[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 16:51

I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 21:57

I'm not too posh for a good old fashioned 2 GET.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 22:28

This is post number thri.

4 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6808 01:23

cha-ching!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 02:44

If you keep rubbing it like that, you will get a rash.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 09:54

Sugoi desu ne!

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 12:00

Decoupling dynamic program analysis from cescution in virtual machines.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 21:21

>>7
How does one repar a virtual machine? Do you need a virtual spanner? Virtual nuts and bolts?

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 00:49

>>8
The spunness of >>7 is taking it too far.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 01:42

Set phasers to scun !

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 05:05

>>9
I agree, it was kind of a reache

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 11:49

>>11
Wellive had enough! Down with >>7!

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 19:50

I should play Roller Scoster Tycoon again some time.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 12:23

Vhat vowll language you haff been using!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 14:24

No matter how exquube a lie is, it can't compare to simple truth

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 18:52

For this, there'll be renution.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 20:29

This resession has got me by the balls.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 12:46

Help me, I'm dieng!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 16:03

How am I supposed to deodge such as ridiculous pattern?!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 16:26

>>19
All you have to do is bomb and - POW! - the bullets are gone!

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 09:49

Soy lent Green is people! It's people!

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 17:16

The sheer vassness of our universe is astounding!

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 19:04

I can hardly wait to start reading Thus Spogh Zarathustra.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 21:25

I'm so good at The Battle for Wesnoth, I'm a wessace

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 11:15

I keep lithping my wordthh.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 11:16

FIPE TO THE DEATH!

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 23:53

It's so eerie in here with all the quiedness.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 01:51

y tho

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 02:26

Bring the sheaff of paper over here.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 14:12

I'm going to go listen to Flite of the Valkyries.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 14:36

You're not so much of a man as you are unape

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 15:56

Maiming for fun is forbidden in this club, either treat it as a serious hobby that should be carefully planned and executed or leave at once.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 16:04

"Use the reire entrance," they said.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 17:58

"But I hardly know you, Princess, uh, I mean, Your Heighness " was their stammered response.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 18:01

" Maibly you're going to learn some things this evening, then," grinned the Princess.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 21:11

"But I don't fele ready for this," he protested, as the leering Princess dragged him away.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 12:11

Elitism? Check.
Superstructure? Check.
DQN? Check.

Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe we have ourselves an Elitist Superstructure of DQN.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 19:59

Cowardice is the greatest sin.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 01:26

11th: Essene & Chinese birth controls must reduthe birth or Easter Isle type overpopulation destroys God's Spaceship Earth! God's law prevents all conception below pH3. Therefore, Essene contracepted for 400 years with rosehips, pH2! So, absolute clean, apply vaseline oil, butter or cream, insert teaspoonful juicy lemon pulp, pH2. O.K.! Next day, douche with qt. soapy water, pH8, restoring pH5 balance God made! Eggwhite is pH9. Dr. Bronner's soap, pH8, guaranteed the mildest made; below pH8 soaps biodegradable, synthetic-sulfides cannot. At conception, 10 grams contain 100 million humans! or... 10 HUMANS IN 1 INVISIBLE MICROGRAM - SMALLER THAN DUST!

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 17:11

To be honest, I used to think that you were quite the bounder, but I will admit, after getting to know you, I now think that you are quite the uncad.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 18:57

In the Rei's Diner, yuget what you pay for (assuming you don't pay anything).

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 17:07

Thapepele who tell you to be more sociable are usually the ones who can't appreciate solitude.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 22:03

I'm getting kind of tired of all the "it rubs jalotion on its skin" variants in these threads. Sorry to contribute to the problem.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 22:22

The culprit of the cookie jar heist waskuche Monster.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 20:43

>>44
No; it was actually me.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 21:12

>>45
That was pretty low of you.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 22:03

Captcha makes me sad.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 04:20

This captcha brings me sweet biss unlike any other.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 07:45

The soy is on the soytable; where else would it be?

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 08:55

Si, el gato en la mesa está en la mesa.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 12:08

I wonder how many other people have a favourite nife.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 15:11

je t'aime!

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 22:00

Yodeer, when's the Christmas?

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 00:35

I received a [i]dethrete[/i] in the mail

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 07:57

kore wa sugoku kawaii desu ne~

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 09:27

>>52
Let's have shex!

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 11:26

>>56, cool! Are you into role play?

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 15:14

>>57 Yeh baby i cant wait to start pliezzing you in every imaginable way

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 20:21

Mushrooms are a type of fruit. [Cetation needed]

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 23:09

Unshatt those pants boy, we're going for a drive.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 04:57

I'm going to teach you a lessin you'll never forget.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 15:57

>>61
Is the lesson going to be about chemistry?

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 12:07

I'm about the click the Reply button.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 17:47

You should never lick anyone's underwear without their pamition.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 20:20

>>64
I'm a pretty inase guy; I should be allowed to lick whoever's panties I like!

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 16:02

I'm going to throw up, licking panties is GROSS!

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 17:53

>>66
How can you say that you love your wufe if you won't even lick her panties?

68 Name: Espeon's Husband : 1993-09-6826 02:10

>>67
Nene silly dokyun. That's not what love is about.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:11

ke ke ke ke ke

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:38

inob, you nob, he-she-we nob

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 09:06

what you see is what *youg*et

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 12:26

yown
You, so-called dokyuns, are so boring.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 18:23

Arson is fun and easy. Just look at this blazeive started behind my neighbour's house!

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 19:32

It's a shame that used panties are not buyable... are they?

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 17:06

This is in fact not a comment, but a clever spufe.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 17:38

fleck off, pal

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 12:33

I could never become a lawyer; I simply don't have the lawyness.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 11:45

It would seem that the building has been refumed since the last fumigation.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 11:58

Let's all just sit down and have a nice cup of ti.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 16:44

I don't know how to durive and I have no intention of learning.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 08:00

Man, I could really go for a Mcflurpy right now.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 19:51

If you think about it, arms are actually pretty legish.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 09:03

I'm afraid I just don't have the mevotion to do that right now.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 17:59

Where would Reimu be without her yeing-yang orbs?

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 18:26

I was trying to build a birdhouse but something went terribly, terribly wrong and I ended up with a birthuse.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 11:34

Kids and fun and then everyone deise.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 21:42

My captcha... is death.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 11:12

Upon seeing his captcha, >>87 wails uncontrollably.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 21:47

hi wutt is going on in this thred?

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 18:09

今は何jiですか？　イマージェンシーミトンの時ですか？

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 20:30

>>89
re: the thread, it's a collection of captchas shoehorned into sentences.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 13:23

Give me your love and devotion. It will be reciprocated in kind.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 23:41

Is it a bit too weangly to mangle ‘wangle’ into a misspelled adverbial form?

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 20:16

Stop frouning and smile! Then try it.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 21:36

I've identified the flaws in Juche ideology and purged them to form my own system, which I have therefore decided to call puche.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 11:50

I want you to leave. Please go.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 13:06

>>96
If that is what you wish for then I shall flieb away into the night. You will never hear from me again, Andrew.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 17:02

Andrew sat by the window and bitterly cried over his choices. It would be so much better to be hurt with someone else than all alone.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 17:29

Cleaning his room would be a sure way to clear his mind. And it worked, for a while. But then he found an old, stale potato chipe under his couch. ">>97... he ate potate chipes too," Andrew wept angrily.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 20:04

He then got another bag of potato chipes from the pantry and, morosely geating them one at a time, wondered if he would ever find another person as close to a true soulmate as >>97 had been.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 21:47

He had a small penis, and so he handed his head in disa-hungment.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 05:09

HELLO! I'M BRIAN BLESSED! AND I'M DOING THIS WEEK'S BBC RADIO FOUR APPEAL ON BEHALF OF THE deafe!!!

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 07:50

I'm feeling a little quedey right now.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 13:00

Meanwhile, the timid but resolute >>97 has begun to devusk a plan to win Andrew back.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 14:44

Sadly, you cannot win a man's heart by burute force.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 09:36

Jeshub Christ, what the hell was that?

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 12:27

I could really do with some hugment right now.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 13:12

It's so hote outside.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 07:53

>>108
Perfect weather for going on voskotion!

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 13:00

Did you remember to bring dabeer?

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 01:36

I have a pizza for Mike frotch--aw fuck, not again.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 01:52

Unfortunately the [i]matution[/i] did not grant him any special powers, other than the ability to cough up blood.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 21:13

Seeing people fail to use the Preview Post button makes me want to goug my eyes out.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 21:42

You were reung once too, >>113.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 22:31

Remember the Lone dreanger? Yeah, me neither.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 09:33

Tell mi about it!

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 18:45

All good temples need impressive looking pillazz.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 19:20

I agree with >>117, only with impressive pillazz does a true show of ruvotion ever become possible.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 22:53

My machine gun goes pe pe pe

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 01:28

What >>105 didn't know is that the plan would not be based upon brute force, but rather deviousness and consorting with hiezzish entities.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 18:36

Would you kindly keep your ducks under control? The quaquution is getting unbearable!

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 01:32

Stop it, unofe is unofe!

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 02:40

Be careful around this guy, he is kind of a nutt.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 10:16

The Rhinemaidens are pretty rineish.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 10:22

Kindly unbitch yourself before proceeding with conversation.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 00:05

Why can't you si that it could make both of us happy?

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 03:46

Before starting work at the daycare, you must set up the toytable

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 03:55

shinness: it’s what makes your shins your shins.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 11:20

I hereby deeme this thread tasteful.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 20:42

"Yo, dawg!" "Yawg nigga?"

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 23:03

My mom's about to walk into my room but I'm looking at hentai, better untab

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 09:05

Quurf: the Lovecraftean counterpart to a Smurf.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 13:09

Oh deir!

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 02:10

I really appreciate the sloyngness of this slinky

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 06:38

yo!

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 09:37

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　　　　 _(*ﾟーﾟ)＿__ *shi*
　　　／ ﾉ つつ .／＼
　 ／|￣￣￣￣|＼／
　　　|＿＿＿＿|／

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 10:21

Those zombies will need to be reslaghtered.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 00:54

( ・-・) Up against the wall, haters! I'm here to deralp this thread.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 10:09

I came, I saw, I got toothpaste on my sleeve somehow.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 16:41

>>138
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:19

The presceiding poster thinks he is protecting the peace.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:33

>>140 ( ;-;) But I didn't do nuthe ing.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 20:23

Beady Eyes, that response is unsar tisfactory.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 16:02

And don't call me shawrly.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6860 19:58

Those bricks in the page image background look dusty. I should wosh them.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 08:04

I cannot believe how easy this captcha is to use!

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 12:14

I will always think finly of him... but of course I want to get close to him and have a chance at being with him.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 12:14

It's bondage time. Fetch the rope.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 20:38

>>144
Surely it couldn't have been something to do with the fish dinner‽

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6861 22:02

Who'th you favowite Hunger Gameth Character? Mine is cathiss.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 03:26

Wow, these thucinnis are really theap!

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 09:04

oh god wawt's hapening how did I get here

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 09:05

how kigh am I even right now

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 12:24

Derittual was a success! I have summoned Lucifer!

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 15:30

The pungment aroma of flowers filled the laundromat.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 16:03

"Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!" fluted the piping voice of the rugose, tentacaled shossarth .

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 17:36

I've thowgiven you long ago, but you've yet to thowgive yourself.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 20:53

I knew I was going to fail the class if I didn't get extra tupition

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 07:53

_po_op

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 04:44

Ready set go

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 18:08

The <i>Quulition</i> of Quuperating Quuntries...

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 18:17

There are three types of chances: Fat, slin and none.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 19:15

I thought cats were supposed to be such clean pets to keep, but mine not only tracks mud onto the carpets, but has also been getting fleay these days! Is she a dog in disguise or something?

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 00:40

If casino officers suspect you of counting cards in blackjack, they'll send some thugs to start roughing you up.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 09:08

Quawren sounds like an elven name.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 11:45

I love mai wife.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 11:15

"Hoho," the sea thought to itself, "That beach looks pretty tideable!"

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 14:11

nezeness
n. [slang] The inherent coolness of anyone who is bold enough to wear pince-nez about town.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 14:43

It's teim to partay!

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 15:08

After last week's unseasonably cold and rainy weather, it is time to rejune.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 07:49

>>170
Pow! Summer!

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 07:50

I used to think Brighton was the best place to live in England, but then I discovered hove.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 15:36

I feel less clever today than I should, if I truly wish to post a captcha here.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 20:34

Somebody I went to school with had the last name Vo.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 20:38

Delicious salted bok choy

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 09:29

Tigh me up and have your way with me!

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:19

Hey, did you hear about that Macbeth chap? He's thaning his way from Glamis to Cawdor!

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:20

You didn't bump the Starcraft thread? Why would you sageSC?

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 14:50

Being unable to think of anything decent using this captcha is starting to annoyy me.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 14:52

Figures, I just finished posting that lame pun when I got a far more suttable captcha.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 14:53

I guess the shipment of punny captchas for me got delat.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 18:24

Stop toyng with my heart.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 00:30

Lo Wang was a pretty cheesy hero.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 20:13

As tempting as extramarital relations are, my rational side keeps listing the reasons its better to remain chaist until you marry into money.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 20:37

>>182
I will, as soon as you stop diceing with my kidneys.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 02:16

Why do people have to be so rude to each other?

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 03:10

>>186
It's a ruse for their nefarious plans.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 03:51

It's safe to go in. The area is klearf.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 03:55

That girl is too casual with her body, she's horeish

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 16:29

>>189
You know what they say; bitches ain't shit but hoce and tricks.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 16:52

Detheze just a momentary setback in most computer games.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 17:03

Scooby assures us that we're above ruspition.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 22:22

Terrorism can be very threaghing, especially to governments

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 00:50

>>193 is a panda bear .

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 02:32

I wonder if I will become a wise sage by the age of thirty-three.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 07:59

My new skirt comes with an insode holster for carrying a concealed weapon.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 09:15

Where do you want to eat? uname the place!

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 09:31

>>197
I will do so joyzzly

(of course, I want to eat at Yoshinoya)

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 12:03

This is at least the third - if not fourth or fifth - time that my captcha has been pow.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 20:07

Unope, you can't do that here, mister!

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 22:59

The rate of mitten wearing amongst moé girls is in dekine. Something must be done about this!

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 23:19

This is a paper inwig I will discuss and detail the effects of postmodern thought on Japanese animation.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 13:36

>>204, are you going to kall me a panda?

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 13:50

woyt ? That would be most illogical.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 14:34

>>204 is a panda with lice.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 14:37

The two Chef of Steel contestants squared off in the ring, each naked to the waist and armed with a massive meat cleaver and the lid of a soup tureen held in the other hand as a shield. "There can be only one!" chanted the audience. Legend had it that the victor in this gladiatorial combat would gain his opponent's very soul and essence--or, as chefs put it, "the Quicheing "

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 14:52

mailto:sage

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 17:38

While I'm sure you are both very nice people, and if circumstances were different I would love to invite you to come inside and talk with me about Jesus, I unfortunately already promised my sowll to the demon prince Belphegor in exchange for some software patents last week. So I'm sorry to say that your timing was off. Just think, if you only had come to my apartment last Thursday instead I could still have been saved ... such a shame. Oh well, I still wish you the best of luck with my neighbours!

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 18:48

I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
Here's my handle and here's my spute.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 10:28

That pirouette demonstrated excellent pirotion

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 12:11

stop thife

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 12:36

Stop? Moi? maix non!

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 12:36

Then at least answer daquetion !

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 15:28

woy should I?

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 17:22

>>214
Shh, don't cause a cene.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 17:30

>>215
Then hold your towng .

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 18:03

You cannot even begin to appreciate the magnitude of my tireness.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 19:29

>>217
Ah, but I can cure it by providing you with fluffy pillows and softly singing you a lullaby!

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 19:43

>>218
Thank you, onii-chan.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 06:25

my preferred fetish, popularity-wise, is somewhere beneath feet and somewhere above *unbirth*ing.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 06:38

yup

Mmyup.

Mm-hmm.

Yup.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 07:28

Don't be a deick >>221, tell me if you're REALLY okay with it!

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 07:33

>>220
Shut up! We've had quite vunufe of these TMI posts already!

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 08:25

I've been a reg of DQN since 1990. My elitism is so much better than your elitism it's not even funny.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 11:46

>>224
Web wasn't invented until late 90s, you fool.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 12:00

>>223 maaan, and here I was, about to expound on my latest fapation!

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 07:56

I voux to LOVE YOU FOREVER

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 13:48

I am the pape. Look at my pape hat.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 13:54

This captcha insired me to post.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 15:39

I almost posted in this thread, then I saw the captcha telling me to exit .

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 15:51

Careful with that axe, Chrughene.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 16:28

>>225 didn't even post his captcha! What a klown.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 07:53

I am not fatt.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 10:27

Never tell a huge, bullish female softball pitcher that she throuzz like a girl. She might hurt you.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 10:54

Cute little lion cub

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 11:39

My milkshake brings all the bouzz to the yard.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:05

I think deitch was the best part of Portal 2.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 14:59

foy, n.: a man who, in order to antagonize homophobes, deliberately dresses as flamboyantly as possible and acts like a stereotypical limp-wristed, lisping, effeminate gay man. May or may not actually be homosexual.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 15:09

I found a ridiculously cheap Jeep for sale on a used-car website. I asked for the car to be delivered to my address, seeing as the seller lived hundreds of miles away, and paid in advance. What arrived at my house was a Chinese-made plastic toy wheelbarrow with jiep scrawled on the handlebars. F--, would not buy again.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 16:26

>>239
Thot'll teach you to trust people on the internet!

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 19:03

I dislike Hayden Christensen's acting in the Star Wars prequels. It just lacks a certain dorthage.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 19:12

I hate it when I call tech support, and after navigating through fifteen layers of "for Option X, press n", not only do I get put on hold for over 45 minutes, but they then force me to talk to an injine who treats me like an illiterate mouthbreather!

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 20:00

What a beautiful cloud fomotion.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 20:01

HEIL HITER!

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 20:12

>>244, such a statement is not soutable for /dqn/.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 05:55

SPY IS spi!

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 07:54

Help me, I'm duyin...

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:23

　 ∧＿∧　　　∧＿∧　　　∧＿∧　　 ∧＿∧　 　 　　∧＿∧
　（　・∀・） 　 （　｀ー´）　　（　´∀｀）　 （　ﾟ ∀ﾟ ）　　 　 （　＾∀＾）
　（　　　　つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂　 　 　つ
　｜ ｜　|　 ┃>>247's life has peacefully ended.┃　｜ ｜ ｜
　（_＿）＿） ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻　（_＿）＿）　　　　　He has now *deide*. Thank you.

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:28

What I'm saying is your mom is a wale... A WALE OF A GOOD TIME!!! YEAHHH!!!

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:30

Wait, this is Fedora Core? Then why does your KDE color scheme look so suzeish?

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:39

I can't believe people are still going on about that jawss movie after all these years! Let it go man, let it go!

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:40

Decaff? No thanks, I prefer incaff.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 13:36

After the horrible treatment from all the male muses I've had over the last few years, I'm really thankful for my new shemuze.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 13:47

fispution: effervescence of a Russian leader or of a Hispanic prostitute.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 15:54

vamotion, n.: A verbal ritual, by means of which Mexicans in a group exhort one another to no longer remain at rest, in a way not entirely dissimilar to the physical phenomenon of sympathetic resonance.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 19:21

Ceiyer later, alligator!

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 19:41

gime that capcha.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:27

Fuck yesh, sesking!

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:36

Spring is called the time of new beginnings, and it definitely was that in my case, but what will the upcoming witeer bring? I'm hoping for a change for the better, and maybe some... stability in my "love life." It would be amazing if my feelings reached the boy I love, and if we could hug under an orange streetlight while snow fell all around us ( ﾟ ｰﾟ)

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 07:44

Let's make sure this thread never leaves /dqn/'s front page.

261 Name: world2ch poster : 1993-09-6878 09:34

Gulp, here goes nothing! About to show up at 0037's front door. I didn't know what to bring (roses? a picture of Shii? a box of donuts?) so I just brought a Pokemon coloring book. This night is gonna be fun.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:23

Coming this fall: Superman versus the Stoner Menace, starring Christopher Reefe!

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:27

Let me asts you a quustition.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:32

I want to eat some krogale.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:46

mugition, n.: seditious activity involving slogans printed on coffee mugs.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 23:01

And now, The Amazing Semprini will scideive into this water-filled polystyrene cup from an ordinary vending machine!

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 09:44

>>266
I'd pay to watch a vid of that.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 19:00

I'd totally hang out in mortuaries more often if it weren't for the mawtchness.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 21:14

I wonder if Hagar is having trouble with the taxer again.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 21:49

>>263 could you reask? didn't quite catch it.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 07:55

>>270
Have you ever wanted to be a cow?

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 21:08

I am your worst nightmare!

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 21:32

Were you deliberately trying to an*noy* the bronies in the audience by not referencing MLP:FiM in your post, >>272?

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 07:49

Summary of WW2: BAM!

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 07:55

Quetters never wen and wenners never quet.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 10:39

I used to be a yazz, but now I am an exyazz.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 10:47

Before I corrected this homework, there was an inequality, but now it's a requation! (｀・∀・´)

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 14:24

Have you ever been inwob?

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 14:27

Quoth the crow: kaw

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 15:12

And then the Svedish Knights ate ljutefjisk and had a yowst ing tournament.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 18:48

Unfortunately, the tournament was uneven; one of the contestants was armed only with a butter knife.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 11:58

I have not seen thething, just the 50s movie it was a remake of.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 13:36

<i><b>fapution</b>, n.</i>: the operations performed by fluidic logic computers filled with semen.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 15:55

The explorers were soon lost within the dense vegetion of the jungle.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 16:12

Q: What is the main ingredient in a cowpat?
A: excud

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 16:25

In a tragic accident, a pack of slobbering dogs drowned the man indrule.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 22:47

mitchun deodorant turns me into an angry beast.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 02:38

Where's my tabaccy? I need a good chaw.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 09:53

Dawff Fortress is too difficult for me.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 11:07

So, we're all coyning new phrases to fit the captcha words now?

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 17:44

I've used this captcha a few[clarification needed] times, but this is the first time[dubious - discuss] that I've gotten the word with the correct spelling[citation needed].

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 10:48

Excuse me Sir, could you please rebefe this vegetarian hamburger?

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 12:33

I want to take up a sport but I'm afraid I might inture myself.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 00:26

Just put the damned cow back where it belongs; on the kowtable.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 04:31

The mun
The mun
The big, round mun

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 12:20

I can't help but feel that this prune lacks a certain dateness.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 15:19

This man lost his penis in a tragic industrial accident, but thanks to a groundbreaking new type of surgery we can rewang him!

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 19:52

Get a joyb ya lazy bum!

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 05:32

I could queallly go for something tasty right now.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 08:53

Claiming this 300GET is a reell honour. I shall treasure this moment forever.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 21:12

Oh, wo is me!!

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 21:37

Much to the tailor's delight, the princess was highly gownable.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 23:52

Sorry, South Carolina, you can't unsecede from the Union without getting fucked up by General Sherman first.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 10:26

I'm feeling a little queagly, I think I'm going to throw up...

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 11:35

Oh dear, I'll be late for my weekly exgang Members Anonymous meeting!

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 16:39

I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my gan!

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 22:55

Empty the flour into the bowlsive. No extra equipment necessary!

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 08:02

Are you going to start unyufe?

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 10:04

I have invented a new drink composed of whiskey poured into a coconut. I have named it the skothusk.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 14:42

Our dog has just performed muttafe on my wife. It looks like I won't have to doing any extra work before I go to bed.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 16:45

Vinegar? More like exwine!

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 07:51

Jumpscares don't faze me!

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 09:42

D-don't laffet me!

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 11:49

Unbab the moon, loli to issho.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 10:23

Stop it, mum!

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 10:24

Zoophilia? No, I'm afraid that's not my petish.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 14:16

>>316

that sawffly odd, i recall you saying it was.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 20:38

I have a bad case of frugazz after eating too many fruits.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 07:43

Those French bots have such uninspiring names; it's just botune, botdeux, bottrois...

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 09:24

Dem gummint folksh better git off ahr property shoon, 'fore I come out wif mah rifle. Don't dey know it'sh roursh?

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 10:06

It's scary out thir!

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 11:49

>>321
I agree! The outside is doubleplusungud!

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 18:33

I've had it! I'm gonna pack my things and head nowrth!

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 19:01

I'm *ki*nda tired of Captchas

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 09:53

I feel rather ambivalent towards the quein of England.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 15:40

卐卐卐 Lung lave teh furth reitch!! 卐卐卐

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 18:31

*Jo*Jo's Bizarre Adventure!

328 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6898 18:52

I'm feeling a little bit shoy about revealing the truth about me on DQN.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 19:53

>>328 Arrr jim lad, nobody cares.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 00:44

The grapes are vining for the fjords.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 02:12

This captcha is stupid and boring. I'd better rerell to get a better one.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 02:25

After a while, I found that I got bored with unime.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 03:13

I can't even make a joke about my captcha code.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 05:55

>>333
Well exuce me princess!

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 06:00

Why would unudge me if you had nothing to bring to my attention? Who does that?

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 17:58

With this captcha, I have won the thread.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 18:44

You've gun an denitt dis time, son!

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 18:45

Yow!

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 20:03

Would you like to go on a deete with me?

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 20:53

>>339
Only if you promise not to punch me in the jaw again.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 22:09

I bowed to the pretty girl, and took my hataff as a friendly gesture.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 21:53

Sowy, I'm gay.

343 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6901 23:50

I drive my grandma's beick. It's hip to use retro stuff.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 00:42

Pi is exactly 3!

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 22:31

I'm smoking a dank nug!

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 03:47

Sorry, hefe, the senorita's in another hacienda.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 11:56

What's sex?

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 13:19

>>344
Correction: it's actually four.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 18:22

The hell is a blaiyish?

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6906 20:04

Last night, I dreamed that I was soring through the sky without a care in the world.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 19:06

>>347
Why don't you loym down on that bed and I'll show you.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6908 12:28

Posting captchas in this thread is just the status quo. You should try doing something new and exciting!

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 13:58

hi DQN! Is everybody happy?

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 16:33

Deib of the Triffids was a pretty awesome book.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 17:58

bo! I'm a ghost.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 03:33

dugose my mind.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 04:27

si Señor, si!

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 12:13

Thousten, we have a problem.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 06:35

This thread is the shizz.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 06:43

sojetion soyuz! ypaaaaaaaaa

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 16:30

Who sells sea shells on the sea shore?

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 01:43

seme.

Yeah, I got nothin'. Pretend I made a yaoi joke that was so wrong that it crossed the line back into being funny again.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 05:20

AAAAGH the force of your thrusting tore my intestinal wall!!!!

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 12:47

Something is wrong with my brain. I should rewire it.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 13:53

Do yospoze I was too rough with >>363?

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 20:35

Fantastic game, gege.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 09:51

caw caw, motherfuckers

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 16:16

Don't make me laff!

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 10:34

"Don't we have battle droids for this?"

―Plure Barron

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 20:05

Tales of dering-do, bad and good luck tales! Oo-oo!

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 20:13

Get your grubby paws off moy sandwich!

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 21:25

Tothong or not tothong, that is the question. The answer is to pantsu.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 21:41

Waah! I'm right and you're wawng!!

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 05:26

"My pen's on fire, my pen's on fire! My hand, my hand!"

"Thoyrpen, idiot!"

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 04:39

>>373
No, it is you who are rong.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 08:30

Gaw, will you two stop it?

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 13:27

I hope I don't end up in the gawtter.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 00:47

>>376
No.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 14:46

qui bono?

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 15:12

I don't understand >>379's Latin reference. I'm not the shurpest crayon in the box.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 15:13

That doesn't mean you should just stand there and *gawck, >>380.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 12:31

My captcha is a maizz, I can only guess it, unless I open it in a new window and spoil the right answer.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 18:09

I'm living on the medge!

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 14:02

What a beautiful pome.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 00:27

[i]jeze[/i] i wish i could use my captcha from >>>/nihongo/ here, it's really [i]kiepable[/i]

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 01:19

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387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 06:54

wow, look at all these threads!

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 18:55

Rown and rown she goes; where she stops nobody knows!

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 17:28

I'll make you an offer you can't refese.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 22:52

hi!

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 04:38

Thereive posted in this thread again!

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 05:19

My life is a hideous montage of wretched *exezz*

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 13:12

Everybody get out! This thread is about to explode!

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 05:48

Oh, bexive.

alternate take: Oh, go stick your dick in a bexive. ... and by that I mean hairplay is hoooot.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 00:37

Out of Shanghai and Hourai, who is the most dollish?

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 13:10

Chackmate!

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 20:44

Indeed, and I never thought you'd find a reward in this thread.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 21:33

Is it a jet? Is it an ape? No, it's a jetape!

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 12:49

We've run out of room in jail kyuu-hyaku-kyuu-juu-kyuu; put the prisoners in jailsen.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 23:59

>>396
shutheffuck up, nerd!

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 00:31

Wot's all this? I go into the kitchen for a moment to thaw some chicken for tonight's supper, and you're already fighting!

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 13:53

I'm totally sane, what are you talking about?

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 05:10

i wanna pone a anime girl

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 07:50

>>403
So do I.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 11:48

Those young whippersnappers all think they're so great when they blare their goddamned music in their newfangled fancy convertibles. On my lawn.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 00:05

I can't reply; my captcha is gone!

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 03:03

　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　 SHIRA RAN
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　SHIRA RAN
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　SHIRA RANRA
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　RAN

　　　♪　　　　☆
　　　　　♪　／ ＼　　　SHIRA RANRA
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　SHIRA RAN
　　 　 　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　SHIRA RANRA
　 　 　 　 　　　　 >　　　　RAN

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 06:37

It is dowttable that >>407 had a captcha that long.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6958 06:44

Y-you want m-me to rub the lulotion on your b-back!

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6959 16:15

for more brass and guitars, tune into your local skaskation!

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6959 20:39

We need to boyttable their products in order for the company to survive!

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 05:10

OI, LADS, TODAY'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO PRAISE THE QUEEN, inett?

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 05:29

I will never eat AJ's ripe asshole

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 08:07

fefefefefefefefefefe

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 11:13

No, no, my car isn't a skoda, it's a skoge... which is kind of like a cheap knock-off skoda, I guess.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 17:20

I have a Skoge Mini which I have to park on the street ever since my landlord decided to deshed the property.

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 23:26

>>415-416 did you both just get the same captcha threre?

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 23:36

Call me "El jefe"

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 01:44

Guess I'll just have to dealk with it.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 05:52

Aaaaaauuurgh! I got lice

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 06:58

Shi is a pedophile

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 09:26

This is quite the lowzzy captcha.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6962 00:45

>>417

No. I am >>416 and I was playing along with >>415's premise. Why? Do you want to figh about it?

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6963 21:53

I just died in your arms tonight!

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6963 22:59

>>423
That seems like kind of a chep excuse.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 15:47

I do not exyist and nor does this post.

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 04:52

inass
Hmm, I really can't think of a way to use this one.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 15:28

Eroge are so last year. These days it's all about exoge!

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 11:46

Maix non, monsieur! Mon francais n'est pas tr&eacute;s bon.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 12:17

Bang!

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 12:16

This sentence has eight slawlsables.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 17:18

What? No, all you said was "iod". You forgot to seyine.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 10:00

Yure is the purest form of love.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 16:04

she is ugly and a penis sucker

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 11:42

>>429
Votre chien est kawaii mignon.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 16:25

>>435
[sication needed]

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 12:07

No, I've never been to daghbad.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 15:00

>>436
Sadly, I can't find any sications. You'll have to just take my word for it.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 23:51

I find it hard to decodge my own posts.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6977 01:26

This thread is full of a bunch of chowgher-heads! Why don't you grow up!

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6977 10:52

*exithe* stage left, pursued by a bear.
　　∧＿∧----
　∩｀iWi´∩----
　ヽ　|m| .ノ----　
　 ｜.￣｜----
　　Ｕ⌒Ｕ ----

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6977 11:26

>>439
Oh come on, it's not exactly thockutt science.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 04:00

It puts the fulotion on its skin or else it gets the fuhose again.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 09:33

Y'all white people are rayciss I can tell you's all tryin' ta incice vi-lence agains us black folk.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 10:54

I could really go for some quiche right now.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 12:57

>>444
"Black" is racist. I refer to African descendants as nour

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 18:13

>>439 you know, they call 'em codgers, but I never seen 'em codge.

... what is codgeing, exactly?

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 11:21

You've got to be kidding me!

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 01:57

I miss seeing se quoy a trees around.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 09:04

It feels as though I am teetering on the backedge of this thread.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 13:37

I wonder if I'll ever manage to 1cc Perfect Chereen Blossom on Lunatic.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 11:46

I'm waiting for my new cunetion blinds to arrive.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 13:29

The capital of Egypt is cairfffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 08:05

Stop hiting me!

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 10:29

I deem this to be a worthy captcha.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 17:16

The oven will decide whether or not our bread dough is rizeable.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 17:20

>>454 but how else will i inludge in my sexual fetishes.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 13:13

If I had a dime for every good captcha I saw, I'd be rich by now.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 13:20

Ah, what rair joy this is.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 18:11

This entire batch of chemistry equipment is in pints and ounces! Where's the stuff from the SIbatch?

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 16:50

Hey, you! Yes, you, the guy who is reading this. You are a fucking jerkface. Piss off, you flappy cunt.

2mods: sorry, captcha told me to beass

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 17:38

>>461 Hey bro, take a chill pill, you don't have to be such a spazz about it.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 19:18

I hate when losers recite Monty Python skits like that ni one

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 20:20

Rawr! I'm a bear!

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 21:45

>>463
First you must find... another shreather!

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 15:55

I wish my last name was something badass, like Sparshitch. You wouldn't mess with a guy called Andrew Sparshitch.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 08:27

Fire in the hule!

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 11:42

Inkruder alert at the quill bank!

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 11:49

What do you think of the wattle and dawpI've built my house out of?

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 12:36

I am simply blown away by this captcha.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 09:37

There is no greater bejotion than that you possess for TouHou, is there?

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 10:29

You'll have exuse my lack of the letter "c" here.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 10:50

>>472
Don't worry, I have a spare one stuck on my cawck.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 12:33

Enough of your nartness, >>473.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 11:41

I am but a baka gaijin.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 13:24

She sills sea shils on the sea shore.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 19:16

Suck muh daick

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 06:00

I scawls at the girls on the bus?

Did I do it right?

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 06:48

I feel like sending >>478 tudotion to drown with the fishes.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 13:31

When I was in secondary school I somehow ended up with the nickname "Bitchtits".

Also my captcha is a swear word hahaha.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 12:19

Truthat, >>475. Truthat.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 13:27

My previous cat would not let me itch it, therefore I must ask: this kitten, is sheitchable?

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 09:05

These clonepas are all so very bright; I may need a pashade to shield my eyes!

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 19:13

I am full of rage!

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 07:25

it don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing. dewup dewup dewup dewup dewup dewup dewup...

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 07:59

So, there was that hoyttish gal. So, I was hitting on her, but when she pulled her panties down there was a humongous dick.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 15:19

you'll need at least 800% more pebetion if you ever want to defeat me.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 10:04

inerf is the newest, hottest product from Nerf! Controlled by iOS it shoots beautifully designed pellets whenever you tap its touch-controlled trigger!
inerf the future of Nerf today!

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 18:07

My, my, what a terrible sidge-uation I've gotten myself into!

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 13:11

This captcha is shit.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 14:33

I just realized that GETting with a tripcode might make me slainable as if I was a public enemy.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 19:18

>>489
Oh my gowdness! What happened‽

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 19:56

How does one denote Euler's number?

Withe.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 01:06

I think I like a good bir, but actually I don't like getting drunk.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 15:02

Make a homage to Youmu. A yomidge.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 05:45

In sumation, there is no need to be upset. QED.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 13:05

Oh my gad!

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 19:02

>>496
Don't you tell me there's no need to be upset! I'll be upset if I WANT to be upset, dammit!

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 22:49

>>498
shhh. no tears. only dreams now.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 01:08

GET ye flask!

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 09:13

>>500
You cannot get ye flask; there is a hill in the way.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 11:23

You'd just have to poyr it out later.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 10:46

You have to reblive in yourself!

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 18:45

Two cute girls sharing a scarf is one of the most moé things known to man.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 17:02

You've gone and done it this time!

Kimi've ikued and donemashita kono time!

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 22:40

Contrary to what you think, your dad duscare about you. When he beats you, it's because he CARES, damn it!

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 23:34

I'm glad this lame pun thread has died quietly

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 21:47

Your mother beix some damned fine brownies.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 11:07

Why is yacht pronounced as it is? Given the spelling, it seems like it ought to be pronounced yatch.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 08:05

8 bithedge, a marvelous monument of the early Information Age.

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 09:59

Aa so desu ka?

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 11:23

I found a spoghive in my back garden, but there wasn't a single spog inside. I wonder if spogs hibernate elsewhere.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 13:08

Get those things out of my sight!

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 12:35

Je m'appelle Andrew-kun. Je suis un doofus.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 13:50

If everyone around is on edge, you must be subtle if you wish to unedge everyone.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 03:57

Forsooth, m'lady, I assure you that I am exceedingly well hungede.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 04:58

Wussache ? You're feeling a bit blue today? Why don't you just take these pills? You'll never be sad, or angry, or craving again. Open your mouth and close your eyes, and I'll lead you to the gates of the void

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 05:04

What do you think you're doing! N-noytting!

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 13:11

I will quell your firey passion for cheese!

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 14:25

We should have theme days instead of theme threads. That would spice things up like Halloween or X-mas do!

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7017 14:39

I would prefer that you do not kick me in my neithish areas.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 15:34

I'll be the deudge of that!

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 14:01

I'm lookin' for da ho' what can sughock da best.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 23:49

I have a shithode of problems

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 11:04

Reebe me alone!

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 22:15

it pleases me to see that, after all these years, dqn is sti around

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 23:52

Do not leave your fan on at night or you will die! Nida.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7024 08:48

It's easy to clear up semen stains, all you have to do is unfap.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7024 13:39

Be careful around joyous dragons, lest they inadvertently incinerate you with their mighty dracheer.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7025 04:18

My penis is so small, I will never be able to unchode myself

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7025 14:46

What luck I've had!

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7025 21:36

I'm overwhelmed by the raw power of this captcha.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7025 22:24

I can't really think of a good joyck for this captcha.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 11:38

I love classical music! You know, Moze Art, Bock, shouber. The list can go on.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 13:59

Try Noung, our fabulous new product for dung removal. Noung takes you from dung to none!

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 15:02

A friend inede is a friend that you should probably help if you can.

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 17:10

I offered him the salt, to which he muttered "mothux."
"Pardon?" I replied.
He swallowed. "No thanks, I said."

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 18:02

He was a man of ill repufe

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 19:23

I hate when crows do that quawthing they do like quaw quaw quaw, just shut up already!

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7026 22:44

I'm just gonna take my vaghome.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7027 23:00

Are you shaw about that?

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 00:09

My name is roy

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 00:32

I aspire to wallow in mud and grunt a lot. I guess you could say I have great pigition.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 03:02

I had some tea and ate keax

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 14:19

When I move, no doubt I'll be on shaw!

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 01:14

The king is on his throne.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 01:33

move over! my captcha is the best.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 01:40

I highly doubt that.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 11:20

Rappers and MCs are much more relatable when they talk about their flawzz rather than how great they are.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 11:40

I cannot bireen how tenuous this captcha usage is.

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 11:51

g = GMearth/reorth2

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7033 20:08

I got noned when I asked my OL GF to date me IRL.

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7033 23:19

>>552
You should've neged her.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7034 13:46

Move your tush, kindly.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7034 14:14

Buy my snake oil to cure bad breath and yullode teeth.

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 09:01

p-p-p-pick up a penguin

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 09:10

unfape: An ape who is forbidden from masturbation.

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 11:26

Electrophilic addition is sort of where you unene an alkene.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 12:40

I'm in ruve!

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 12:56

Puns have been outlawed?! This is outrageous! We have to start a punition to get them legalised!

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 11:23

No one expects the Spanish inquosition!

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 18:18

What a bor this is.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7037 18:55

crongat, you won the prize!

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 10:36

The wild goose got out again; you're going to have to rechace it.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 11:17

This pegasus needs 20% more dashness.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 12:40

I'm not follun for that one again.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7038 14:38

All hands on dack!

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 17:30

i hope this captcha isn't a warning that death approaches...

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 17:32

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) i hope this captcha is a warning that yule approaches!

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 18:38

Check out dease nutz!

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 20:10

Here's to the finest crew in starfleet, ingadge!

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7042 02:59

This place is a real denive thieves.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7042 12:48

>>572
You mabe right.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7042 20:10

I wish my country would stop jailling people over loli.

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7042 23:13

kick him in the groy

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 10:08

Merry krizzuss, everybody!

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 12:39

What the hell are you deang?

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 04:42

gib money

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 09:31

We need to debux global economy to become less dependent on the US debt.

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 09:36

I have the captcha!

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 23:10

inath of your insolence! I have unwatched youtube videos to comment on.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7050 19:20

Oh no, there's sludge everywhere!

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 00:56

No matter how hard this game gets, I won't quitt until I beat that boss.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 23:25

What're you fapeen to tonight?

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7052 14:32

Did the dog come in with muddy pawzz again?

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 20:07

then I posted my captcha into this thread.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7058 23:46

Redox reactions are boring and useless; deox reactions are where it's at.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7059 00:10

Of course I know how to pronounce quiche. It's "quitch", isn't it?

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7064 13:51

This captcha fills me with joy!

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7064 14:41

It doesn't exate be that the Buun stylesheet removes italics!

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7064 14:52

I'm sure that Bear Naginata MC chap can bearly stand the sorts of puns people make on his name.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7068 08:45

Vawr! Rwyf yn llew Cymraeg!

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 15:38

Whilst theologians are probably busy wondering whether or not there was some sort of innate capacity for evil inEve, I'm busy watching the usual cute-girls-doing-cute-things anime. This is how it should be.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7076 11:46

The shitness of this captcha is undeniable.

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 12:12

Before the first bowl of porridge even had a chance to conjealfive more bowls appeared on the breakfast table.

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 20:16

Law? I am the law

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 20:39

Tonight we're having spag bol!

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 14:05

Could you fetch me that gearthing, please? I'm tempted to find out its functions.

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 17:37

This captcha is sugoi!

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 22:11

hey give back my light emitting deode

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 23:41

( ˃ Д˂) THIS PLEITCHABLE HERBOCKLE KEEPS WORHANGLING!

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 00:23

>>601, your graspidge of English is terrible!

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 11:10

Geab me a kiss!

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 11:13

Suneg Milk is pretty cute, but Star Sapphire is still my favourite.

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 12:42

"dieshen!!!" ― Mr. Butterfingers lunged at Chinese schoolboy, and the rest of bystanders frowned at what they thought was a racist remark.

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 13:12

Excuse me waiter, there's a captcha in my supe.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 14:27

Time to houll at the moon.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7091 17:38

Life is full of hiesh and lows; like a sine wave, but less regular and you die at the end!

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 16:59

Despite its name, having a cockchafer chafe your penis is relatively rare.

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 21:14

It's just over there, can't you ceitt?

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7093 21:32

I really hope that posting here doesn't ruin my coreer.

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7094 11:11

This isn't just any captcha, this is the captcha!

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7094 13:09

Come to think of it, I don't believe I ever finished Grim Fandango.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7094 14:40

A typical bird has a beaxish face.

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7094 16:27

I have traveled the seven ceazz in my pimp pirate ship full of wenches and Spanish gold.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7095 16:01

I lixesk, especially if he's hot.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7095 16:28

Wi would you do such a thing?

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7095 18:18

I still remember when yussang in that choir...

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 04:16

Stop playing those eroge and give these inoge a try instead.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 12:36

Why are you people so prejudiced against cheese? There isn't a single mention of breITT!

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 16:34

I'm here to vilely ruin your board.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7096 21:17

The duck agreed that the girl was quite quackable.

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 02:04

You ineffed it, you can’t un-ineff it! It is ineffable.

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 15:58

Why are you so rute to me?

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 16:16

Come on down to duvetion for all your duvet needs!

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 20:35

>>624
Because you keep flathing around like an idiot!

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7100 00:08

Did you say node? Okay I thought so.

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7100 00:12

>>626
Y fomad, bro?

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 10:52

DQN captchas, now in lime flavour!

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7102 23:04

cheche: Double the Argentine!

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 13:02

German sodomist prefers the pleasure of theassen.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 14:50

You can't see me, I'm invizzoble!

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 15:07

My captcha and I both wish it was Friday.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 13:20

Sacre bleu, un zombie! Je need unax!

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 21:02

Go foyck yourself.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7109 23:46

>>635
Such insolence! I'll make you siffer for that.

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 04:28

yo

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 04:50

I biscitioned my cookie so I could dual boot chocolate chip and raisin.

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7114 17:00

Non, gefe, t´es pas tout seul mais arrête de pleurer.

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7115 00:43

Marimite sure has a lot of roze related imagery.

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 00:33

Come down to the Drunken Dwarf tavern tonight, we're going to hear the realm-famous bard, Elvish Klezzly.

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 01:21

I would like to inspect the contents of your scull.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 01:21

Oh, the things I would do for some toffee _fud_ge...

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 01:26

Yay Summer! Yay Autumn! Yay Winter! Yaisping!

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 20:36

Minane is Squeeks and I like this thread.

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7116 23:16

Nothing happened when I after the first chack, so I had to rechack.

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7117 17:13

I have no idea woyt you're talking about.

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7117 18:56

Nice try, Beady Eyes, but I'm going to rerale this discussion!

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7117 19:46

I hate people who rev their vehicles loudly. Stupid revasses

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7117 21:09

This thread is uncule in my opinion.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7118 12:25

I want to test out my new taser. Is your cat teizzable?

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 20:02

Wibe that smile off your face and get back to work!

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 20:15

Widge you stop being such a spoilsport?

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 21:51

This captcha is reele great.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7119 22:23

>>654
Mine's just a complete mess!

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 12:03

Don't think, frele.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7121 20:48

If you pay me £5 I'll show you a magic trick! Ready? Let's go!

Now, if you watch carefully, you'll see your money vanish, only to reappear moments later in my pocket! Ta-daaaah!

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 23:10

>>657
You're little magic trick has made me quite mad!

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 09:54

>>658
That's nott gramatically correct.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7126 16:09

Careful! If you look directly at it, your face will inplode!

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 11:16

I want to install a ladar in my back, so that I could learn precisely when I'm about to receive a bumsex.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 22:45

Ohoho, you thought you could get through unscathed, did you? Well, here I am with my crowbar, ready to scathe the shit out of you!

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7129 04:12

What what? Inuthe butt!

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7129 10:53

You don't sayax ...

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7129 20:43

Kinkaku-ji is in Kyoto, not inKobe!

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7129 21:18

I requethe a good captcha for post 666.

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 01:23

>>666
sin would have been perfect.

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 13:23

The Moon is inspase, not in Kobe!

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 14:28

BLT stands for bacon lotchuce and tomato.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 22:22

youllive a long and prosperous life!

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7131 01:56

Does any form of *lung* torture exist? If not, I just invented one.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7132 12:43

Whoopee! I'm full of beans!

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 19:59

Viking funerals are pretty badass. I mean, who wouldn't want their body sent out to sea on a flaming ship? In my humble opinion, all it needs is some more explosions.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 22:34

Nintendo: now you're playing with powr

675 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7134 19:38

I wish I could unsay some of the things that I said...

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 19:46

Toyd is an inhabitant of the Mushroom Kingdom.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 19:48

Brother Bob mixed a wonderful batch of quick-drying serment at the altar today.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 11:27

Ugh! Oh no! Oh my goodness! What a shock,ugh!

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 16:13

ウェンいわs酔うん下r位失せdとゲテェアd＊利背＊

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 18:17

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to di.

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7145 16:05

All you have to do to be truly happy is to reshape reality to match your will.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7147 00:59

I think I'll go play heixen.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 11:50

>>49
Where is the soy?

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 16:35

Queangness is almost certainly an unpleasant sensation.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 18:16

Quick! Escape through the secret passedge!

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 00:02

Cat, I'm really sure I can't trust you not to break this priceless vase.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 00:12

Oh god, my ears! I hope I can unelf myself!

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 00:25

What would chugeive for that?

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 10:51

giezz, guys.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 10:57

It's only a minor injury, yiellive.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 11:44

The skateboardist found himself baleing out while attempting a jump over a large bundle of hay.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 13:18

Yo mofo, you may have taken on gangs before, but you picked the rongang to mess with this time!

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 15:13

Infore a penny, infore a pound.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 18:13

I went to te Rei's Diner

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 22:30

I will end your pitiful life!

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 17:32

Despite forming a real word, this captcha probably won't leave a lasting impression on me.

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 18:57

Ow! My lung!

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 19:40

Aye! Em gooen ti toun, duya neeed enyt'n?

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7151 23:19

After meeting my BFG 9000, that Arch-Vile is now an exvile.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 03:50

Hi I am koum 700GET for koum

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7152 23:00

All you need is a pair of mittens.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 00:48

Hello, my name is Tim and I offer you this amazing hair product via telsale. Please tell me your name, address and credit card info and we will send you a free pack of this amazing hair product immediately.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 20:53

All right, all right! I'm coming! You can stop banging on the door already!

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 01:17

Novels set in a destopeian future tend to be quite enjoyable.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 19:52

"O, not in cruelty, not in wrath,
The Reaper came that day;
'Twas an angel visited the green earth,
And took the flowers away."

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 22:57

I want to see yinude!

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 16:22

What a nice thread this is.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 16:24

Give it all to me!

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 00:00

Would you hang out with a DQN in real life?

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 01:55

Hang, on, I'm just going to finish uploading the source code to these organs to guthub.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 14:40

Entering captchas is a bit of a chore.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 23:21

>>711
Why, is the process too slow for you?

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 13:40

>>709
No way, the tenition would be too high.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 16:00

Sometimes I find it hard to unmex my, um...

( ・-・) ...

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 16:48

>>714
Your tub?

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 03:17

What a fucking biche.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 16:40

I've designed this playground slide for optimal chuteness.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 18:02

Linux is for people who hate Bill Gates. FreeBSD is for people who love unux .

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 19:20

I don't give a dawm!

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 13:23

Can you play the sax?

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 14:41

I don't want to tipe this captcha, but the man at the computer has a gun pointed at me.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 14:46

Where's this thread's emergency exit?

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 14:58

I want to go out with a bang!

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7161 23:55

Lord take me downtown, I'm just looking for some tush

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 01:17

I'm so upset about some thread that I'm starting to think about them as wipeable!

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7162 21:10

If I ever hear anybody say the word yiff out loud, I will probably grimace and be distinctly unimpressed.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 17:34

Don't fret, my child.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 17:59

If you drink a bottle of woy sauce all at once, you'll probably die of sodium poisoning.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 00:12

Don't have a cow, man.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 17:55

I'm building my own Tower of the Guche Idea entirely out of fake luxury handbags.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 23:20

My house was in the side by a tractor and now it's leanish.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 23:57

>>731
Try to replace vull??

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 02:10

Cume on my right hand, for this ear is deaf

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 08:00

Well, what did you exhesp?

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 08:03

>>734
What did you say to me? I'm calling my loyr!

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7167 18:35

>>735
If I agree to have siex with you, will you drop the charges?

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 10:31

Well I'll be danged.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 12:45

This One Direction concert seems quite moshable.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 15:22

Doctor, you can't use that to listen to my heart. It's an *unstethe*scope.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7169 16:53

Wow, this captcha is amazing!

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 07:24

>>726
Well, once you embarrass yourself by saying "yiff" in public, you can't just simply unyuff.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 20:02

That's it, I'm quitting the captcha business.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7170 20:32

I've been waiting a long time to get this off my chess.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 13:00

Upon entering the door, the French dog collapsed in unhepe.

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 13:03

I've found some quite fapeable pornographic SJIS art. How I wish I could create it... I would make my deepest fantasies come true!

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7171 14:41

Drunk? Hah! I'm fine, ah'm just a little bit tispepe.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7172 13:52

Shutcher mouth, I'm trying to listen!

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 04:58

I'm not sure if my captcha says vijttag or vuttag.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 09:34

I keep all my smelly water inmop.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 12:27

Cute Pokemon make me daw.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 22:51

Wow shit I'm glad I was a useless sack of shit today, can't wait to get up and do it all again tomorrow! You might say I have a dovition to doing absolutely fuck all of use, but then also you might not, since dovition is my captcha and not actually a word.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7176 08:05

I'm going to go feed the dux.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7177 19:06

pow! right in the kisser!

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 07:49

Just so you know, I'm going to practice archery by firing my bow and arrow at your ducks, >>752.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 11:51

I can't believe >>754 took my bow without asking!

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7178 15:34

「おいしい」は英語で「ｄｅｒｉｓｈｏｕｓ」です。

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 12:35

Seriously, my wife!
One day I'm going to unbride that woman!

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 15:32

>>757
What's she done that's so terrible? It's not like she turned out to be male or anything, right?

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 15:59

I'm going to provide some naration for this thread.
Unfortunately, I'm going to speak it aloud, so nobody will actually get to read it.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 21:40

What if images of bags of cement were given humorous misspelled captions, like lolcats?

And thus, lolsment was born.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 09:11

Goddammit, even my captcha is gay!

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 14:22

Why are you cubeing x? It should be squared.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7181 18:34

I hate to complain, but some deuche just got the 999 GET with a horrible phrase and then created a new thread in a terrible way. Seriously, "sniping" for GET and creation of a new thread should be considered ungentlemanly.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 16:18

>>763
hey, that's a bit offensive, don't you think?

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 17:41

On a scale of one to seven, this captcha is definitely above tierfive.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7182 19:22

What do you mean "physician"? It's obviously spelled fisition.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 12:01

>>766
I've decided to start spelling though as tho because English should be phonetic.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7183 15:06

>>767
I'll start a pepetion to make it a legal requirement.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 15:37

Hakurei Reime is an inspiration to us all.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 19:42

I don't know nutheen about nutheen!

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 22:19

Thinking thread dualism surely helped quaiten this board.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 08:54

All the dax are swimming in the water, hal da dal da dal doh, hal da dal da dal doh.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 15:03

The tribal warriors ripped off his buttocks as part of the ceremonial deassment.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 18:30

I'm just going to go home, close my doors, unplug my phone and internet, and just have a mecetion.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7187 19:26

She shells sea sells on the she shore!

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 15:20

Thanks to the revolutionary new pseuodscience of transchronocaptchology, I now know that in a previous life I was a fir tree!

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7188 19:01

The bagness of these pants makes them absolutely unfashionable.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7189 16:13

Mice are cuter than rats.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 11:40

Don't be so coy,Ben.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 19:16

When breathing, remember to inale as well as exhale. Failure to follow this guideline may lead to discomfort and/or death.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 09:43

Being gentle is good, but every now and then you need to show some rowghness.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 10:15

Shake dem asscheeks, life is muthement, baby!

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7194 13:55

What defuck?

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 18:38

I just shat everywhere.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 19:44

It's only 150 yen, for crying out loud.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 21:16

You have to study, student! Do this unitt! DO IT NOW!

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 21:29

I will cheirish this golden turd forever.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 11:59

Now I really want a kepab but my dad bought me mcdonalds yesterday and it's bad to have fast food twice in a week

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 15:20

I'm at a shithick stage of my life. That is being a NEET and feeling bad about it.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7199 16:15

It's my favorite show! Starsky and Chutch!

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7200 19:13

I can only hope the captain captures this catchish captcha!

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 04:59

　 Λ__Λ
　（　ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not really a *fan* of this captcha thing.
　（　　　）

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 08:30

When I pick a big boug from my nose, I eat it.

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 11:05

Thank god that I'm inume to so many deadly diseases! ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 11:06

( ・-・) Then again, it would be unyize to be so reckless...

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 11:35

My nudetion gland is itching again. I must strip down and run around naked!

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 12:03

Untermensch? I would call it a subape.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 13:10

Look at Utsuho's amazing starkape!
http://en.touhouwiki.net/images/b/b8/Th11Utsuho.png

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 13:37

Is her hand gesture telling me to pess off?

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 13:48

To be or not to be, that is daquution.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 00:41

My butt is full of magic. Allow me to demonstrate!

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 13:36

Where do you go to measure the weit of a blue whale?

To a whale-weigh station!

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 00:34

necesito unkeg de cervesa

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 14:19

We had a group meating last night.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 18:23

Fuck it I'm going to drive this thing of the pire.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 20:52

"It's time for your teatment" the boob doctor announced

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 00:25

The robot had a bowl of fusely for breakfast.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 00:39

That old man is exwize.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 23:07

It was a very dark night. Through her tears of dark, gloomy and brooding depression, she could barely see a shilluthe of a rich handsome young protagonist, who promised her a happy life.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 23:19

For an added twist, the beef steak was served on a cowdish.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 15:43

...in sickness and inheth...

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 16:50

*sagh*

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 18:34

>>810
*saim* shit bro

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 13:40

Hopefully this year's Internet awards will remain unwon.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 17:24

"jawn," one of the officers yawned, and everyone immediately knew that he was a German spy.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 18:17

>>815
He really shot himself in defote with that one.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7214 20:32

>>816
Yeah, he got himself in hiet

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 19:43

I demand that you unham this sandwich at once! Don't you know that I'm vegan?

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 20:51

Have you ever played ro? I spend, like, half of my life on it, and now it's outdated. The technology jumped further along its curve.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 19:37

Nobody in my family has much of a sense of humor. Whenever we get together, I am inundated with horrible jowx.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 20:30

Have you ever been to blore? It's a beautiful little village in Staffordshire. The air is fresh, and every plant is blooming! And they even got a mossy stone wall apart from centuries-old buildings. Everything is worth seeing in blore!

And you absolutely must visit it on August 18 and 19 for the glorious Dovedale Sheepdog trials.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 19:27

>>202 is a world-renowned shuge researcher.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 19:31

Try again, but this time indanish.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:35

Mr. I.C. Bumz? Did you order this pizz?

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:57

"Sea sickness" takes too long to say; it should just be shortened to seackness.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 15:04

Wanna buy some deope? Wanna get deope-d, man??

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 15:06

Oh shit, it's a raid. Cops, man! Run, man!

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 18:38

blossite
Make my floors out of natural blossite

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 20:41

I feel exrage. Sorry for picking a fight with you.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 21:50

I can't help being recorded doing stupid things. It's my faillness.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 23:28

Come on, take a reisk!

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 00:35

Always check that your renals are properly maintained before operating your body.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 16:56

Please stop, you're scereing me!

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 18:39

My captcha instructs me to fap. I am only too happy to oblige.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 19:34

If I moved to England, I'd like to buy a house in Bognor Regithe

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 19:36

Hmm, I hope the blood doesn't seap through the floorboards.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 19:37

My favourite programming language would have to be ce++

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:00

In japan, before entering a house, it is polite to remove your shuze

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:33

, you biell!

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:34

<i>gi</i></i>! This thread is fucked!

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:35

This is why ce++ deserves banotion

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:41

Just post in this thread to get the board to refack

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 22:43

I vow never to abuse html tags again.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 23:50

I like biscuits, unless they happen to be stale.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 00:04

>>837
You'll peiy for this!

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 00:21

I'm not very good at football, because of my low <i>kieckness</i> expertise.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 00:25

Well, looks like that mess has been put to reist.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 13:22

It is a common misconception that anions and cations can only exist on the scale of atoms and molecules. Why, I once saw one the size of a large motorised public transport vehicle. In fact, if you sit down right there, I'll tell you all I know about the buscation.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 18:40

I can hardly contain my exsitement!

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 18:59

Throw me terop! Please!

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 21:27

I-I'm n-not a tsun dedere, I j-just have a s-s-stutter! B-baka!

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 13:37

I shall pour a libation in honour of this amazing captcha.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 16:55

*shrig* My captcha's alright, I guess.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 17:15

I have an odd inclenation to post my captcha in this thread.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 17:53

I'm done here. I'm thro.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7223 21:31

<i>Shessale</i>s see shales on the shee shoar.

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 00:16

>>856
I bow to your fingertwistersmanship.

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 00:34

I'll post in this thread with any captcha, uname it!

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 12:44

I am filled with a siethen hatred.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 15:30

Personal hygeine sure is a chore.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 19:21

My brains feel like they are covered in sludge. How do I desluge my brains??

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 00:03

Stop talking and grab my dosh.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 02:11

Almost fixed my sleeping pattern till I stayed up all night re-editing DVDs

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 02:13

whoops staid, don't I feel like a jelfuce

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 15:57

Goumen nasai.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 20:18

In all fairgness, this captcha is only one letter away from being an actual word.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 11:58

After a brief period of gotheness I dyed my bangs pink and became a gay furry.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 12:42

What a dire duration of time. A diration, if you will.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 13:22

Perhaps later in life, I'll buy a yache to sail on.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 13:41

>>869
Don't forget that you can become a chaibable person and give all your money away to poor, deprived and lazy.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 13:42

vuzzeb is quite catchy even if you don't really like it.

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 18:42

This captcha is soyging wet. I'll hang it out to dry.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 21:50

Wutch thread is your favourite? For me it has to be the demand thread.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 07:53

resten peace, old chap.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 12:21

I admit I love howss, but I like Hugh Laurie better in ridiculous British comedies like Blackadder.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 16:07

Huh? Tablecat is undruthe table. How strange, he's normally on top.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 16:14

mabeen I will amount to something in the future.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 12:51

>>872
Not a shace that it will dry.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 13:07

I pedge to become a better person.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 13:46

Hi, >>869 here. I've decided not to buy a yatch afterall.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 23:47

Ready, Set, Go!

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 05:14

>>881
No, wait a minune, I'm not ready yet.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 08:17

>>882
I thope you're ready now.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 19:48

She's such a skadely cat.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 22:51

>>883
expedge me to come a bit later.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 19:36

Filthy thieving elf! You... you thielf‼

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 20:00

I'm number wone!

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 04:55

Life really is a mixeg bag!

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 09:03

wank-wank nugh-nugh
Kno watcha meen?? Kno watcha meen???

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 13:04

Burn the wietch!

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 22:26

It's a jar of stuff.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 13:07

Human society as a whole lost its diretion after World War II.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 13:35

It's all done for cude oil.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 15:08

<i>pow</i>!
You cry like tiny baby man.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 15:09

>>894
Oops, inore that please.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 22:45

Stop performing the nockment on my door!

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 01:25

Don't look, I'm completely nude!

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 01:39

The difference, I think, is that an EXplosion is like "kaboom" whereas an IMplosion is more like "inpufe"!

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 01:44

Clearly, >>893, we must switch everything over to being nuclear powrd before it is too late.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 06:27

>>899
I think that solar is bess.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 08:31

I propose to rename Pluto to Pluthele, as it better shows its status of a dwarf planet.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 10:09

I've avoided posting for ages, thinking about what to say with this thrucking captcha.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 13:21

Sounds like things are getting pretty dire.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 19:25

>>897
My wang is all throbbing in anticipation of your photos.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 15:07

Don't be so damned bitter about everything, you.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 16:06

This track sounds pretty deep, you should maybe unbazz it a little.

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 02:24

Tekken Relovution was fun until I came across the countless amateurs choosing Law and spamming his power moves.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 12:05

This captcha is so lame!

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 12:27

Quoth the raven, 'caw'

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 20:31

>>908 Hah, mine is way funeer.

911 Name: Project Stop Key Slavery : 1993-09-7239 20:52

unfob your keys today!

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 21:57

>>906
It'd be fine if you just played it a little less loud.

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 22:36

>>905
Should I displace my bitterness with some good natured sourness, then?

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 23:41

>>912
yo, nige, got problems with mah music, nige?

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 07:01

dat captcha ... 8E

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 13:39

I need the paipment replaced.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 14:50

>>916 Yeah, I seen a spujution of water from a crack earlier.

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 17:14

>>914
There goes the neighbourhood! fungen niges!

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 01:58

I think someone is trying to hack into my captcha!

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 10:19

In the world where ads are everywhere, one place wasn't covered. Behold! The neckad!

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 09:52

We literally wutched that indie short.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 12:42

Yea'll pay for this, mark my words!

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 20:16

I must kill all Jews and unyid this world.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 11:47

If I were to describe my life metaphorically, it would be a vast, elaborate tapestry with an equally vast and elaborate semen stain running down its entire length.

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 08:52

Angry cipid is sharpening his arrows.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 21:30

Is it a verb? Is it a noun? No, it's a voun.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 23:10

Tired of planking? Try ploning.

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 23:28

>le meme arrows

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 00:22

Please votugh for me in the upcoming election.

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 20:02

When people make hed puns involving Mami-san it makes me sad and uncomfortable. I'm probably just being overly sensitive.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7257 13:28

My captcha is subliminally trying to make me take up snake chawming.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 17:59

Today I made my breakfast disappear. I think I'm a mojition!

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 04:37

This has to be the easiest captcha ever.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 05:28

Oh, fugh this stuped shipe.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 05:32

You beter watch your as, >>934, or you'l get stabed !!

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 08:34

I can't grasp why people adore debege mode so much.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 19:13

Preview your posts before you reply, it's less nawbish that way.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7268 09:39

She's so pure and innocent.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7268 16:49

Okay, look. I'm tired, I'm sore all over, my knees especially hurt, and I am so, so cold. I'm sorry, but I think it's time for some serious skiquition.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7269 13:52

inchobe fish are a pretty alright pizza topping. I don't know what all the fuss is about.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7269 15:22

I hate Tewi inaba

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7270 18:13

>>941
Hey now, while she's not as cute as Hakurei Reume, Tewi's still got a lot going for her.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 11:03

It's fine, stop worrying about it!

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 14:54

I wish I could get a cat or a doge or maybe a bunch of rats.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 01:01

The order Monotremata lacks, as a rule, real dentition. Some members, such as the platypus, and many fossil specimens, do have an occlusal surface toward the rear of the mouth, formed by the meeting of multiple dental cusps, but this is not a true molar, more of a quasitothe.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 01:04

I apologize. After >>945, I don't think I should post any mo.

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 02:07

World War II was, arguably, won siglehandedly by Alan Turing and his work breaking the Axis' cryptosystems at the facilities in Blachely Park.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 10:16

So anyway, did I tell you about my theigh high sock fetish?

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 22:36

There gose my mind.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 05:13

Behold, for I am the chossen one.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 10:53

The coghing. Won't stop.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 11:41

I hate sites that trick you into downloading .exesh instead of the intended file.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 18:15

Do you have a problem? Lucky for you, I have a cilution.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 18:53

I'm going to fertment some used coffee and turn it into booze.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 22:08

>>953
It's not enough just to have a solution though, it has to be a feassable solution.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7283 16:58

Eat all your spenatch or you won't grow up big and strong!

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7283 20:13

Before hiring, make very sure you know the difference between a whore and a bore.

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7285 13:42

fawtch me that sawndwatch bawy.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7285 14:57

>>959 geth!

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7288 19:21

Eating an entire lofe of bread in one sitting is not a good idea.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 03:45

Want to watch a good old slasher flick with me?

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 21:18

Well "disembowel" is too strong a word; I mean all it really did was unlung him.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 16:28

But she's your coussen!

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 03:41

Pillage the village! Enslave the women and children! Reize their buildings to the ground!

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 00:01

I'll stand by you through thick and thin.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 19:32

Daijoubu, >>963-san!

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 12:39

But the German girl was too busy playing with her spielfish to notice.

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 23:34

I love this thread to deat.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7305 23:37

>>968
That is because this thread is relatively active, compared to the heaps of inurt threads.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 00:34

Tell me, how am I supposed to post something amusing with this captcha?

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 17:54

>>970
You just go and do it.

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7306 20:03

>>970
ci, you can do it!

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7307 16:24

Fruit are the number one source for the all-important frutene-nutrient

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 21:01

You are already dead.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7309 21:35

The tenga egg gets a review of 4 smoking blunts.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 15:04

We were destined to post in this thread. It's fate.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 15:17

Behold the misery of souls writhing in hele.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 17:07

Tai chi is for pansies. Real men do yoge.

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 18:53

>>970
Don't lose vope, you might get a good captcha next time!

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 20:33

I can't believe I kude up all that time for such a lame ride!

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7310 23:30

Raben Software made some pretty cool games back in the early 90s.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7312 13:32

Well yes, I suppose it is technically a Gaussian function; it's just that it doesn't feel very gowssish to me.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7312 19:41

Don't have a cow, man.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7312 20:47

>>983
I agree; owning a cow is never a good idea. My friend kept one in his garage for a few months, and it never stopped reking of cow shit afterwards.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 00:34

This thread is so close to finishing! I can hardly believe it.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 00:47

Anh! Aanh! Oh, onii-chan, I'm kuming!

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 00:54

Oedipus Reox had some weird sexual issues.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 11:42

I hear they have sex with sheep in Aberdeen.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 11:56

>>988
Well, in some places sheep sexing is a long standing tradition.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 14:13

>>989 well, you reep what you sow

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 17:21

Quit yo jibber jabber, fo!

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 17:54

Jeez, wen is this thread going to end already?

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 18:10

How could you wish for this thread to end?

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 19:33

I fap to lude pictures of my waifu

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 20:46

>>994
How ungentlemanly! My waifu would never so much as show her ankles in a picture, let alone her thigh.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 20:55

What's all the fomotion about? The thread will end soon enough.

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 21:00

Daw, what a cute captcha!

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 21:42

I'd love to claim the 999GET, but first I need to go feed dekat.

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7314 23:08

The captcha doesn't change if you reffirsh the page while loading after you make a post...

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