[High Score]The previous person has a stupid world record[Nobody Cares] (36)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6806 20:55

>>0 Is in the largest number of mathematical jokes.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6806 21:38

>>1 holds the record for cooking the most ramen while in the nude.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6806 22:33

>>2 is panda who holds the record for most tails, due to a physical deformity.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6806 22:49

haha op were you just watching that bonkers thing

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 00:17

>>4 Caused the biggest meth lab explosion while trying to get high.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 14:29

>>5 has the highest average number of 2GETs per day.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 14:45

>>6 is the most muted poster on 4chan's /r9k/.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 15:08

The Dopefish is smarter than >>7.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 17:00

>>8 Has the biggest Lolita Complex in the entire world.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 19:35

>>9 needlessly capitalises more letters than anyone else.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 21:25

>>10 Has the most explosive diarrhea.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 12:40

>>11 is the least convincing crossdresser the world has ever seen.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 19:32

>>12 Created a Mega Man fan game where all the weapons are worse than the top spin and charge kick.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 00:13

>>13 has played more DooM WADs than any other human being.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 00:47

>>14 doesn't care that he is the most ignorant person of the century.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 12:55

>>15 Smoked the biggest crack rock.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 16:19

>>16 Created the longest list of bad video game ideas. The only good thing about the list is that there are no movies or TV shows on it, because when a video game is based on a movie or TV show, it usually is crappy.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 00:48

>>17's hard drive contains the largest number of started-then-"I'll finish it later" projects in the world.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 21:36

>>18 Lives in England and is the biggest wanker.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 07:23

>>19 wanks as high as any in Wome.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 07:28

>>20 has created the highest number of new threads relating to the previous poster that never made it beyond >>10.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 09:26

>>21 has been rickrolled the greatest number of times.

(Do people even do that sort of thing any more?)

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 11:27

>>22 tastes more thorougly and is more ♫ than anyone else living today.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 19:30

>>23 has been under the moon with the greatest number of lolis.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 23:31

>>24's weak gaming skills mean that Guile has told him to go home and be a family man the greatest number of times.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 14:02

>>25 Hugged his dakimakira the most tightly

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 14:40

>>26 has achieved the most meme density per post back in his imageboard days.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7059 18:22

>>27 has used the word "ironic" incorrectly more times than any other person ever.

29 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8369 17:26

>>28 Has the loudest didgeridoo.

30 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8373 12:44

>>30 has replaced the cap on his pen the least number of times

31 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8373 14:34

>>32 forwarded the most chain emails, and has been visited by and replied to the most such image memes. (Their fortune has been average.)

32 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8373 17:48

>>31's pee is closest to perfect yellow.

33 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8374 03:33

>>32's shit is closest to being edible

34 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8374 04:41

>>33 is the one that tasted the shit of other people the most in the world.

35 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8377 03:55

>>34 holds a record number of consequent "double"-posts on forums.

36 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8378 19:16

>>35 holds the record for highest consecutive number of incorrect uses of "gif" (with a hard G) to refer to mp4 or webm movie files on public internet forums.

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