and it lived a good life for a couple of years and then died.

THE END.

I had a bunch of them. Bred the little buggers for a while. Then we ended up with one that decided to eat her young and that kind of ended that project.

this is horrible I wont come to DQN for DAYS now what were you thinking I have a vivid imagination you know

I had one that bit my mother so she slung it against the ground and it died afterwards

It was a real asshole though so I didn't care too much

I had four hamsters in total. I fear my second one might have died of hunger (though it was likely it was just old age) and that my third hamster was eaten by a cat (hopefully she escaped and became free).

>>2, are you aware that you're the one to blame for the hamster eating her newborn babies?

IF I HAD A HAMSTER
I WOULD HAMSTER IN THE MO-OR-NING
I WOULD HAMSTER IN THE EVENING
ALL OVER THIS LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

I once fed popcorn to a hamster, and it died the next day.

>>7

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^(furrowed brow)

oh geez, I put my sage in the wrong place.

This is the worst day EVER.

>>9, I agree, it sucks hard pretty much in every aspect. Especially in consequences.

Anyway, UNIBROW POWER!!

OP has had hamsterdance.com in his NCSA Mosaic bookmark list since September 1st, 1993.

I broke the back legs of a wild hamster after it shat on my hand

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

I don't know why I ever thought Monty Python was humorous. It really isn't. Not at all.

>>14
I fart in your general direction.

What's wrong with smelling of elderberries, anyway?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
MAY A BOLT OF LIGHTNING STRIKE YOU DOWN FILTHY STRANGERS. I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION. YOUR MOTHERS WERE HAMSTERS AND YOUR FATHERS... SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!! NOW, ON TO THE QUESTION: NO MORE SPA

You: HAHA I UNDERSTAND THIS

You: IT IS A SERIES OF OBSCURE POP-CULTURE REFERENCES ONLY THE MOST MALNOURISHED ANTISOCIAL DEMOGRAPHIC BEARS ANY HOPE OF EMBRACING

Stranger: Huh?

You: BUT, AS I RESIDE QUITE COMFORTABLY WITHIN THIS POPULATION, I SHALL ENDEAVOR TO EMBOLDEN THE SPY'S SPIRITS WITH A HEARTY APPRECIATION OF HIS NICHE ATTEMPTS AT WITTINESS

You: HO HO, HA HA, IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND!!!

You: WOOD

You: CARIBOU

You: VERY WOODY WORD DEAR DON'T YOU THINK

Stranger: How old r u?

You: NOT TINNY AT ALL

You: TERRY PRATCHETT

You: THE RINGWORLD IS UNSTABLE!!!!

You: HO HO HO H OH O

You: GOOD SHOW CHAPS

You: AND GOOD NIGHT

You have disconnected.

>>17

Lon Chaney's Anus

I am mildly surprised that no one has spelled it "hampster" yet.

My friend somehow has 30 hampsters.

Never kept hampsters, but I had three rats back in school. Poor critters are so short-lived.

Hamtaro.

That is all.

>>22
Humptaro.

Humpster: A fashion-conscious twit who fucks "ironically."

Humpstead

Hempster: a rodent who enjoys cannabis

Rumpster: a rodent who has a keen interest in men's bums.

Lumpster: a lumpy rodent

Bumster: see >>27.

Bumpster: a jerkwad of a rodent who keeps bumping old or shitty threads.

Crumbster: A rodent that won't stop eating in my bed.

>>30
So help me god if I ever find a piece of hamster AA

>>32

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>>33
Do you have any god damn idea what you've done?!

Killed the thread?

>>35
Look at this bumpster.

( ・ y・) you called?

>>17

>You: THE RINGWORLD IS UNSTABLE!!!!

Nice.

One of my hamsters mugged the other one to death as revenge that it was kept outside the toy house then later it died itself. Such cases.