ITT we think up ways in which largely useless superpowers (from http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1293698023/) can be used for good.
>>1 works as the ultimate proof-reader and becomes internationally famous.
Shitty thread wasshoi!
>>2 Causes criminals to crap their pants, making them easier to find by police. Their shitty underwear is brought into the courtroom as evidence, making for a simple case to prove.