Putting on your favourite pair of socks only to find a huge hole around the big toe.
When I was playing an online game earlier, I was disconnected just as I made it into sudden death and punched the guy on my left. I think that I had a fairly high chance of beating the two of them.
Just about anything you could post in this thread could've been posted in "Post Unhappy Things", but instead you made a new thread.
( ˃ .˂) When you're walking along outdoors and don't feel a breeze. You fart, and expect to just walk away from it, but it turns out that you were moving with the breeze the whole time, so the fart just sticks to you until the breeze shifts direction a minute or so later.
( ˃ .˂) my mushroom soup grew ears and now it's deaf
>>9 that's fucked up
( ˃ .˂) The thunderstorm ended...