[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 16:51

I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:27

Let me asts you a quustition.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:32

I want to eat some krogale.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:46

mugition, n.: seditious activity involving slogans printed on coffee mugs.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 23:01

And now, The Amazing Semprini will scideive into this water-filled polystyrene cup from an ordinary vending machine!

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 09:44

>>266
I'd pay to watch a vid of that.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 19:00

I'd totally hang out in mortuaries more often if it weren't for the mawtchness.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 21:14

I wonder if Hagar is having trouble with the taxer again.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 21:49

>>263 could you reask? didn't quite catch it.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 07:55

>>270
Have you ever wanted to be a cow?

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 21:08

I am your worst nightmare!

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 21:32

Were you deliberately trying to an*noy* the bronies in the audience by not referencing MLP:FiM in your post, >>272?

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 07:49

Summary of WW2: BAM!

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 07:55

Quetters never wen and wenners never quet.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 10:39

I used to be a yazz, but now I am an exyazz.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 10:47

Before I corrected this homework, there was an inequality, but now it's a requation! (｀・∀・´)

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 14:24

Have you ever been inwob?

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 14:27

Quoth the crow: kaw

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 15:12

And then the Svedish Knights ate ljutefjisk and had a yowst ing tournament.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 18:48

Unfortunately, the tournament was uneven; one of the contestants was armed only with a butter knife.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 11:58

I have not seen thething, just the 50s movie it was a remake of.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 13:36

<i><b>fapution</b>, n.</i>: the operations performed by fluidic logic computers filled with semen.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 15:55

The explorers were soon lost within the dense vegetion of the jungle.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 16:12

Q: What is the main ingredient in a cowpat?
A: excud

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 16:25

In a tragic accident, a pack of slobbering dogs drowned the man indrule.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 22:47

mitchun deodorant turns me into an angry beast.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 02:38

Where's my tabaccy? I need a good chaw.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 09:53

Dawff Fortress is too difficult for me.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 11:07

So, we're all coyning new phrases to fit the captcha words now?

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 17:44

I've used this captcha a few[clarification needed] times, but this is the first time[dubious - discuss] that I've gotten the word with the correct spelling[citation needed].

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 10:48

Excuse me Sir, could you please rebefe this vegetarian hamburger?

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 12:33

I want to take up a sport but I'm afraid I might inture myself.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 00:26

Just put the damned cow back where it belongs; on the kowtable.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 04:31

The mun
The mun
The big, round mun

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 12:20

I can't help but feel that this prune lacks a certain dateness.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 15:19

This man lost his penis in a tragic industrial accident, but thanks to a groundbreaking new type of surgery we can rewang him!

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 19:52

Get a joyb ya lazy bum!

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 05:32

I could queallly go for something tasty right now.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 08:53

Claiming this 300GET is a reell honour. I shall treasure this moment forever.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 21:12

Oh, wo is me!!

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 21:37

Much to the tailor's delight, the princess was highly gownable.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 23:52

Sorry, South Carolina, you can't unsecede from the Union without getting fucked up by General Sherman first.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 10:26

I'm feeling a little queagly, I think I'm going to throw up...

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 11:35

Oh dear, I'll be late for my weekly exgang Members Anonymous meeting!

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 16:39

I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my gan!

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 22:55

Empty the flour into the bowlsive. No extra equipment necessary!

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 08:02

Are you going to start unyufe?

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 10:04

I have invented a new drink composed of whiskey poured into a coconut. I have named it the skothusk.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 14:42

Our dog has just performed muttafe on my wife. It looks like I won't have to doing any extra work before I go to bed.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 16:45

Vinegar? More like exwine!

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 07:51

Jumpscares don't faze me!

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 09:42

D-don't laffet me!

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 11:49

Unbab the moon, loli to issho.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 10:23

Stop it, mum!

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 10:24

Zoophilia? No, I'm afraid that's not my petish.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 14:16

>>316

that sawffly odd, i recall you saying it was.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 20:38

I have a bad case of frugazz after eating too many fruits.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 07:43

Those French bots have such uninspiring names; it's just botune, botdeux, bottrois...

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 09:24

Dem gummint folksh better git off ahr property shoon, 'fore I come out wif mah rifle. Don't dey know it'sh roursh?

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 10:06

It's scary out thir!

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 11:49

>>321
I agree! The outside is doubleplusungud!

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 18:33

I've had it! I'm gonna pack my things and head nowrth!

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 19:01

I'm *ki*nda tired of Captchas

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 09:53

I feel rather ambivalent towards the quein of England.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 15:40

卐卐卐 Lung lave teh furth reitch!! 卐卐卐

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 18:31

*Jo*Jo's Bizarre Adventure!

328 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6898 18:52

I'm feeling a little bit shoy about revealing the truth about me on DQN.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 19:53

>>328 Arrr jim lad, nobody cares.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 00:44

The grapes are vining for the fjords.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 02:12

This captcha is stupid and boring. I'd better rerell to get a better one.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 02:25

After a while, I found that I got bored with unime.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 03:13

I can't even make a joke about my captcha code.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 05:55

>>333
Well exuce me princess!

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 06:00

Why would unudge me if you had nothing to bring to my attention? Who does that?

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 17:58

With this captcha, I have won the thread.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 18:44

You've gun an denitt dis time, son!

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 18:45

Yow!

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 20:03

Would you like to go on a deete with me?

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 20:53

>>339
Only if you promise not to punch me in the jaw again.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 22:09

I bowed to the pretty girl, and took my hataff as a friendly gesture.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 21:53

Sowy, I'm gay.

343 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6901 23:50

I drive my grandma's beick. It's hip to use retro stuff.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 00:42

Pi is exactly 3!

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 22:31

I'm smoking a dank nug!

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 03:47

Sorry, hefe, the senorita's in another hacienda.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 11:56

What's sex?

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 13:19

>>344
Correction: it's actually four.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 18:22

The hell is a blaiyish?

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6906 20:04

Last night, I dreamed that I was soring through the sky without a care in the world.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 19:06

>>347
Why don't you loym down on that bed and I'll show you.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6908 12:28

Posting captchas in this thread is just the status quo. You should try doing something new and exciting!

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 13:58

hi DQN! Is everybody happy?

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 16:33

Deib of the Triffids was a pretty awesome book.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6914 17:58

bo! I'm a ghost.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 03:33

dugose my mind.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 04:27

si Señor, si!

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 12:13

Thousten, we have a problem.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 06:35

This thread is the shizz.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 06:43

sojetion soyuz! ypaaaaaaaaa

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 16:30

Who sells sea shells on the sea shore?

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 01:43

seme.

Yeah, I got nothin'. Pretend I made a yaoi joke that was so wrong that it crossed the line back into being funny again.

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