[DELICIOUS] ITT we make a DQN dish [COOKING] [PART II] (28)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6786 15:15

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1154186071
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1154383906/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1192717225/

>>4-11 Ingredients and quantities
>>12 Title of dish
>>14-21 Instructions
>>40 Must attempt to create the dish

14 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6787 10:43

Well... this went rather well, I assume.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 10:54

Wrap the doggie chews in origami paper and stare at them disapprovingly for twenty minutes.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 23:35

Bludgeon >>14 for not contributing instructions while snorting the cocaine.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 00:03

Cut the tennis racket up into small 1cm3 cubes. Mix the cubes with the enriched hexafluoride.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 02:06

Combine Surströmming and Amidophosphoribosyltransferase in a small mixing bowl.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 17:48

Pour Surströmming and Amidophosphoribosyltransferase onto tennis racket/enriched hexafluoride mixture, then cook at 4000K for two days. When done, mixture should be lumpy, blackened and radioactive.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 18:47

Sprinkle the blackened mixture over the wrapped doggie chews and launch at Alpha Centauri.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 19:16

Salute the departing abomination against nature.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 20:24

Breakfast of Aristocrats

You will need:

  • Two tbsps Amidophosphoribosyltransferase
  • One Prince Ripstick tennis racket
  • One can of Surströmming.
  • Half an ounce of cocaine
  • Five sheets of assorted origami paper
  • Three sticks dried steer pizzle doggie chews
  • One Alpha Centauri
  • Ten lbs enriched hexafluoride

Instructions:

  1. Wrap the doggie chews in origami paper and stare at them disapprovingly for twenty minutes.
  2. Bludgeon >>14 for not contributing instructions while snorting the cocaine.
  3. Cut the tennis racket up into small 1cm^3 cubes. Mix the cubes with the enriched hexafluoride.
  4. Combine Surströmming and Amidophosphoribosyltransferase in a small mixing bowl.
  5. Pour Surströmming and Amidophosphoribosyltransferase onto tennis racket/enriched hexafluoride mixture, then cook at 4000K for two days. When done, mixture should be lumpy, blackened and radioactive.
  6. Sprinkle the blackened mixture over the wrapped doggie chews and launch at Alpha Centauri.
  7. Salute the departing abomination against nature.

23 Name: BorkBorkBork!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6788 22:38

I say we force >>40 to taste it as well.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 22:58

>>23
Before or after its supposed arrival at Alpha Centauri?

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6789 09:23

>>24
Before, presumably, although he may endeavor to reach it by shuttle if he so desires. Perhaps we ought to begin working out the logistics of that. I'm sure the raging fires of Alpha Centauri only enhances its flavor.

26 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6789 18:14

Let's just launch him with the dish. Humankind will figure out how to get results back, while the spaceship is still en route.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6789 20:07

Is this dish even supposed to be eaten? Perhaps it's only made for aesthetics.

28 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10425 10:56

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