I'm depressed, DQN. - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 12:56 [No]

My life just seems to be out of control, everything is going to shit. Last semester I passed all my courses by the skin of my teeth and this semester my marks are also horrible. These days I feel like I can never get enough sleep, and I always feel like shit when I wake up in the morning. I can't be bothered to eat- everything seems so bland- every day I starve because i'm too unmotivated to cook food. Meanwhile, other people are out getting an education, getting jobs and getting relationships, while I'm addicted to browsing internet forums which I am not sincerely interested in.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 12:58 [No]

I could relate to three quarters of that. Do you take any drugs?

3 Name: OP : 1993-09-6200 13:13 [No]

>>2
No. I do browse forums whenever I have the chance, even neglecting food or studying or sleep. Im addicted to forums and I don't even like reading them. Except DQN, of course.

I guess you could say forums are my drug.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 14:47 [No]

You should take drugs. You say you already experience the negative effects so you'll enjoy it all the more :)

5 Name: OP : 1993-09-6201 07:01 [No]

No thank you.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 18:46 [No]

('A`) me too.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 19:35 [No]

( ・-・) this thread is in dire need of a derailing.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 20:42 [No]

>>derailing

( ´ω`) Hello, kids!

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 21:06 [No]

( ・∀・) Grandpa, why are you derailing this thread?

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 22:18 [No]

( ´ω`) We were on the defensive, with the Germans advancing relentlessly on our positions. I was sure that this time we were lost.

( ´ω`) But then,

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 23:47 [No]

( ´ω`) *takes an extensive inhalation of roughly (by volume) 78.09% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.039% carbon dioxide, and small amounts of other gases in order to begin his recounting of an epic that would forever remain in Grandpa's memory as the most terrifying time in his life, in which the manliest of men cowered at the unspeakable atrocities of warfare*

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 23:55 [No]

( ・∀・) Grandpa, were men more open to gay sex back then?

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 15:27 [No]

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzz

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 20:50 [No]

( ・∀・) Oh, not this agai-

( ´ω`) ZZZZZZZZZZ

( ・∀・) .... Gra-

( ´ω`) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 21:27 [No]

( ´ω`) z

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 21:38 [No]

( ~∀~) z

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 22:12 [No]

( ´ω`) Are you mocking me?

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 15:01 [No]

( ・∀・) Of course not, grandpa! I always hold you with the upmos-
( ´ω`) zzzzzzzz

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 20:38 [No]

( ´∀`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 20:40 [No]

Fucking Clonepa
Fucking
Clonepa

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 21:26 [No]

That's pretty hard to do, seeing as Clonepa has no genitals.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 23:38 [No]

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23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6231 02:30 [No]

Clearly he is standing in front of a tall man with genitals.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6231 20:14 [No]

Let's derail this penis-thread by talking about depression.

I'm depressed, DQN.

My life just seems to be out of control, everything is going to shit. Last semester I passed all my courses by the skin of my teeth and this semester my marks are also horrible. These days I feel like I can never get enough sleep, and I always feel like shit when I wake up in the morning. I can't be bothered to eat- everything seems so bland- every day I starve because i'm too unmotivated to cook food. Meanwhile, other people are out getting an education, getting jobs and getting relationships, while I'm addicted to browsing internet forums which I am not sincerely interested in.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6231 20:40 [No]

TAKE DRUGS
I AM SO GREAT NOW, I HAVEN'T CUT MYSELF SINCE I STARTED ABUSING STIMULANTS

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6231 20:49 [No]

Hey, No individualism on DQN!

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6233 05:11 [No]

>>25
Hotaru Maniac? Here? Couldn't be.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6233 13:23 [No]

>>27 no

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6233 15:30 [No]

Lets kill ourselves to be like real japanese!

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6234 00:42 [No]

>>29 It doesn't count if you use a gun...

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 03:44 [No]

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32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 02:43 [No]

im depressed because i met a girl on /dqn/ and then i find out she's a heroin addict then she dumped me for her sister and now she makes posts on /dqn/ that she knows will hurt me

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 03:37 [No]

>>32
I'm depressed because you don't use punctuation or proper capitalization.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 03:56 [No]

>>32
You should be depressed because you're ugly and unlikeable.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 04:52 [No]

>>32
Not trying to hurt you baka. Stop thinking this.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 19:33 [No]

stop being so depressed dokyuns ! !

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 20:48 [No]

>>32
Stop overthinking it and get her back! Good luck, mr. DQN‼

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 20:50 [No]

>>32

>then she dumped me for her sister

uh?

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 22:42 [No]

I depressed because I asked out a girl today and she told me she was "mostly gay" and had a girlfriend.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 00:05 [No]

>>32,39, duuudes! What if it is their way to invite you to a threesome?

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 01:32 [No]

>>37
She seriously hates him. Couldn't happen to a more deserving dokyun.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 02:41 [No]

I'm not at all depressed because I asked a girl out, got shot down, and then asked another girl out and we had a great time.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 03:06 [No]

>>41
Now, I don't hate him at all. Hate is pointless.

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