[titillating]ETERNAL SEPTEMBER IS NOW OF AGE[history] (20)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 01:40

This thread is to celebrate surviving 18 years of eternal september

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-6583 02:36

2 GET

IT IS STILL 1993.

3 Name: ڤ( l ‿ l ),T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6583 11:12

Eternal September is a ZOG conspiracy. It never happened.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 12:53

I'm going to take DQN out to a strip club to celebrate.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 22:22

One day... one day, it will be October. We need to celebrate that day as much as we can.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 14:25

Will the months ever change after September 7000?

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 21:18

>>6

No. September is always and forever.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 03:31

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 21:53

People of the Web, I'm from THE FUTURE! We have unlimited internet access on our smartphones these days. These are small things like personal communicators. I bet you've seen these only in sci-fi movies. And the web is big. Like endlessly big.

Youre imaginary comms suck in comparison. Made you a bit jelly here, didn't eye?

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 22:57

You know, this September seems to be lasting a lot longer than last September.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 23:25

>>10 There was a last September?

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 23:48

Was you raised in a barn?

Of course there was a last September! It was 1992. A year ago.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 23:54

You know, this year seems to be lasting a lot longer than last year

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6593 02:07

As you get older, they'll go by quicker.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6593 17:06

It won't, you'll die in September 1993.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6594 19:33

I'm a profit of Eternal September. The lottery drawing will be held on the last monday of September.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 08:16

But it's october

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 14:42

>>17
Is not.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 18:37

Can't wait for the 10000th of September.

We should throw a party!

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 18:41

>>9
So those "smartphones" are like those FM radio watches described sci-fi stories? Pretty cool advancement in technology there!

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