[POETRY] Haiku Thread [FIVE, SEVEN, FIVE] (67)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 19:16

ITT we write
Our replies in haiku form;
Make it sound profound.

We will not allow
Individualism
Stick with the format.

Yes, that includes you,
Mr Beady Eyes. I would
Also like to say:

>>2 is a panda.
>>2 is such a panda.
A panda is >>2.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 20:51

eats only bamboo
no nutritional value
dumb stupid panda!

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 03:29

I wrote a haiku
of DQN quality!
Now I will post it.

4 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6545 08:15

Post of a haiku
Name field has been completed
Thoughts of purple fur

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 19:40

ミトンが好き！
ミトンが好きぃぃ！
ミトンが好き！

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6547 06:38

fuck you
fuck you
fuck you all

7 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6547 10:01

The DQN board.
An ignorant troll leaps in.
Laughter sounds at him.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6547 19:55

The jews after him
Come to arrest the wizard.
He defeats them all.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 05:23

Haiku's not that tough
Just crib things from girl cartoons
Mogami-gawa

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 07:47

i WiLl AllOw u
iNtO thE vIp aReA
iF u PaY me 'nUff ;)

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 19:06

( ˃ ヮ˂) ( ˃ ヮ˂) ( ˃ ヮ˂) ( ˃ ヮ˂) ( ˃ ヮ˂)
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・)
( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 19:29

>>11
miton ga suki
hello my name is clonepa
fuckass fuck fuck fuck

13 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6549 23:37

Mittens are falling.
Emergency button was pressed.
It's an emergency.

14 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6550 00:00

GET of the fourteenth post.
Fourteen squared equals one
Hundred ninety six.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6550 16:16

Grandpa, Dapper Gent
Thinks this place is really swell.
Twenty-Three Skidoo!

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 02:25

Ｌ　Ｏ　Ｌ　Ｏ　Ｌ
Ｒ　Ｏ　Ｆ　Ｌ　Ｍ　Ａ　Ｏ
４　Ｕ　Ｉ　８　π

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 15:09

wowwww dude i'm so baked
i have been educated
but no employment

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 17:29

此処は何処?
私は誰だ?
さっぱりだ。

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6552 06:10

The problem with >>1's
Poem is that ha-i-ku
Has three syllables.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6552 10:05

Don't think. Feel. And you'll
be TANASINN∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵

∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵

21 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6552 11:39

There was an Old Man of Nebraska
Who decided to walk to Alaska
When he died on his way,
Someone sighed and said,
"I'm not carrying him back to Nebraska!"

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 13:13

I'm going to post Haiku from Yoshi's Island 3-8 map:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Never forget,
What I say to you.

Timing is all,
And aim true,
Measure the angle,
And win, do!

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 14:11

Mister >>22,
Please post in haiku format.
Think "five-seven-five".

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 21:41

I am >>twenty-two
if you don't like my posts
my posts don't like you!

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 05:21

Mister >>24,
Oops! Seems you did it again.
You are almost there.

26 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6554 08:15

is it possible
for elitist superculture
to thrive without trips?

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 09:28

I'm never like this. I'm never supposed to care. Yet, still; I love her.

28 Name: 24 : 1993-09-6554 21:33

I try my best
Think 'five-seven-five'
it's not enough

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 22:00

Sorry >>28,
But I think you should just stick
With today's special.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 10:08

Order a breakfast.
"Sorry, we're all out of that,"
Says the sullen Rei.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 12:13

nigger nigger dong
i am not good with haiku
what what fuck tits ffffffff

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 22:25

>>31 is not
a good example of
quality posting
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