In other news, the Elitist Superstructure has decided to shift Zodiac signs around. In what's considered to be a "shocking" move by the secretive group, founder of site, ( ˃ ヮ˂), comments:
"[It was]... just something that had to be done. So we made it happen."
DQN-standard Zodiac signs:
Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20
I changed from Leo to Cancer, how about you?
( ´ω`) You got cancer? You should've made your own clone before it was too late.
Apparently, I'm a "Taurus".
/i thought squeks was the founderr
I'm a virgo in oh so many ways.
I FOUND THIS
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41047777/ns/local_news-indianapolis_in/
I thought you were just making things up!
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
NEXT: Heliocentric theory and what it changes about your beliefs.
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MSNBC is kind of preachy.
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Disasters Are Government's Conspiracy
http://book.geocities.jp/japans_conspiracy/01/p002.html#page14(2)
The arrogant Japanese government manipulates evil combinations of date puns and bullies regions of ethnic minorities.
Japanese conspiracy sites are great. Occult ones, too.
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Oh my. He's so crazy, it's like reading Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco.
Finally, my dream of being Ophiuchus has come true.
I wonder what Espeon's Zodiac sign is.