ITT the previous poster is a penis (47)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 03:05

>>0 is rather floppy.

2 Name: Not Mr.2GET, but still likes to 2GET : 1993-09-6578 03:42

2GET

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 05:01

>>2 is erect

now we wait for someone to tell me that i am somewhat erect and the thread will be gracefully put to rest

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 05:06

>>3 is somewhere between erect and flaccid.

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 ( ・∀・)   ( `ー´)  ( ´∀`)  ( ゚ ∀゚ )    ( ^∀^)
 (    つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂     つ
 | | |  ┃This thread has peacefully ended.┃ | | |
 (__)_) ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ (__)_)     Thank you.

5 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6578 09:03

>>4 meant that he came all over the place by "This thread has peacefully ended."

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 13:33

>>5 is a peonis

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 16:16

>>6 is kind of a dick.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 16:47

>>7 has never done anything productive in his life.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 16:55

>>8 has trouble getting up.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 18:58

>>9 is snooping as usual.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 19:39

>>10 Has a purple helmet

12 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6578 21:20

>>11 is getting wriggled all around.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 22:25

>>12 is a panda's penis.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 22:38

>>13 is a bit like a dildo made of flesh.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 11:18

>>14 is a cute and soft shôta penis that has no sexual behaviour whatsoever.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 12:05

>>15 hopes one day to grow up and work in the mines.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 14:09

When Dr. Robotnik is yelling "pingas pingas pingas," he's talking about >>16.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 19:00

>17 is all wriggly and veiny

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 20:37

>>18 just had a threesome with a couple of fairies, shit was so cash.

20 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6579 21:07

There is a knot on >>19

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 22:15

>>20 is a choade.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 22:50

>>21 Is Chinese and called Wang.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 23:44

>>22 is approximately 15 cm long and ejaculates genetic material for the purpose of reproduction when stimulated.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6580 01:43

>>23 Is long, hard, and full of semen.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6580 05:50

24 is the approximate length in centimeters of >>24's penis when erect.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6580 06:11

>>25 is a penis that's under the impression that >>24 is such a large penis that >>24 has its own penis.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6580 21:30

>>26 is a smart penis.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 14:36

>>27 got me through high school.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 16:51

>>28 is constantly jerked around and beaten

30 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6583 21:48

>>29 is spitting all around him.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 14:29

>>30's name is Peter.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 17:46

>>31's name is Richard.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 17:47

>>31 coughs and splutters with laughter into a sock.

34 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6584 21:32

>>33 is nicknamed Prince Albert.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6585 02:47

>>34's name is Johnson.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6585 02:54

>>34 is sometimes forced to puke into a raincoat.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 15:34

Has a superbly well kept mustache and enjoys doing gentlemanly things with other gentlemen.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6594 18:23

>>37 Needs to take Viagra before he can get up.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 15:55

>>38 has entered a butt.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 15:59

>>39 tried, but was refused entry.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 23:15

>>40 is used for taking a vc: giss

42 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6596 18:57

>>41 had a pie and a raw chicken bigger than himself.

43 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10381 11:10

>>42 looks in the mirror and sees
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             /'",i" ゙;、 l'ii,''く     .ヽ
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44 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10381 11:13

Dicks? I'll suck 'em!
("Them" being the gender neutral pronoun for >>43)

45 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10381 11:46

>>44 would look cuter on a girl than on a boy.

46 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10381 12:04

>>45 would look cutest IN a girl!

47 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10382 00:11

>>46 is caught in the zipper

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