>>2 lives under a bridge and only wants to make friends with the goats he meets but is misunderstood.
>>5 deliberately says idiotic things on the internet so that people get annoyed and call him an idiot.
>>8 considers himself superior than others for not being into such "undeveloped activities" and veraciously proclaims so, in hopes of starting a flame war.
>>9 Uses 'big' words to try sound superior and patronizing to people so they become annoyed.
>>12 points out minor spelling mistakes in other people's posts
>>13 Likes to compare the other posters to Hitler, Stalin, and Mao.
>>17 corrupts LOL, which stands for "laugh out loud". He has also been seen in the vicinity of exploding yellow vans.
>>18 wants you to know about the menace that is the Internet Hate Machine.
>>19 thrives on the bile other users spew at him on a daily basis.
>>20 finds memorial groups on facebook, makes fake accounts for the deceased, and leaves comments on the group to the family saying to stop fooling around.
>>21 votes up "thumbs up if <anything>" comments on youtube to annoy other users.
>>22 Says things like "X number of people who gave a thumbs down are retarded"
>>23 has been engaged in "Internet performance art" since the Usenet days and is one of the original alt.fan.karl-malden.nose "meow" crew.
>>26 writes ED articles on everyone he meets.