>0 posts beady eyes posts in unrelated threads.
>>1 made this thread.
>>4 Creates many posts in each ITT the previous poster is threads.
>>5 feels it is his DUTY to keep certain unpopular threads alive.
Anyways, >>1, please listen to >>9. That it's really related to this thread.
>>9 went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and >>9 couldn't get in.
Then, >>9 looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God >>9 can't bear to watch.
You people, >>9'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, >>9 was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside >>9 goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
>>9 wanted to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
>>9 wanted to interrogate him. >>9 wanted to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as >>9, the latest trend among the vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
>>9 can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.
>>14 created a facebook account for Beady Eyes and used it to troll emo groups.
>>15 quite unintentionally parses all visual input as a series of Unicode characters.
>>16 sits in a silent, desolated corner of his soul. The dorkest one.
>>17's tripcode usage is only barely tolerated, but she is still technically a DQN poster. Technically.
>>20 will post 'DQN DQN LOL' somewhere every so often, just to see if anyone gets the joke.
>>31 had a hamster that lived a good life for a couple of years and then died.
>>37 is a very kind, courteous and funny person, relative to most people on the internet.
>>38 will sometimes tell you a story if he feels like it, but mostly asks simply that you shut up.
>>39 always wants to be told a story because he feels like it, but mostly gets people shutting up in the middle of one.
wat's a dqn?
>>46 isn't very good at posting in themed threads, but we love him anyway.
>>48 yearns to visit Teh Rei's Dinor, even if there isn't any food.
>>57:
Clearly this man should not be allowed out in public.
>>63 posts questions at the "Ask a Squeeks" Formspring page that Squeeks thinks are too DQN to answer.
>>64 steals fleshlights and cough syrup every Friday afternoon.
>>65 will never reveal the true secret of what life was like before the Internet.
>>67 posts the personal information of other dokyuns on 4chan.
>>70 has a shrine dedicated to Espeon in his closet and writes poetry for her. He will always treasure the time they chatted on Gikopoi.
>>76 uses the <a href="http://neo-layout.org">Neo keyboard layout</a> and is immensely pleased with himself.
>>78 overloaded the Internet by an ultrasuperfast typing on his Datahand Professional II
>>80 Is a nerdy gunsmith that makes ammunition in multiples of 2.
>>81 Loves filling the stereotype threads even if he is not racist.
>>83 shits up the board by bitching about how people are shitting up the board.
>>84 makes bad posts when DQN is good so he has something to bitch about.
>>85 submits posts of the highest quality in quick succession when the first ten threads on the board are full of shit.
>>90 enjoys reviving years-old threads that he participated in.
>>91 Regularly checks very old threads, searching for that guy who does the
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>>93 writes trashy Kindle books and makes a lot of money at it, but is so ashamed of what he does that he hides in his room all day and night.
>>96 thinks "the jesus" will cut him in his sleep if he swears on the internet
>>100 has a large collection of witty but rather inoffensive retorts on case he is in a position to use them.
>>101 spends all his time on a board full of stupid threads, but gets massively butthurt if a thread is the "wrong kind of stupid".
Kind of an empty victory, like when your lifelong love obsession finally starts paying attention to you after she has 5 kids and gains 100 pounds. The institution of marriage was infiltrated and destroyed by the government long ago.
