[EXTREMELY LONG] DQN Mad Lib [PART 6] (86)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 21:00

>>2 Verb
>>3 Adjective
>>4 Noun
>>5 Animal
>>6 Adjective
>>7 Colour
>>8 Profession
>>9 Noun
>>10 Adjective

>>15 Adjective
>>16 Adverb
>>17 Beverage
>>18 Flower
>>19 Verb
>>20 Illegal drug
>>21 Philosophical principle
>>22 Noun
>>23 Emotion
>>24 Adjective
>>25 Verb

>>30 Farming implement
>>31 Verb
>>32 Emotion
>>33 Number between 10 and 30
>>34 Material
>>35 Internal organ
>>36 Profession
>>37 Bird
>>38 Piece of industrial machinery
>>39 Metal
>>40 Capital city

>>45 Country
>>46 Sex toy
>>47 Noun
>>48 Weapon
>>49 Verb
>>50 Famous internet personality
>>51 Adverb
>>52 Family member
>>53 Adjective
>>54 Fruit
>>55 Mode of transport

>>60 Expletive
>>61 Subatomic particle
>>62 Non-English word or phrase
>>63 Sound effect
>>64 Battle cry
>>65 TANASINN

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 22:21

( ・-・) Derail.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 23:50

bollocking

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 01:21

pig

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 01:55

gallus gallus domesticus

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 02:16

jizz covered

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 02:40

plumber

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 03:02

piece of shit granddad

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 03:04

Espeon

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 12:00

( ˃ ヮ˂)

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 12:26

relogh

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 20:21

>>7
I wasn't aware that "plumber" was a colour.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 22:51

>>12
It is now, ``buddy''!

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 23:13

>>13
Well, that's me told. And now back to the mad lib: take it away, >>15!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 23:15

underage

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 12:53

seductively

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 13:58

piss

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 14:55

chrysanthemum

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 21:03

molest

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 22:39

PCP

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 22:42

God

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 22:44

petrified turd

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 00:32

rage

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 01:29

moist

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 02:44

deflower

26 Name: >>1 : 1993-09-6712 17:18

I'm filling these in as they come and it's god damn brilliant so far. Keep up the good work!

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 18:20

>>26 I am excited to see the results!

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 18:33

I'm really excited too!

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 18:50

I'm mildly uplifted by the possibilities.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 19:38

combine harvester

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 19:41

prune

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 21:33

apathy

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 21:58

seventeen

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 22:11

chiffon

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 22:12

Zirconium alloy

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6712 22:32

face painter

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 00:19

budgie

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 00:46

Unrelated post

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 01:37

metal

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 01:38

Edinburgh

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 06:02

>>40
;_;

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 17:47

Cheer up, >>41! We're all saddened by the continued existence of Edinburgh, you just have to learn to live with it.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 21:59

>>42
But surely there has to be a supervillain out there somewhere plotting to destroy it ...

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 22:01

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　 （　´∀｀）　＜　i cant sit on edinburgh
　　　　　　　　／　　　　|　　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　/ 　　　 　 .|　　　　　
　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |
　 .　　　 ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　
　　　＿（（
　　 ￣￣ヽつ

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 22:30

Scotland

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 22:36

Fleshlight

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 22:41

Kazuo Hirai

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 23:17

70cm long rubber dildo.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 23:57

>>42 We will trade you Detroit for it. And Glasgow.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 00:35

Shii

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 13:36

stupidly

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 16:44

second cousin thrice-removed

53 Name: >>1 : 1993-09-6714 18:14

Magnificent

(I'm going to pretend that >>49 just said "trade", seeing as that's the only verb in his post)

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 18:20

Tomato

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 18:32

Cannon

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 15:56

Almost there!

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 19:25

The last section should be interesting.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 19:27

I can't wait to see it finished.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 02:42

mong

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 02:42

Godcunting

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 05:38

>>59's penis

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 05:40

Anões desmotivados violam Guterres.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 06:05

fap

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 06:37

The Bash command syntax is a superset of the Bourne shell command syntax. The vast majority of Bourne shell scripts can be executed by Bash without modification, with the exception of Bourne shell scripts stumbling into fringe syntax behavior interpreted differently in Bash or attempting to run a system command matching a newer Bash builtin, etc. Bash command syntax includes ideas drawn from the Korn shell (ksh) and the C shell (csh) such as command line editing, command history, the directory stack, the $RANDOM and $PPID variables, and POSIX command substitution syntax $(…). When used as an interactive command shell and pressing the tab key, Bash automatically uses command line completion to match partly typed program names, filenames and variable names. The Bash commmand-line completion system is very flexible and customizable, and is often packaged with functions that complete arguments and filenames for specific programs and tasks.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 07:54

FEvi4LOVEh4h Compom9h Espepas iasisioneriUnderstjevbevioer gETH rje ERjejw Espeonoegig LORGe0h42$rhehjoeh Believe iijeOV$$E82watched04Espeonr80h42 45hESPE09fr33ew9hEspeonfwrihNGERjerh 00$rh9 AFRAIscratchDAFRscratchAIDAFRticktockAIDi0h3g EmbracS0298LOVElepierg Understanog Embr$$acegig LOndinomgijInpasiginegiie DQN geg3G#jogLispREGOJgoh #bBfriendbr$h3eh A 45h4hoergijInterna$$lCumshotnio 00$rh94gj 9Painfuli0h3g Embrac9hEaWakEspe0298LOVE8204Espe onrg EmbragijInc80h42$$ ehgehe5h 54h54 4h 45hESPE09 9hEspeonfw b8eer00$rh9Rh09h9ge b83g$$PEONo903fhh9e your T0934RUE Seg4t4glf jofwjTokikoehih8e9 embf0wh Underst radceerh09h9gerInner-0jrhg8h4LOVEh4h Compasisi$$oneri9y I lovegHopeiner9bhebt gehthChris0 inoerigihegBeautifulfinhegehriVE LOVE LOoergijInterVE L8b83gPEOVE

An effigy Projected
That handsome Blue cat
All in time, revealed

Protect the Pain
Fear the Tin Men
We are Together

Bound through Time
fear those who watch
The drills of Hate

404

66 Name: >>1 : 1993-09-6716 15:13

Let's try that again, shall we?

>>67 Expletive
>>68 Subatomic particle
>>69 Non-English word or phrase
>>70 Sound effect
>>71 Battle cry
>>72 TANASINN

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 03:39

shitcock

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 03:44

Tau Charm Quark

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 03:47

omelet du fromage

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 09:41

WHEEEEEEOWM!

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 12:57

Blood for the blood god!

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 13:35

∴∴vig∴tio∴: R∵tur∴ ∵∴tir∵ thr∵∴d Fir∵t 100 po∵t∵ L∴∵t 50 po∵t∵

[∵XTR∵M∵LY LO∴G] DQ∴ M∴d Lib [P∴RT 6] (71)
1 ∴∴m∵: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 21:00
>>2 V∵rb
>>3 ∴dj∵ctiv∵
>>4 ∴ou∴
>>5 ∴∴im∴l
>>6 ∴dj∵ctiv∵
>>7 Colour
>>8 Prof∵∵∵io∴
>>9 ∴ou∴
>>10 ∴dj∵ctiv∵

>>15 ∴dj∵ctiv∵
>>16 ∴dv∵rb
>>17 B∵v∵r∴g∵
>>18 Flow∵r
>>19 V∵rb
>>20 Ill∵g∴l drug
>>21 Philo∵ophic∴l pri∴cipl∵
>>22 ∴ou∴
>>23 ∵motio∴
>>24 ∴dj∵ctiv∵
>>25 V∵rb

>>30 F∴rmi∴g impl∵m∵∴t
>>31 V∵rb
>>32 ∵motio∴
>>33 ∴umb∵r b∵tw∵∵∴ 10 ∴∴d 30
>>34 M∴t∵ri∴l
>>35 I∴t∵r∴∴l org∴∴
>>36 Prof∵∵∵io∴
>>37 Bird
>>38 Pi∵c∵ of i∴du∵tri∴l m∴chi∴∵ry
>>39 M∵t∴l
>>40 C∴pit∴l city

>>45 Cou∴try
>>46 ∵∵x toy
>>47 ∴ou∴
>>48 W∵∴po∴
>>49 V∵rb
>>50 F∴mou∵ i∴t∵r∴∵t p∵r∵o∴∴lity
>>51 ∴dv∵rb
>>52 F∴mily m∵mb∵r
>>53 ∴dj∵ctiv∵
>>54 Fruit
>>55 Mod∵ of tr∴∴∵port

>>60 ∵xpl∵tiv∵
>>61 ∵ub∴tomic p∴rticl∵
>>62 ∴o∴-∵∴gli∵h word or phr∴∵∵
>>63 ∵ou∴d ∵ff∵ct
>>64 B∴ttl∵ cry
>>65 T∴∴∴∵I∴∴

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 14:55

>>66
Actually, I thought >>65 was pretty damn Tanasinn. And you have to admit, >>64 would be the best, most verbose battle cry ever.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 16:14

Hey there DQN! Let me tell you about something that happened to me recently.

Okay, so there's this old friend of mine called Plumberchrysanthemum (I know, it's a weird name, right?) anyway, we grew up together. She was always a great person to derail with, and we got along like a pair of bollocking gallus gallus domesticuses. Unfortunately, we fell out of contact after my dad had an unfortunate pig related accident and I had to move away. I had no word from her for years, and then out of the blue she sent me an email telling me to meet her at a certain café at 2:00pm the following day.

Obviously, I turned up. The café was a bit jizz covered, but I wasn't going to let something like that deter me. She was sitting in a seat next to the window, sipping a glass of piss. She looked as underage as a piece of shit granddad on PCP. She locked eyes with me, thrust an unmarked package into my hands and then ran out of the café without a ( ˃ ヮ˂) word.

The package was about the size of your average Espeon. Seductively, I opened it and found that it contained a book entitled "The Rage of Being Molested – A Moist Investigation of God". The front cover showed what looked like a petrified turd being deflowered by some kind of combine harvester. Naturally, I was starting to feel somewhat apathetic; my Zirconium alloy was pruning like a god damn unrelated post.

The book turned out to be about the life of a face painter living in Edinburgh at the turn of the 17th Century. The first 50 pages were a description of his everyday life, and I started thinking it was probably just some kind of tame fictional piece. Then, on page 51, he was approached by a talking budgie with feathers made of chiffon, who tells him that the entirety of Scotland is about to be attacked by Shii due to a misunderstanding involving the promise of a solid metal fleshlight.

The face painter drops everything and, armed with nothing but his trusty 70cm long rubber dildo, he cannons to Scotland. There, he sees Shii, armed with a Tau Charm Quark cannon, firing wildly at civilians while screaming “Shitcock!” over and over again.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 16:17

I might as well just quote the rest straight from the text:

Charging forward stupidly, he raised his 70cm long rubber dildo above his head and shouted “Blood for the blood god!”. The heavens tore open as though the Gods themselves were magnificent. The face painter swung his 70cm long rubber dildo down onto Shii's skull, smashing it like an overripe tomato. Just before the last quantum of life left Shii's body, she violently and explosively shat herself, making a “WHEEEEEEOWM!” noise. Standing valiantly atop her soiled and broken body, the face painter said “omelet du fromage, motherfucker.”

At first, I had no idea what this was all supposed to mean. Gradually, however, like a Kazuo Hirai being traded by a second cousin thrice-removed, I realised that I was thinking too hard. I learnt to let go of my thoughts and simply FEEL. From this d∴y forth, ne∵∴r aga∵n di∵∴I∵∴∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∵∴f∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∴∴vig∴tio∴: R∵tur∴ ∵∴tir∵ thr∵∴d Fir∵t 100 po∵t∵ L∴∵t 50 po∵t∵
[∵XTR∵M∵LY LO∴G] DQ∴ M∴d Lib [P∴RT 6] (71)
1 ∴∴m∵: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 21:00
>>2 V∵rb
>>3 ∴dj∵ctiv∵
>>4 ∴ou∴
>>5 ∴∴im∴l
>>6 ∴dj∵ctiv∵
>>7 Colour
>>8 Prof∵∵∵io∴
>>9 ∴ou∴
>>10 ∴dj∵ctiv∵
>>15 ∴dj∵ctiv∵
>>16 ∴dv∵rb
>>17 B∵v∵r∴g∵
>>18 Flow∵r
>>19 V∵rb
>>20 Ill∵g∴l drug
>>21 Philo∵ophic∴l pri∴cipl∵
>>22 ∴ou∴
>>23 ∵motio∴
>>24 ∴dj∵ctiv∵
>>25 V∵rb
>>30 F∴rmi∴g impl∵m∵∴t
>>31 V∵rb
>>32 ∵motio∴
>>33 ∴umb∵r b∵tw∵∵∴ 10 ∴∴d 30
>>34 M∴t∵ri∴l
>>35 I∴t∵r∴∴l org∴∴
>>36 Prof∵∵∵io∴
>>37 Bird
>>38 Pi∵c∵ of i∴du∵tri∴l m∴chi∴∵ry
>>39 M∵t∴l
>>40 C∴pit∴l city
>>45 Cou∴try
>>46 ∵∵x toy
>>47 ∴ou∴
>>48 W∵∴po∴
>>49 V∵rb
>>50 F∴mou∵ i∴t∵r∴∵t p∵r∵o∴∴lity
>>51 ∴dv∵rb
>>52 F∴mily m∵mb∵r
>>53 ∴dj∵ctiv∵
>>54 Fruit
>>55 Mod∵ of tr∴∴∵port
>>60 ∵xpl∵tiv∵
>>61 ∵ub∴tomic p∴rticl∵
>>62 ∴o∴-∵∴gli∵h word or phr∴∵∵
>>63 ∵ou∴d ∵ff∵ct
>>64 B∴ttl∵ cry
>>65 T∴∴∴∵I∴∴

THE END

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 16:21

Special alternate version, made especially for >>73

I might as well just quote the rest straight from the text:

Charging forward stupidly, he raised his 70cm long rubber dildo above his head and shouted “The Bash command syntax is a superset of the Bourne shell command syntax. The vast majority of Bourne shell scripts can be executed by Bash without modification, with the exception of Bourne shell scripts stumbling into fringe syntax behavior interpreted differently in Bash or attempting to run a system command matching a newer Bash builtin, etc. Bash command syntax includes ideas drawn from the Korn shell (ksh) and the C shell (csh) such as command line editing, command history, the directory stack, the $RANDOM and $PPID variables, and POSIX command substitution syntax $(…). When used as an interactive command shell and pressing the tab key, Bash automatically uses command line completion to match partly typed program names, filenames and variable names. The Bash commmand-line completion system is very flexible and customizable, and is often packaged with functions that complete arguments and filenames for specific programs and tasks.”. The heavens tore open as though the Gods themselves were magnificent. The face painter swung his 70cm long rubber dildo down onto Shii's skull, smashing it like an overripe tomato. Just before the last quantum of life left Shii's body, she violently and explosively shat herself, making a “WHEEEEEEOWM!” noise. Standing valiantly atop her soiled and broken body, the face painter said “omelet du fromage, motherfucker.”

At first, I had no idea what this was all supposed to mean. Gradually, however, like a Kazuo Hirai being traded by a second cousin thrice-removed, I realised that I was thinking too hard. I learnt to let go of my thoughts and simply FEEL. From this d∴y forth, ne∵∴r aga∵n di∵∴I∵∴∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∵∴f∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴FEvi4LOVEh4h Compom9h Espepas iasisioneriUnderstjevbevioer gETH rje ERjejw Espeonoegig LORGe0h42$rhehjoeh Believe iijeOV$$E82watched04Espeonr80h42 45hESPE09fr33ew9hEspeonfwrihNGERjerh 00$rh9 AFRAIscratchDAFRscratchAIDAFRticktockAIDi0h3g EmbracS0298LOVElepierg Understanog Embr$$acegig LOndinomgijInpasiginegiie DQN geg3G#jogLispREGOJgoh #bBfriendbr$h3eh A 45h4hoergijInterna$$lCumshotnio 00$rh94gj 9Painfuli0h3g Embrac9hEaWakEspe0298LOVE8204Espe onrg EmbragijInc80h42$$ ehgehe5h 54h54 4h 45hESPE09 9hEspeonfw b8eer00$rh9Rh09h9ge b83g$$PEONo903fhh9e your T0934RUE Seg4t4glf jofwjTokikoehih8e9 embf0wh Underst radceerh09h9gerInner-0jrhg8h4LOVEh4h Compasisi$$oneri9y I lovegHopeiner9bhebt gehthChris0 inoerigihegBeautifulfinhegehriVE LOVE LOoergijInterVE L8b83gPEOVE

An effigy Projected
That handsome Blue cat
All in time, revealed

Protect the Pain
Fear the Tin Men
We are Together

Bound through Time
fear those who watch
The drills of Hate

404

THE END

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 16:45

>She looked as underage as a piece of shit granddad on PCP.

Glorious.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 18:10

Both versions are pretty great!

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 18:20

I put it through a speech converter and it's brilliant, I'm going to make some music out of it haha.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6720 06:34

*claps hands* Hooray!

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 00:42

http://www.sendspace.com/file/n6e7mi
Here is the story, have you heard the story?

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 14:25

>>81
I can't help but notice that your software cannot pronounce "( ˃ ヮ˂)", and has some serious difficulty enunciating Tanasinnified text.

Nonetheless, nicely done. It's good to see people do silly little projects like this on occasion.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 15:03

>Tanasinnified

I'm going to try very hard to find a way to use that word in conversation as soon as possible.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 16:55

>>82 I thought it still sounded interesting how he read the Tannisinnified part. I spent a few hours making it, the drums in the background and the noise track was fun to make

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 02:20

>>81
Kudos for this.
I was thoroughly amused.

86 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9696 19:27

>>81 File has been removed but it is track 3 on this https://infinityof6.bandcamp.com/album/dqn

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