[Elitist] ITT we define the protocol of the secret DQN handshake [Greetings] (7)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 13:14

Both parties standing 80cm. apart from each other, you start by extending your right arm, the hand pointing slightly upwards at the other's heart.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 15:57

The right hand holds a dagger of no less than 15 inch blade length. Repeated stabbing motions towards the other party's genitals are now performed, while simultaneously guarding your own crotch. Once sufficient damage has been dealt, make sure to bleed out in a compromising position.

3 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6576 21:05

The proper position for bleeding out is the infamous orz. Butt cheeks should be gently pressed against other party's butt cheeks in a respectful fashion.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 23:06

The party with higher rank in the superstructure rises and unceremoniously sits on the other party, facing in the opposite direction with hands on the other party's buttocks, as if riding a horse backwards. If both parties are the same rank, the sitter is determined by whoever bleeds out first.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 00:53

Then, the Southernmost party reveals two tubes of Ketchup from their hind pocket, and proceeds to laugh off this seemingly violent overture.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 04:00

＊ｇｒａｂｓ ｄｉｃｋ＊

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 04:20

Both parties then log in to the official DQN dial-up terminal service, so as to record the minutes of their clandestine meeting. They must use a 1200 baud modem to connect to the encrypted DQN crypto-synchronization server. For the rest of the meeting, each must record every minute detail of their partner's actions, particularly how they perform the remainder of the secret handshake. If any discrepancy is noted, the other partner must swiftly neutralize the offending party, who is clearly a spy.

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