Pretty damned short song thread! (46)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 19:33

>>2 is the title, first and second lines
>>3 is the third line.
>>4 s the last line.

Set to standard 12-baar Eb blues changes

Bow BOW bow bow BOMP.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 19:38

A cat's malodorous flatulence

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 20:10

A deep queue ending is foretold in my heart

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 20:11

AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeanDependencyInjector!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 20:24

Ah wrote a song about yo cat's farting like to hear it? Here it goes!

A CAT'S MALODOROUS FLATULENCE

A cat's malodorous flatulence,
A cat's malodorous flatulance.
A deep queue ending is foretold in my heart,
AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeanDependencyInjector!

Ooohhhhhhhhh Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 20:26

As of now, >>7, >>8, and >>9 are song lines.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 20:47

A hamster's paint-peeling exhalations

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 20:51

You take intruding privacy and you make it an art

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 20:53

ContactDoubleOneFoxRefractoryGreenIntensityRejector!

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 21:02

That's it, I'm totally going to record a version of this when I get back to my microphone and instruments next week. That's not to say no one else can have a go as well

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 14:58

And now for a considerably longer song:

>>18,19 is the title.

>>15,15,17,16 is the first verse

>>18,19,20,21 is the chorus

>>22,22,24,23 is the second verse

>>25,26,27,28 is the instrumental solo

>>2,2,3,4 is the third and final verse

>>14 is the last line

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 15:33

Well okay, is that a separate song then yes?

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 15:59

>>12 It is to be an independent piece, but the third verse takes its inspiration from the ground breaking instant classic "A Cat's Malodorous Flatulence".

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 17:31

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15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 18:38

I kissed her in the ear

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 21:28

BECAUSE IT'S SUMMER

17 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6541 22:56

Jumped up in the air

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 23:46

Sharp like a Kaiser

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6542 05:00

Chargin' his laser

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6542 10:07

Lift up my visor

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6542 11:17

Driving divisor

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6542 11:53

called him "The Incisor"

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6542 17:44

PINGAS

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6542 18:25

Come here fishy-fishy

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6542 18:58

Make her docile, like a winter catfish!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 04:11

Holy bajeezus batman!

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 05:44

I've never been hugged

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 14:57

The personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Jew.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 15:30

"Sharp Like a Kaiser Chargin' His Laser"

I kissed her in the ear
I kissed her in the ear
Jumped up in the air
BECAUSE IT'S SUMMER

Sharp like a Kaiser
Chargin' his laser
Lift up my visor
Driving divisor

called him "The Incisor"
called him "The Incisor"
Come here fishy-fishy
PINGAS

Sharp like a Kaiser
Chargin' his laser
Lift up my visor
Driving divisor

Make her docile, like a winter catfish!
Holy bajeezus batman!
I've never been hugged
The personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Jew.

A cat's malodorous flatulence,
A cat's malodorous flatulance.
A deep queue ending is foretold in my heart,
AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeanDependencyInjector!

MultipleLinkListIteratorBuilderPrototypeProxy

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 15:53

Great song dokyuns I shall sing it vociferously.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 16:14

It's definitely one of our most song-like songs, but I believe there was a distinct lack of lyrics about molesting children by moonlight.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 17:09

>>31 Honestly, there's only so much one can sing about that subject without ending up in jail.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 20:10

>>32 no way man don't take this away from me

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 23:17

This is one of the most coherent songs DQN has ever made.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 02:54

UNDER THE MOON, SQUEAKS TO ISSHO

36 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-6575 22:24

Hey Dokyuns I'm gonna record this song. Wanna sing with me?
http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1307388751/62

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6589 03:14

So did anyone record these yet?

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6589 16:43

>>36 i'd like to!

39 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-6589 16:44

We are.

40 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6589 17:23

Why don't we record these songs here? DQN is the perfect place for anything.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 01:41

>>40 I would love to hear you sing espon.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 11:38

>>40
DQN is the perfect place for anything except you, putrid, vile fur-covered scum. Even DQN has standards and you fall far, far below them. Your existence makes the world a far worse place. You're a worthless, unfunny leech with a consumerist, directionless life, and your egotistical delusions of wit are so removed from reality that I would pity you if I didn't loathe your foul guts. Comparing you to a cockroach would be too great a compliment. Nobody will ever truly love you. If you wish to redeem even an ounce of your pride, take your filthy posts and custom-baked tripcode in which you take so much sad pride and leave the internet forever.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 12:52

>>42 i think you filled that demand pretty well, that was very cruel, I almost feel sorry for her.

Espon, while on one hand I agree you are generally an eyesore here, and I do sometimes leave insulting comments for you (though often if I'm high I change my mind before I hit post out of pity) I don't really care that much about what you do. I know you're still a person, if a little misguided.

The upstanding nail deserves to be hammered down

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 14:59

Just to join in on all the hate, I will come forward with my hate towads espeon as well.
>>40
You are a lousy no good, you, you, dumb little butt, you. YOU AND YOUR TRIPCODES

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 21:46

>>40
Still posting on DQN, yeah?

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 02:35

>>42-45
Stop picking on Espeon, she is my waifu.

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