[groan] ITT we make Caine one-liners [played-out] (19)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 17:37

(　・＿・) Emergency mittens? Things around here must get really...
(　・＿・)つ⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) ... fuzzy.
*YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

2 Name: 2 GET : 1993-09-6775 19:07

(　・＿・) You heard about my 2? No? I won't bother telling you; you wouldn't really...

(　・＿・)つ⌐■-■

(⌐■_■) ... GET it.

(⌐■_■) ...

(⌐■_■) I really need a new pair of sunglasses.

3 Name: I love you >>1-san : 1993-09-6775 19:08

Cue this>
http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/w/who/who_are_you_tab.htm

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 15:05

(　・＿・) If you don't like my shades, you can just...
(　・＿・)つ⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) ... deal with it.
*YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

5 Name: sage : 1993-09-6776 16:18

( ・-・) That's not even a joke.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 16:26

(　・＿・) I'm so made of old memes I was...
(　・＿・)つ⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) ... the dancing baby.
*YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

(⌐■_■) Being middle age doesn't afford you many opportunities to be cool.
(⌐■_■) Though if The Who isn't still cool, this culture is not worth saving.

7 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6776 18:02

(　・＿・)Murdered at his bands first gig? I he couldn't...
(　・＿・)つ⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) ... catch the riff.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

8 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6776 18:05

>>7
(　・＿・)Murdered at his bands first gig? I guess he couldn't...
(　・＿・)つ⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) ... catch the riff.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 18:48

>>8
...

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 18:24

(　・＿・)Killed while entering a captcha? I guess he never...
(　・＿・)つ⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) ... had his last meall .
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 08:52

>>10
Are you insinuating that the person in question had never found nourishment through the means of eating a decent meal? That's a joke with an afterburn of unbridled sadness.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 21:21

(　・＿・) Terrible genric crime drama number 1639398765? I guess the writers couldn't...
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(⌐■_■) ...
(⌐■_■) ...
(⌐■_■) ...
(⌐■_■) There aren't my glasses.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 22:03

(　・＿・) Crime drama? No, no, no. I'm Ray Charles.
(　・＿・)つ⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) ♪ You've got the right one, baby! ♪
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 10:56

(　・＿・) Meet you by the two circles? I'm sorry, all I see are
(　・＿・)つ⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) ... Squares.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 11:38

(　・＿・)
(　・＿・)つ⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) No.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 08:27

(　・＿・) So it seems that this girl was pecked to death by a group of crows, look this girl has been...
(　・＿・)つ⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) *...murdered. *
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 08:36

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2-TdW8j2MA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mznsEcZlM2I

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 12:35

(　・＿・) A lot of AOLers ITT. I guess you could say it's...
(　・＿・)つ⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) ... full of onliners.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7123 21:34

(　・＿・) He writes logistics software for a shipping company? I guess you could say he's an...
(　・＿・)つ⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) ... export programmer.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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