ITT the previous poster has an apocryphal medical condition (176)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 22:23

>>0 suffers from chronic non-existence.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 22:55

>>1 Has diarrhea that is more explosive than 10 tons of TNT

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 23:03

>>2 has autism

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 23:09

>>3 will melt if ever thrown into a bathtub full of cats.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 23:32

>>4 suffers grand mal seizures whenever exposed to classical music.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 00:09

>>5 has an overriding compulsion to expose reformed ex-cons to Beethoven's 9th at extreme volumes upon discovering that they suffer grand mal seizures whenever exposed to classical music.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 00:12

>>6 must make sure that the peas and rice are separated at all costs.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 00:53

>>7 firmly believes that all pictures can be "looked behind", so to speak, dedicating unruly amounts of time to the practice and getting himself into trouble here and there when, face-to-face with a person, he impulsively walks around to peer at their backsides.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 11:58

>>8 has terminal bonitis.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 12:31

>>9 talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 13:38

>>10 is a Panda

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 18:03

Has Hallucinatory Pandarian Disease

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 19:49

>>12 will suffer an aneurysm if he ever attempts to use greater-than signs.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 15:01

>>13 can only ever vomit into the beak of his pet bird.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6360 00:38

>>14 Can only get an erection while shouting "Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day!"

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6380 19:41

>>15 can only come in babies

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6380 21:19

>>16 only comes in extra-large.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 00:17

>>17 is violently allergic to metaphors.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 16:21

>>18 can only be aroused by hairless cats and corrupt Italian politicians

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6389 06:54

>>19 has a red cross instead of a pupil in his left eye

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 12:18

http://cureplus.org/i/111113/40.html
it is funney!

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 14:28

>>21 is inappropriately amused by dry medical texts about carbon monoxide poisoning.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 15:05

>>22 has chronic heebie-jeebies

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 17:48

>23 contracted Aiken's Murraine in the Upper Baboonasshole

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 19:08

>>24 is allergic to photons.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 21:30

>>25 can't see flat surfaces

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