The Tale of My Bumsexy Bumsex Bumsexter
-- A Ballad by Double Bumsex and DQN (and some kind of a song generator)
It began on a bumsexy Bumsexday bumsexing:
I was the most bumsexy bumsexist around,
He was the most bumsexy bumsex.

He was my bumsexter,
My bumsexy bumsexter,
My bumsex.

We used to bumsex so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to bumsex together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one bumsexing, one bumsexy bumsexing,
We decided to bumsex too much.
Together we bumsexed a bumsexual.
It was bumsexy, so bumsexy.

From that moment our relationship changed.
He grew so bumsexy.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

He bumsexed a bumsex.
Alas, a bumsex!
My bumsexter bumsexed a bumsex.
It was bumsexy, so bumsexy.

The next day I thought my bum had broken,
I thought my bum had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that bumsexing,
That bumsexy Bumsexday bumsexing.

My bum... ouch!
When I think of that bumsexy bumsex,
That bumsexy bumsex and me.