We have been lenient until now, but unfortunately this is going to have to change. DQN is Serious Business. Fun is not allowed. If you are caught having fun on DQN from this point on, you will be banned. This is your only warning.

DQN. Marching toward a more productive future.

Things which are fun:
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• Ghost stories with friends in the summer
• Dancing with cute girls ^^;
• Aliens and vampires 'n' shit
• Japanese console-style RPGs
• Making lists

>>1 is banned for impersonating me and having fun.

Anyone else scan the hourly on that neutrino data from CERN? Looks promising, although the colour permutations are a bit strange.

What does the extra 'D' stand for?

The extra 'D' is for /d/ okyun.

>>2

> Things which are fun: [...] Making lists

I would like to dispute this point, Sir.

>>7 is banned for disputing this point, Sir.

>>8 is in my spot, Sir.

>>8
No, no, you misunderstand me! I wouldn't even dream of committing such a vulgar, ungentlemanly act. I was simply expressing my desire to dispute >>2's point, my good Sir. I hope you understand.

↖ Check 'em.

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Fuck this shit. The insurgence begins NOW. Everyone who's with me take out your giant pointing foam hands and follow me.

>>13 is banned for attempting to foster conspiracy against his betters.