I like DQN. And in fact I would love to have a sit down and chat with DQN amongst a cup of tea.That would be really great. And also I enjoy the company of DQN. Even if I beat like me can live, can't I at least have the dignity to survive? DQN is like a little sister to me. I really love her.
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If I'm ever down or alone I think about DQN. She would smile and laugh and say, "Cheer up, Squeeks!". I want to hug DQN close and tell her how beautiful she is. I wonder if its possible to feel this way about anyone but my precious DQN?
This THREAD is DQN QUALITY.
I wanna HIGH FIVE DQN at a PARTY
I want to have a DQN in the passenger seat of my LANCER EVOLUTION IS #1 car.
I want to take DQN for a walk down a local beach.
And by take a walk, I mean have sex with.
And by have sex with, I mean buy a bouquet of flowers for.
I did love DQN, but then DQN threatened to file a restraining order against me...
I want to carefully and sensually caress DQN.
I like it when DQN makes red in her jeans and I want to lick it
There will be an organisation opposing the objectivity-ubermensch guys. It consists of all the people who have decided their life is worthless. These people get taken in by the organisation and become its guns after having their individuality removed. They all work in perfect sync with each other, making them very hard to beat. However, in extreme stress scenarios some may show evidence of their past individuality. And of course, they will all wield awesome shotguns.
I enjoy it when all six of us get together and catch up over a few beers, and reminisce about the good old days back when everything was new and fresh, and were writing posts that would go on to be oft-repeated copypasta.
Though squeeks and winter are mean drunks, and often wind up exchanging punches to each other's shoulder, it's the highlight of the month for me.
Silly dokyuns, you can't caress DQN, it's an abstract concept.
( ・ω・)We should do a rollcall someday.
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It would follow then that you can't caress anything because everything becomes abstract in some form... so let us enforce the proxy of materialism and say that, so far as a server hosts 4-ch it contains DQN, and so far as it contains DQN it is, in some part, itself DQN... and as a bulky metal parallelepiped therefore can be caressed...
In particular, I'd like to caress DQN's delicate sensibilities
I'd rub DQN's left earlobe. An often overlooked erogenous zone.
I would remove DQN's clothes, licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her little nipples. I would watch her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around my thick penis slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of their mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The thick viscous semen would overflow, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and sucking it off her fingertips.
And then DQN would spread her smooth slender thighs, my penis poised at the entrance to her pure, virginal pussy. She'd feel it thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having its cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I'd listen to DQN's quickening breaths, hearing her girlish moans and gasps while she pants, warm and moist, on my face. Her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet mine. I'd run my hands all over her tiny body, feeling her nipples hardening against my tongue as I lick her chest, neck and armpits, savouring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and, reaching her climax, I'd hear her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm with my penis buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot semen spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch.
And then, when she wasn't looking, I'd dance. Ranta tanta tan.
>>25 Nah, it's just you and me here. Any post you didn't make was by me
I got a DQN prescription.
I lost a DQN proscription.
I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more DQN!