>>0 Cannot be seen because Ninjas know how to disguise themselves.
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>>8
Is a master of assassination. Not to be confused with ass insemination.
>>10 Stole a valuable piece of art from a museum and never got caught, due to his mastery of stealth.
>>13 does that thing where he vanishes and a log appears in his place.
>>15 stole the "I" at the start of this thread without anyone noticing.
>>20 is hiding underneath your floorboards, and will be bisecting your legs any moment now.
When >22 is depressed he sneaks onto Disney Land rides.