>>1 has white friends that constantly joke about his oriental heritage
>>2 refuses to have white friends, because they all carry the Swine Flu.
>>3
hates white men for stealing his women, but secretly wants a white girlfriend.
>>4 was disowned by his parents for getting an A-minus on his report card.
>>9 Drives his car like an idiot, despite clearly understanding all the laws of physics, and how it relates to cars.
>>10 almost certainly knows your Chinese friend, by virtue of being Chinese himself.
>>11 acts all offended and defensive when white guys flirt with her, and accuses them of having "yellow fever" and "objectifying" her, but is secretly pleased by their attention. And if someone ever gets past her defensiveness, she will be totally tsundere for him.
>>17 have never seen a history textbook that covers 1940-1945.
>>20 posts hilarious videos on ニコニコ動画, but they are unwatchable with comments turned on because the entire screen is covered in wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>22 thinks exclusively in terms of sets, groups and categories.
>>23 learns everything there is to know about a subject just before the next exam, and forgets it all immediately upon putting down his pen at the end.
>>24 secretly resents his "model minority" reputation and yearns to be a gangsta.
>>26 killed three people in an angry rampage...
...over getting zerg rushed.
>>27 was pulled out of school at the age of 13 to play Starcraft for a living.
Dates white people only to break up with them when his parents complain about them being fat, disrespectful, and stupid
>>29 Can solve a rubix cube faster than he can peel off the stickers and re-arrange them.
>>31 despises the West for tainting the glorious Eastern ways.
>>33 is off to the fields to pick rice. Tomorrow he will journey to the bustling town market and humbly peddle his harvest.
>>34 is studying to become a doctor, engineer, or scientist at an American university.
>>35 drives a Honda Civic tricked out with $5,000 worth of purely aesthetic aftermarket modifications.
>>36 is studying to become a doctor, engineer, AND scientist at an American university. He is already a lawyer.
>>41 routinely gets away with molesting young girls on the subway.
>>42 Gets drunk easily, and says really funny things when drunk.
>>44 Pre-orders all the fancy electronic inventions, and picks them up on the day of their release.
>>45 works in a sweatshop for 16 hours a day producing cheap plastic goods for export, earning sub-living wage.
>>46 is incredibly talented at all manners of music and audio except pronunciation of western languages.
>>49 has hairy armpits, even though she's a girl.
As well as a hairy something else.
>>51, being a shy Asian female, would die of embarrassment if anyone were to even remotely mention the fact that beneath her outer garments exist sexual organs.
>>52 is a virtuoso at playing the piano and violin. At the same time.
>>54 was killed shortly after she was born because her parents wanted a boy.
>>55 was killed shortly before he was born as his mother flung herself onto a funeral pyre.
>>56
Has a secret crush on a cute, short girl named Claire but is so trepidated to consummate that love that he instead uses this BBS as an outlet for his feelings.
>>57 Can name every mecha ever created, plus he knows all the statistics of each one, and can explain what a battle would be like when 2 are pitted against each other, or 2 teams from a mecha anime battle each other. He can sing each opening and ending them to each anime at a Karaoke bar.
>>58 cheered at the news of the tsunami, before saying a prayer that his own backwater country would not suffer the same fate.
>>59 only ambiguously believes in God and/or gods, making translations really fucking hard from his language.
>>60 Celebrates Christmas in his own country even more seriously that people do in the USA, despite not believing in Jesus.
>>61 traveled halfway across the continent, spending millions of yen, just to stand in the spot where his favorite character once stood in episode 12, at 14:53.
>>62 pities the fool who can't solve a Rubik's Cube in less than 14.53 seconds.
>>64 is terribly shy and sexually repressed, but has an aunt in Tokyo who supplements her salary by appearing as a latex-wearing dominatrix in scat fetish rubberporn, smiling beatifically as she does things to sararimen that you can't talk about on DQN.
>>66 has turned his room into a shrine dedicated to his favourite Touhou character.
>>70 smokes even though he fully understands the entire process of tobacco tar causing lung cancer.
>>74 confuses all of the numbers in this thread with the one after it.
>>74 solves more n-dimensional topology problems before breakfast than most Americans do in their lifetime.
Despite >>76's mastery of science and stalwart empiricism, he is still adamant that leaving a fan running in a closed room overnight will lead to suffocation and death.
>>82 will probably have serious hip problems before he turns 45 due to his constant bowing.
>>83 is soft-spoken and mild-mannered but lives almost exclusively on fiery hot peppers that would probably kill anyone reading this thread.
>>84 has been learning three different styles of martial arts since he could walk.
>>86 Can tell what country another Asian person, but says "All American rook arike."
>>87 fancies himself a rock star because he managed to grow a goatee of 3-millimeter peach fuzz.
>>88 Is a chubby chasing Asian that thinks if there is more than one fat person, they are "Fats."
>>94 made a surprising slip-up, giving his inborn numerical skills.
>>96 was torrenting the movie online before it even opened in theaters.
>>97 has a camera hanged by his neck all times. and wears aloha shirts
>>99 would have shouted "100GETTO kekekekekekekeke" if he'd made post #100.
>>101 speaks perfect English but his lips, mysteriously, don't match the words.
>>102 rides on Tokyo rail systems everyday and shares his observations on 2ch.net
>>104 remixes short soundbites from anime episodes to match a piece of the Kirby soundtrack.
>>105 knows this because he listens to the various Kirby soundtracks all day.
>>106 wrote a sweet, sweet chiptune dubstep version of the original "Kirby's Adventure" theme.
>>107 Builds vending machines that don't sell food and drinks. Business fell significantly after used panty machines were outlawed.
>>108 is small, dainty, beautiful and looks great in a dress... and has a penis.
>>109 Likes to travel to Las Vegas to gamble away 1/2 of a year's pay.
>>110 is looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (>>110 wants to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. >>110 has found a bento box similar to the one >>110 is describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and >>110 doesn't want >>110's gohan (rice) to touch >>110's other things (it can get wet and >>110 would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
Prostitute Animal Korean
Watch your ass! Korean loves almost all range of sex and age, even if not only you are elementary school students but you are upper eighty.
Crimate rate of (Koreans in Japan/Japanese)
rape murder robber
3.0 2.8 4.5
http://web2.nazca.co.jp/midorinosono/
Crimate rate of (Korean /Japanese)
rape murder robber
7.29 4.04 2.35
http://www.unodc.org/pdf/crime/seventh_survey/7sc.pdf
>>115 Owns a convenience store, and makes a point to say "You break you buy" to each patron when they enter.
Believes that only mafia wears sunglasses
>>122 was depressed when only two of his children became doctors.
>>123 Is depressed because the only two children he has are both girls. What makes it even more painful to him is that neither one is good at Starcraft games.
>>129 Uses a toilet that has no seat, but it has a bidet, a camera, a sound princess, and a medical analysis machine.
>>130 posts on anonymous messageboards because he's too anxious to tie his posts to an identity.
>>134 is a grass eating boy who will never die from overwork.
>>136 has destroyed all of his anime and toys before dating a girl.
>>137 has Sushi for breakfast and dinner 7 days a week. When he doesn't have octopus-sausages for lunch at school, he will also have Sushi for lunch.
>>138 would rather have tonkatsu, but his family forces him to eat kimchi to remind him of his roots.
>>140's family is pissed off at hem because he got an American girlfriend.
>>141's family is Korean and would have disowned him if he'd dated a girl of Japanese descent.
>>147 Hates his neighboring countries more than he hates the USA.
>>148 Thinks all American women are tall, have blonde hair, and enormous boobs.
>>150 Builds restaurants next to pet stores and animal shelters.
>>151 Applied to be in the Guiness Book Of World Records under the category "Most Honorable."
Unfortunately, that idea was as popular as "World's biggest crap ever taken."
>>153 Likes women that appear submissive when in public, but become an amazing domina when in the bedroom.
>>156 Is a perverted businessman who wears a suit specially tailored to cover up things like whip marks, chain chafes, candle burns, and kicks from high heels. His business is about selling cameras that get installed in public toilets.
>>157 developed a 2D complex after being rejected by the women at his school.
>>158 Is the manager of a company and to promote togetherness, he paid a whore to get bukakked by the whole company.
>>160 will be really offended if you ask him whether the Chinese restaurants put MSG in their takeout food even when you ask them not to.
If Americans read the ingredients >>161 puts in his food, they would not eat it.
>>163 is one of the people hired by Squeeks to make DQN look popular
>>165 bumps that thread as an attempt to distract others from his origins and because he has no racial shame.
>>169 shot a man in Reno just to get his +10 Sword of Sparkly Fire Effects.
>>170 is working on a robot that will take all our jobs away.
>>171 Looks 5-10 years younger than a white person of the same age.
（￣へ￣） Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".
>>175 has thick straight black hair that all the girls envy her for.
>>179's skin colour is supposed to be light orange but years of reclusion turned it white.
>>181 blackens her teeth and communicates with men mainly using nothing but witty allusions to obscure ancient poetry.
>>183's baby died because he was so focused on his MMORPG that he forgot to feed the baby. Good thing it was a baby girl, that is considered socially acceptable where he lives.
>>185 smells like durian, smelly tofu, and kim chee because he eats all those while playing touhou, and he forgets to bathe.
>>188 wears a T-shirt with the word "FUCK" on it. He doesn't know what it means, he just thinks it looks like a cool English word for cool people.
>>189 Never played games on easy mode, even when he was in elementary school.
>>190 Immolated himself in front of a japanese embassy, chanting "DOKDO IS KOREA"
It is easy for >>194 to pretend to be a member of the oppisite sex, and fool others.
>>195 has a very complex camera system installed in his boot.
Where >>196 lives, May is not the name of a month, it is the name of many young girls.
>>198 is hyperoffended whenever tiny disputed rocks in the sea are mention.
When >>199 was a child, his favorite game was to stick 2 fingers up an adult's anus.
>>201 has never adequately apologized for the atrocities his grandfather committed in WW2, the scumbag.
>>204 Writes and enforces copyright laws that are much different than ones used in western nations.
>>208 Plays baseball with different rules than rules found in western nations.
The roof of >>211's house is much different than the roof of a western house.
>>214 cultivated a Brummie accent in order to qualify for a job at his local tech support call centre.
>>217 Learned English just to do business with neighboring countries. He has a large amount of Yuan, Won, and Yen in his bank accounts due to his success in business.
>>219 The movies he makes with girl's sailor suits would make any Catholic retract their statement that school uniforms end perversion.
>>223 Likes pettanko and has a great variety of them to choose from.