Moustache (17)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 00:09

HOW THE FUCKING FUCK IS 'MOUSTACHE' A TRIGGER.

UNLESS YOU WERE RAPED BY A MOUSTACHE, OR BY SOMEONE WHO HAD A MOUSTACHE, AND EVERY TIME YOU SEE THEM YOU THROW UP IN YOUR MOUTH A LITTLE THEN NO, MOUSTACHE IS NOT A FUCKING TRIGGER.

JESUS WHAT KIND OF CLUELESS JACKASS ARE YOU

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 00:23

fuck you, buddy; i was raped by a mustache.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 00:28

( ・-・) 2 GE- aw fuck

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 22:57

BUT WHAT DOES IT DO?!

5 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6433 11:21

Grow a beard.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 22:02

Hitler had a mustache, maybe that is why some people fear it.

7 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6438 22:58

>>1 is assigned banned status for omitting the [emesis] tag from this thread.

Trigger warning: the next paragraph discusses emesis.

Some people have experienced traumatic nausea and vomiting. You can't go around and discuss this stuff without a warning.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6440 11:29

i tried googling for your trigger warning but only found this thread. then i googled "moustache rape" and you do not want to know what i have seen.

9 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6440 13:06

Trigger warning: the next paragraph discusses a search engine

>>8 is assigned banned status for mentioning Google without a warning.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6440 13:21

I hear Dick Wolvington has a mustache.

11 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6440 13:56

Trigger warning: the next paragraph discusses e*rs

>>10 is assigned banned status for talking about he*ring without a disclaimer for members of the mute culture.

12 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6440 17:01

BEWARE: the following sentence is a request by a tripcode user for NOT having a ban status assigned.

Dear MODD!5JrU4QOIH6,
May I discuss moustache in this thread without getting banned please?

13 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6440 19:24

You may, so long as you do so only in the next post.

Trigger warning: the following post discusses a moustache

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6440 22:58

MOUSTACHES FUCKING RULE

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6441 00:04

Trigger warning: >>65 contains references to explicit material not suited for children under the age of 18.

Just to be safe.

16 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6441 00:07

Announcement: due to >>14 hogging the privileged next post (>>14), the following statement promotes facial hair in form of beards; reader discretion is advised. Rated M-BW for Males and Bearded Women.

Grow a beard, don't just stop half-way through!

17 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6441 15:08

Trigger warning: the rest of the post discusses an arbitrary amount of moustaches

>>14 is assigned banned status for discussing more than one single moustache.

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