( L_½M) I will fucking sue you for that.
( L_½M) I think that even if they weren't from Saudi Arabia, we should nuke Saudi Arabia anyway... and all countries from 'round there for that matter...
( L_½M) Empire of Japan is the most evil regime in human history, unlike America. We would never rape and torture people.
( L_½M) my father didn't buy me a turboman this Christmas. This is literally child abuse.
( L_½M) sorry but do u know how scary it is expecting a polish blonde lady to be delivering your food to your house only for a MAN to turn up to your address with your delivery?? especially if u live alone and itfs late at night??
( L_½M) The fuck? Write to an 8th grade level you pretentious fuck.
( L_½M) No, you're dumbing it down too much. I'm gonna sue ya.
( L_½M) I just can't afford to have kids right now.
( L_½M) What? Hispanics on welfare and day labor wages have 4 kids? Careers! Parental care! Exhaustion!
( L_½M) I'm confused, are you left-wing or right-wing?
( L_½M) here in california we speak spanish as well as english, uno... dos... hola... uhh mucho gracias... uhh... tengo...
( L_½M) Why should I have to pay taxes so other peoplefs kids can go to school? Youfre literally Hitler!
( L_½M) She was 15 years old! This is literally child rape!!!
( M_½L) She was 15 years old! This is literally child rape!!!
( L_½M) My truck only takes up two lanes on the motorway, I feel so inadequate.
( L_½M) THEYRE EATING THE DAWGS
( L_½M) I think mustard is spicy.
( L_½M) Well, I think Tabasco is not spicy.
( L_½M) Inside you are two Americans. Neither one has taste.
( L_½M) I'm boycotting Heinz. Yeah, only French's mustard for me.
( L_½M) Bandages? Its just a big conspiracy to weaken the white race. Drinking dog cum will cure dismemberment. I saw it on YouTube.
( L_½M) ehm its call gahnoo slash leeenuks actually
( L_½M) ehm its just leeenuks actually
( L_½M) I think you mean line-ox
( L_½M) The offer to buy Canada still stands. This is not about making Redcoats pay for bearskins. This is about annoying the redhead with republicanism everywhere he goes.
( L_½M) Its not obesity. Its maximum liberty.
( L_½M) Buy my Dogecoins and Bored Apes. Huhuhuh DOGE lol.
( L_½M) It is reasonable to pay $300/mo. only to be throttled to the 90s AOL experience. Don't you know starving kids in Africa don't have Internet?
( L_½M) I proudly voted to give Elon Musk full data about every detail of my life which he can now sell to the highest bidder. DEMOCRACY!
( L_½M) Another plane crash? How could this happen?
( L_½M) Well, Mr. Pope, if you're so right about Augustine then why are you sick?
( L_½M) Time to buy a $80,000 truck on a car loan at 300% interest and max out the credit cards. Thank Jeebus Ifm not Europoor.
( L_½M) im trying to get updates on whether world war 3 is on but all im seeing are fat JD vance memes
( L_½M) Free vaccines? No thanks. Ifd rather a dead child than an autist.
( L_½M) Medically necessary abortions? No thanks. I'd rather a dead mother and child than a dead child.
( L_½M) Disinfectant? No thanks. Microbes do not exist.
( L_½M) No Ifm not a med student. I buy medical books to look at legal pics of kidsf vaginas.
( L_½M) I'm going to keep cutting my wrists unless you guys negotiate!
( L_½M) I heard that the average American eats over 3,000 PB&J sandwiches throughout their lifetime. I've only ever eaten 13 of them, so I'll have to spend this weekend meeting my quota.
( L_½M) I like driving my SUV/Truck that's as big as a battle tank because it makes my balls feel big and makes me feel manly and rugged when I take it to the grocery store or my office job
( L_½M) Yeah uhh lemme get a Big Mac, large fries, and a... nother Big Mac, please.
( L_½M) Censoring me is an attack on free speech. My guys censoring you is common sense.
( L_½M) I put a variety of my snacks on a plate and then wash it afterwards.