( L_½M) Post American Things [CRUEL STEREOTYPES] (281)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:14

( L_½M) I will fucking sue you for that.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:42

( L_½M) HI I'M LOUD AND FAT

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 23:01

( L_½M) HI I MAKE REDUNDANT THREADS

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 12:38

I drive an enormous SUV that gets 15 MPG at best. When gas goes up 10 cents per gallon, I complain.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 17:37

( L_½M) I hold huge rallies to protest imaginary problems, and ignore real ones.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 17:40

( L_½M) Anything I strongly dislike is probably communism.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 17:43

( L_½M) Don't piss me off I vote for whichever guy will appoint the person to pay out the contract to have your house leveled by hellfire missiles.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 14:29

( L_½M) I own 10 guns for self defense.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 15:20

( L_½M) If I get married, it'll be to a foreign woman. American women suck.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 17:02

Everyone else in the world can suck my dick because America is #1!

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 22:04

( L_½M) The rest of the world needs to quit being so xenophobic.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 23:07

( L_½M) I eat burgers from drive through windows everyday. Sometimes I go to Taco Bell to get something that isn't a burger.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:35

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) America! FUCK YEAH!

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:38

( L_½M) American women have internalized the philosophy that in order to have a fulfilling, happy life, one has to make damn sure that at least one other person is absolutely miserable. Itfs a sort of twisted notion of karma, where onefs happiness is contingent upon anotherfs sorrow. Such a philosophy would certainly explain a lot of contemporary female behavior.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 19:52

( L_½M) I like turtles.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 02:24

( L_½M) I don't need to speak your stupid language.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 09:40

( L_½M) Most of our our cars aren't very good, but we keep buying them anyway. GOD DAMN JAPS!

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 10:55

( L_½M) I don't care what restaurant this is. I want my god damned cheeseburger!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 15:55

( L_½M) I'll walk in your house with my shoes on if I feel like it, ching chong!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 16:03

( L_½M) When I say "World History" I mean the history of the USA.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 18:24

( L_½M) When I say "history of the USA" I mean the Revolution and World War II.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 11:46

( L_½M) I hate the smell of kimchi and of the people who eat it.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 15:44

>>22 Japanese imposter!

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 01:50

( L_½M) I pretend to be Japanese–American online and claim that I can't speak Japanese because my parents wanted me to only know English.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 20:14

>>23
( L_½M) My penis and eyes are too large for me to be Japanese.

Kimchi still smells like dog vomit, and that smell clings to the people who eat it. That kimchi smell clings to them the way cigarette smoke clings to a smoker.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 20:40

( L_½M) And India is full of arrogant job-stealing assholes who don't bathe and always smell like shit and curry.
( L_½M) Come to think of it, that describes a lot of countries, except without the curry.

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