( L_M) I will fucking sue you for that.
( L_M) I heard that the average American eats over 3,000 PB&J sandwiches throughout their lifetime. I've only ever eaten 13 of them, so I'll have to spend this weekend meeting my quota.
( L_M) I like driving my SUV/Truck that's as big as a battle tank because it makes my balls feel big and makes me feel manly and rugged when I take it to the grocery store or my office job
( L_M) Yeah uhh lemme get a Big Mac, large fries, and a... nother Big Mac, please.
( L_M) Censoring me is an attack on free speech. My guys censoring you is common sense.
( L_M) I put a variety of my snacks on a plate and then wash it afterwards.