／(◕‿‿◕)＼ Make a contract with me (44)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6376 12:40

／(◕‿‿◕)＼ What do you wish for? I will make it come true.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6376 13:33

I want super powers.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6376 22:16

I want to be more DQN.

more!

more!

4 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6376 23:58

I wants me some pokemon.

An espeon would do. They are cute, I like them!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 02:41

I would like to be Louis Althusser's zombie

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 05:03

I want to be so good at magic that I'd be able to perform miracles defying natural laws.

I'll need to know the details of the contract before agreeing to it, though.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 05:40

I wish you to perform fellatio upon me, in return I will pay you not less than one tablespoon of fresh human ejaculate.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 17:23

I want a Japanese BBW for a girlfriend.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 17:36

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Make a contract with me and your face can be as wide as you want.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6378 15:59

     ┌     ┬     ┐
     ／人◕‿|‿◕人＼
     └     ┴     ┘

Shoot to kill

11 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6379 00:02

　 ┌ ┬ ┐
　　( ˃|ヮ˂)
　 └ ┴ ┘
You leave that thing alone, tough guy.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6381 21:46

I wish to be successful in a world where Puella Magi are no longer needed.

Refuse, and I'll call Homerun-chan.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6381 23:00

shit nigger

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 01:40

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ >>13 is now a magical shit nigger girl.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 06:36

( ﾟ -ﾟ) sparkly poop? no thanks.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 14:04

／人◕ ω ◕人＼ Hello everyone! My name is Kyubpa!

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 01:29

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Get lost, clonebee.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 02:41

I want to be as cool as Espeon!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 17:47

／(◕‿‿◕)＼ Well, there are limitations to my power. Some people couldn't be cool if they lived in Antarctica and were filled with liquid nitrogen. But we can try.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6517 20:10

Kyubey, make a contract with me! I want to be forever together with the person I love. Forever... That's my wish!

21 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6517 23:25

QB, QB! Make a contract with me as well! I want to be the person >>20-san loves!

22 Name: Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ : 1993-09-6517 23:37

I just ate a carrot with hummus

23 Name: ( ˃ 3 ˂) : 1993-09-6518 05:14

>>21: In your dreams! ( Maybe I am also ugly in your eyes, you dont know it =P )

24 Name: ( ﾟДﾟ)!WANDER1pOs : 1993-09-6518 09:05

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25 Name: ( ˃ 3 ˂) : 1993-09-6518 11:32

Where is Kyubey? He has to make my wish comes true!

26 Name: ( ﾟДﾟ)!WANDER1pOs : 1993-09-6518 23:21

I wished for him to travel to Canada with his anime collection and he was arrested, hahaha.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6519 18:50

We may joke.
But life would, surely, be easier if I was a Giant Panda.

I want to be a Giant Panda.

28 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6520 13:06

Anime comes in bags in Canada.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 18:57

／人 ﾟ ‿‿ O人＼ make a corntruck with me for I am ky*hick*uckey

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6528 15:20

／人♥‿‿♥人＼ Now I'm even cuter.

Come on, you dokyuns. Doesn't anyone want to wish for GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS? Doesn't anyone wish the previous poster were a panda?

31 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6528 21:58

Personally, I'd love to commit the GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS while listening to Schnuffel. It's the perfect music for this, believe me!

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 12:23

Hello this is a test
http://www.google.com/intl/en_com/images/srpr/logo1w.png
how do you like this

33 Name: ray : 1993-09-6547 05:11

I want a cokkie

34 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6547 10:04

>>32
I don't think that these logo and company name will get you anywhere. "Google" would be the perfect name for a booth selling trinkets.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 00:59

Google is in fact my favorite local haberdashery.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6550 01:39

I wish for a big fat butt

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6550 16:09

( ´ω`) I wish for more wishes.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6550 16:10

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Now you've done it, Grandpa. You just divided by zero.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 15:10

>>37 one is a wish that lives within you

40 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6551 21:29

>>37 should wish for more QBs instead.

41 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6874 17:04

>>34
Kudos, me. Good joke.

Captcha: re

42 Name: Rei!p8eYCadcMo : 1993-09-6874 19:08

I wish to for QB to be dead.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 23:53

Damn. Homura should have thought of that.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:24

Dear QB, please make everyone die. Amen.

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