does everyone hate us i don't get it

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 13:11

( L_½M) Everyone is jealous.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 17:29

( L_½M) The louder a stereo system is, the better it is.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 22:26

( L_½M) My government is worthy of trust.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 07:19

( L_½M) No, I'm talking about real football, not that fag sport soccerball with those pansies prancing around in their short-shorts.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 17:45

( L_½M) Don't tell me that I don't use the metric system often enough! I have plenty of 5.56mm rifle ammo, 9x19mm handgun ammo, a bottle full of 100mg Viagra pills, 2 liter bottles of Pepsi in my refrigerator, a 750cc motorcycle, and a 5.9 liter turbodiesel engine in my truck!

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 05:37

( L_½M) A Presbyterian active church member shot up a theater and booby-trapped his apartment with explosives? Clearly this is an attack on Christianity, and indicative of how everyone should be carrying firearms everywhere! It's just like Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) said!

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 05:43

( L_½M) I completely trust corporations and the part of the government that blows people up. Also, it would be senseless if your political views didn't conform to a mainstream political party. My views on abortion MUST affect my views on foreign policy. MUST.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 05:58

( L_½M) Abortion is baby-killing. Once you're out of the womb, though, you're on your own. Fuck no, my tax dollars won't support your penniless single illegal immigrant mother.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 12:18

( L_½M) Don't tell me that we hurt the environment the most. Most of the waterways in China and India are simply gigantic open sewers and chemical waste dumps.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 01:16

( L_½M) Come to where the flavor is. Come to Marlboro Country.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 07:09

( L_½M) Student loans are safe.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 01:35

( L_½M) It should be illegal to pay for sex, everybody should have to get the woman to consent by taking her to an expensive restaurant.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 08:34

( L_½M) The terrorists are coming for my Range Rover

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 20:54

( L_½M) Only the happy merchants can save us from the terrorists.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7078 02:37

( L_½M) FOX news radio! FAIR and BALANCED!

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7078 02:39

( L_½M) You're just mad because Glen Beck has the BALLS the tell the truth.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7078 14:12

( L_½M) If you don't celebrate the 4th of July with less than 1 ton of explosives, you are a traitor.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 14:29

Everythings better with bacon and vegetarians are all massive homos

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 16:21

( L_½M) Socialism takes at least 12 bullets to kill and heals every time you reload.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 16:33

( L_½M) I hate paying taxes and call myself a tea party republican, but I still want full and comprehensive medical services, good roads, and a military strong enough to shit on ten foreign countries at a time.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 23:20

( L_½M) racism is wrong, unless it's against middle eastern people.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7080 01:41

( L_½M) White people are responsible for everything bad in this world.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7080 03:53

( L_½M)The other states should secede from California and New York.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7080 15:37

( L_½M) California declares a HIP HOP WAR on New York who counters with GANGSTA AIR STRIKES.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 01:01

( L_½M)The politically correct people make it impossible for me to tell a joke.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 01:12

( L_½M) If you speak two languages, you're bilingual. if you speak one language, you're an American. Also, we cannot into international news.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 04:47

( L_½M) http://i.imgur.com/QAxf4JK.jpg

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 15:37

( L_½M) Today's forecast will be partly free with a high chance of obesity.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 22:16

( L_½M) The accused are innocent until proven guilty, unless we don't feel like treating the accused as innocent until proven guilty.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 01:50

( L_½M) Nothing is good unless you can put it on a tshirt!
( L_½M) WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OUT OF XL?????

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7094 00:08

( L_½M) I do not approve of the one child policy in China, but I still buy their cheap junk at Wal Mart or Target.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 04:22

( L_½M) If you are white you need to have to have more children. If you are not, stop multiplying like rabbits.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 04:41

( L_½M) OUTLAW CIGARETTES!
( L_½M) MAKE WEED LEGAL!

My captcha was lumness. I feel like that means something.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 21:34

( L_½M) Some artfag tricked me into seeing "Magnum opus"
What a load of bullshit! The name Magnum has to describe bullets or condoms.

( L_½M) I am going to watch a Dirty Harry movie, just to get that stupid movie out of my mind. A 44 Magnum is the best kind of Magnum.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 01:38

( L_½M) People shouldn't be allowed to choose when they die, they should spend their remaining days on life support machines until the Good Lord decides to take them home.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 02:07

( L_½M)I want it NOW.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 02:36

( L_½M) I'm an unemployed lawyer with 200K in student loan debt. Still, better than being a dirty blue-collar worker who can afford to eat something other than cat food!

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 10:22

( L_½M) That fat bitch Michelle Obama expects me to eat health food and lose weight! Why don't you tell me that after you eat all that disgusting health food, and you lose some fucking weight you obese hypocritical whore!

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 22:24

( L_½M) I went to Colorado to smoke some weed, but I got stuck in the damned door.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 22:28

( L_½M) We invented apple pie, don't let anybody fool you. Also, if you visit you and don't eat apple pie, you are a terrorist.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 14:48

( L_½M) America is the best country in the world at everything! Go buckeyes!

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:51

( L_½M) I'm going to eat hamburger and then crash a muscle car at next bend.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:53

( L_½M) frrrrrrrrrrrrrap

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 03:32

( L_½M) Duke Nukem is a cool character.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 17:27

( L_½M) Count calories? No way. Since I am not in school, I am not doing any math.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 01:20

( L_½M) I'm not racist against black people! I'm fine with black people! I just get really scared whenever I see them and want to have nothing to do with them.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 23:25

( L_½M) I'm so sick of feminists and gay rights activists blaming me for being cruel to them. I am also sick of them blaming followers of Jesus. Go ahead and be yourself, just don't expect me to sponsor you! If you really want to make the world a better place, go to one of those strict Muslim countries. They are the ones that are unfair to women and gays.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 14:07

( L_½M) Using an automatic rifle and laser to hunt deer is unfair. That is why I have a Barrett sniper rifle with a night scope that can spot a fly from 1000 yards away.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 12:14

( L_½M) I almost died of heart attack because of my ample body fat, but doctors saved me. So, I owe them all my money.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 19:26

( L_½M) I can conflate gveganh and gvegetarianh as much as I like, thank you very much.
( L_½M) I'm vegetarian myself, you see. Except fish. And turkey on Thanksgiving. And steak.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 21:37

( L_½M) I have a stash of gold and silver because Ron Paul said that's better than having money in a bank.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 19:40

( L_½M) 50. Fat. Diabetic. Ahead of me... on his car that is smaller than mine.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 22:23

( L_½M) Thanks for putting a Starbucks across from the Starbucks! Having to cross more than one street is annoying.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 16:53

( L_½M) Yeah, I'll have the triple meat burger, the jumbo fries, and a side of chicken strips. Oh, and could you add a diet coke to that? I'm trying to watch my figure.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7337 07:48

( L_½M) I tried that Alli drug that's supposed to help you lose weight, but it just made me have to shit all the time. How am I supposed to lose weight if I'm shitting out all my nutrition?! What a SCAM!! I'll sue...

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7347 13:05

( L_½M) I wholly support the Second Amendment.
( L_½M) Militia? That sounds like some terr'ist thing.
( L_½M) We need a vastly expensive military that invades foreign countries for our defense. Cutting military funding is not an option, even if the country is in debt.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 00:36

( L_½M) Big Pharma's cures work much better than that crap the people call "Holistic medicine."

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7365 13:42

( L_½M) I'm from Connecticut. What, don't you foreigners know everything about US geography?

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 14:20

( L_½M) I want a hamburger, EXTRA LARGE EXTRA SAUCE.
( L_½M) What do you mean, you only serve gay noodle dishes here?
( L_½M) Can I get directions to the nearest McDonalds?

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 14:20

( L_½M) We need to bomb them, for DEMOCRACY. So what if they're dead, as long as they've got DEMOCRACY.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 18:38

( L_½M) I ate a salad once because I was told it was good for me. I felt miserable eating it, and afterwards I felt shitty, as well. How can it be good for me if it makes me feel like crap?

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 16:15

( L_½M) Everytime I go on vacation outside America, i just can't believe how un-American all the non-Americans are. I try telling them the proper way to live and think, but they won't listen! It's an outrage!

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 19:51

( L_½M) Anime is gay faggot shit for gays, but the word is sort of similar to "America" in terms of spelling, so I support it.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7444 14:40

( L_½M) Being loud is the same thing as being right... USA! USA! USA!

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 16:43

( L_½M) I'm ANGRY! I'm so very angry about IMAGINARY ISSUES!

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7447 19:54

( L_½M) DA STRUGGEL 2 REAL >>211!!

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 18:22

( L_½M) School uniforms? Only for annoying snobby private schools and Asians!

215 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7527 20:29

( L_½M) I'm dead tired after work, so I get something from a drive thru window. Now that fucking warthog of a hypocrite, Michelle Obama intends to make everyone spend an hour a day cooking something. You think you know everything about life, but you get vacations and a staff that cooks and cleans for you. Stupid fucking cunt.

216 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7527 23:52

( L_½M) Wait, you mean this is Japanese? Why didn't you tell me earlier you weeaboo piece of crap.

217 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7528 00:40

( L_½M) Damn yuropoors hating on the land of freedom. We even get to choose for which of our two slightly different options we want to vote for!

218 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7528 13:55

( L_½M) I don't think you want to meet my lawyer.

219 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7533 21:28

( L_½M) I thought of going to China to marry a wonderful woman. Then, I saw this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_G4S8Kws8o
They became as annoying as American women!

220 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7534 09:20

( L_½M) I'm fat, I'm white, I'm always rite.

221 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7534 12:05

( L_½M) Our way of life is the best, and the rest of the world should adhere to it, by force if necessary.

222 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7540 21:31

( L_½M) What the FUCK, how dare they show a female nipple on TV! I'm changing the channel back to Gorefest Kill-o-rama.

223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 17:45

( L_½M) Why are aircraft engineers given science degrees, yet they fail to make seatbelts that fit? Every time I fly, someone has to find an extension for my seatbelt!

( L_½M) Why not make a seatbelt that is already long enough for people to use?

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7714 13:39

( L_½M) This thread is offensive to me as an American. I will be submitting a petition to the White House to have it removed as well as telling all ten million of my friends on Facebook about this insulting and damaging site. I won't rest until my feelings are vindicated and everyone who disagrees with me is made to suffer.

225 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 19:31

( L_½M) I'm glad that there will be a Disney park in Shanghai, China. Chinese tourists piss me off.

226 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10480 23:47

( L_½M) Liquid Smoke is the most patriotic condiment and my tubby hands just unloaded a bunch instead of a dash on my burger so I'll just be here tasting the Stars and Stripes forever!

227 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11171 01:55

( L_½M) Your infrastructure is falling apart because it's a politician's pet project from the 2010s.
( L_½M) My infrastructure is falling apart because it's a politician's pet project from the 1960s.
( L_½M) We are not the same.

228 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11178 16:54

( L_½M) 'Baklava'? Just call it a ski mask, fag.

229 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11201 13:55

( L_½M) Don't fool yourselves. We didn't forget about you guys making a holiday to celebrate terrorism in Chicago.
( L_½M) How about you eat strong dollar instead? Higher for longer, assholes!

230 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11201 15:31

( L_½M) I want my foreskin back!

231 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11202 18:13

( L_½M) Consumer protection laws? That sounds like communism!

( L_½M) I will own nothing. And I will be happy.

232 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11227 21:35

( L_½M) I have no idea why all these people are bashing white people cause they are white. Its bullshit and racist. Not all white people get away with shit. Sometimes white people are oppressed too! I got called a snow monkey and almost got punched for being white, thankfully I beat his ass.

233 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11227 23:28

( L_½M) It's not doxing, it's accountability, sweaty

234 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11228 04:10

( L_½M) What the hell is the point of crinkle-cutting fries if you won't fry them past "mushy British goop"?

235 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11236 14:05

( L_½M) I'm so happy [criminal nigger] supports trans lives!

236 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11239 01:53

( L_½M) I would never say that I do not want trannies and dark skinned peoples in my bathroom

237 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11244 23:08

( L_½M) Sports we don't win at don't matter.

238 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11257 14:01

( L_½M) Its not a war its just a military conflict

239 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11260 01:11

I can't wait for Trump to rape Biden in November so I can murder the tranny nigger on my block...

240 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11268 20:10

( LƒΦM) I didn't buy a color TV to watch niggers on it

241 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11337 23:07

( L_½M) We could've had Jeb and secured Haiti's oil for ourselves, just sayin.

242 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11344 18:23

( L_½M) I work 7 jobs. I do 120+ hours a week. I'm happy for I am a real hard-working American patriot. This is what freedom looks like. Maybe you should stop complaining and be more like me you lazy commies. Your just jealous. That's why you want to take my stuff away.
( L_½M) I don't need no socializers trying to make my life better. Trump is gonna take care of that anyway.

243 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11347 00:10

( L_½M) When it came out that the highjackers were from Saudi Arabia I was confused why we didnt go after Saudi Arabia

244 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11347 02:33

( L_½M) I think that even if they weren't from Saudi Arabia, we should nuke Saudi Arabia anyway... and all countries from 'round there for that matter...

245 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11352 14:25

( L_½M) Empire of Japan is the most evil regime in human history, unlike America. We would never rape and torture people.

246 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11434 14:23

( L_½M) my father didn't buy me a turboman this Christmas. This is literally child abuse.

247 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11434 16:43

( L_½M) sorry but do u know how scary it is expecting a polish blonde lady to be delivering your food to your house only for a MAN to turn up to your address with your delivery?? especially if u live alone and itfs late at night??

248 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11435 02:58

( L_½M) The fuck? Write to an 8th grade level you pretentious fuck.
( L_½M) No, you're dumbing it down too much. I'm gonna sue ya.

249 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11435 14:42

( L_½M) I just can't afford to have kids right now.
( L_½M) What? Hispanics on welfare and day labor wages have 4 kids? Careers! Parental care! Exhaustion!

250 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11435 17:00

( L_½M) I'm confused, are you left-wing or right-wing?

251 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11435 22:29

( L_½M) here in california we speak spanish as well as english, uno... dos... hola... uhh mucho gracias... uhh... tengo...

252 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11436 01:36

( L_½M) Why should I have to pay taxes so other peoplefs kids can go to school? Youfre literally Hitler!

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