ITT the previous poster is a Capitalist (28)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6398 18:42

>>0 made a fortune trading on the stock market.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6398 19:56

>>1 actually believes what motivational posters say.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6398 20:16

>>2 has to constantly make sure his weight and wealth are perfectly proportional

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6398 21:31

>>3 strictly obeys the law of supply and demand.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6398 22:59

>>4 has very strong opinions about labor unions.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6399 00:13

>>5 is rewarded well for hard work.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6399 12:22

>>6 buys low, sells high.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 20:52

>>7 Saw a documentary on North Korea, so ^ decided to avoid doing the same thing.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 21:48

>>8 Bought all the stocks on the stock market, so he can't lose.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 00:18

>>9 donates meager portions of his fortune to charity in order to generate positive PR, in turn driving more consumers towards his services.

11 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6401 00:31

>>10 killed a man for his oil.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 00:41

>>11 paid off the ruler of his country to ban fair use and made quadrillions.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 00:39

Could cure cancer, but found that making anti-impotency drugs made more money, so he made that.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 02:08

>>13 makes a profit by extracting surplus value from his laborers

15 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6402 22:26

>>14 resales goods for ten times they worth.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 00:10

>>15 started using a trip code after reading The Fountainhead.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 01:20

>>16 Became rich by selling shirts, stickers, and coffee cups with pictures of Che Guevara on them.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 22:42

>>17 knows who's John Galt.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 23:56

>>18 is John Galt.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 23:59

>>18 has trained his bodyguards to be filled with bloodlust at the word "lawsuit."

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 03:05

>>20 would love for nothing more than to infringe on >>19's patents.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 19:13

>>21 gets his laughs by posting witty jabs in http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1298339557/

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 20:22

>>22 turned his innate talent for witty jabs into a million dollar book deal.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 00:50

>>23 Got a quick buck for a shitload of fuck.

25 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6412 11:31

>>24 is a door to door dick salesman.

26 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7523 17:04

>>25 Doesn't know much about France, but likes laissez faire.

27 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 16:45

>>26 Makes fun of communists by putting fake Cyrillic letters in their names.

28 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7865 20:35

>>27 is a greedy Jew.

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