[POETRY] Haiku Thread [FIVE, SEVEN, FIVE] (67)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 19:16

ITT we write
Our replies in haiku form;
Make it sound profound.

We will not allow
Individualism
Stick with the format.

Yes, that includes you,
Mr Beady Eyes. I would
Also like to say:

>>2 is a panda.
>>2 is such a panda.
A panda is >>2.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 20:51

eats only bamboo
no nutritional value
dumb stupid panda!

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 03:29

I wrote a haiku
of DQN quality!
Now I will post it.

4 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6545 08:15

Post of a haiku
Name field has been completed
Thoughts of purple fur

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 19:40

ミトンが好き!
ミトンが好きぃぃ!
ミトンが好き!

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6547 06:38

fuck you
fuck you
fuck you all

7 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6547 10:01

The DQN board.
An ignorant troll leaps in.
Laughter sounds at him.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6547 19:55

The jews after him
Come to arrest the wizard.
He defeats them all.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 05:23

Haiku's not that tough
Just crib things from girl cartoons
Mogami-gawa

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 07:47

i WiLl AllOw u
iNtO thE vIp aReA
iF u PaY me 'nUff ;)

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 19:06

( ˃ ヮ˂) ( ˃ ヮ˂) ( ˃ ヮ˂) ( ˃ ヮ˂) ( ˃ ヮ˂)
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・)
( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 19:29

>>11
miton ga suki
hello my name is clonepa
fuckass fuck fuck fuck

13 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6549 23:37

Mittens are falling.
Emergency button was pressed.
It's an emergency.

14 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6550 00:00

GET of the fourteenth post.
Fourteen squared equals one
Hundred ninety six.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6550 16:16

Grandpa, Dapper Gent
Thinks this place is really swell.
Twenty-Three Skidoo!

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 02:25

L O L O L
R O F L M A O
4 U I 8 π

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 15:09

wowwww dude i'm so baked
i have been educated
but no employment

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