[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 16:51

I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 11:13

No, no, my car isn't a skoda, it's a skoge... which is kind of like a cheap knock-off skoda, I guess.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 17:20

I have a Skoge Mini which I have to park on the street ever since my landlord decided to deshed the property.

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 23:26

>>415-416 did you both just get the same captcha threre?

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6960 23:36

Call me "El jefe"

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 01:44

Guess I'll just have to dealk with it.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 05:52

Aaaaaauuurgh! I got lice

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 06:58

Shi is a pedophile

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6961 09:26

This is quite the lowzzy captcha.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6962 00:45

>>417

No. I am >>416 and I was playing along with >>415's premise. Why? Do you want to figh about it?

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6963 21:53

I just died in your arms tonight!

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6963 22:59

>>423
That seems like kind of a chep excuse.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6964 15:47

I do not exyist and nor does this post.

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 04:52

inass
Hmm, I really can't think of a way to use this one.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 15:28

Eroge are so last year. These days it's all about exoge!

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6967 11:46

Maix non, monsieur! Mon francais n'est pas trés bon.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 12:17

Bang!

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 12:16

This sentence has eight slawlsables.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 17:18

What? No, all you said was "iod". You forgot to seyine.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 10:00

Yure is the purest form of love.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 16:04

she is ugly and a penis sucker

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 11:42

>>429
Votre chien est kawaii mignon.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 16:25

>>435
[sication needed]

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 12:07

No, I've never been to daghbad.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 15:00

>>436
Sadly, I can't find any sications. You'll have to just take my word for it.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6976 23:51

I find it hard to decodge my own posts.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6977 01:26

This thread is full of a bunch of chowgher-heads! Why don't you grow up!

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6977 10:52

*exithe* stage left, pursued by a bear.
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442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6977 11:26

>>439
Oh come on, it's not exactly thockutt science.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 04:00

It puts the fulotion on its skin or else it gets the fuhose again.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 09:33

Y'all white people are rayciss I can tell you's all tryin' ta incice vi-lence agains us black folk.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 10:54

I could really go for some quiche right now.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 12:57

>>444
"Black" is racist. I refer to African descendants as nour

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6978 18:13

>>439 you know, they call 'em codgers, but I never seen 'em codge.

... what is codgeing, exactly?

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6979 11:21

You've got to be kidding me!

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 01:57

I miss seeing se quoy a trees around.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 09:04

It feels as though I am teetering on the backedge of this thread.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 13:37

I wonder if I'll ever manage to 1cc Perfect Chereen Blossom on Lunatic.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 11:46

I'm waiting for my new cunetion blinds to arrive.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6981 13:29

The capital of Egypt is cairfffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 08:05

Stop hiting me!

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 10:29

I deem this to be a worthy captcha.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 17:16

The oven will decide whether or not our bread dough is rizeable.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6985 17:20

>>454 but how else will i inludge in my sexual fetishes.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 13:13

If I had a dime for every good captcha I saw, I'd be rich by now.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 13:20

Ah, what rair joy this is.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6986 18:11

This entire batch of chemistry equipment is in pints and ounces! Where's the stuff from the SIbatch?

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 16:50

Hey, you! Yes, you, the guy who is reading this. You are a fucking jerkface. Piss off, you flappy cunt.

2mods: sorry, captcha told me to beass

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 17:38

>>461 Hey bro, take a chill pill, you don't have to be such a spazz about it.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 19:18

I hate when losers recite Monty Python skits like that ni one

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 20:20

Rawr! I'm a bear!

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6987 21:45

>>463
First you must find... another shreather!

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 15:55

I wish my last name was something badass, like Sparshitch. You wouldn't mess with a guy called Andrew Sparshitch.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 08:27

Fire in the hule!

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 11:42

Inkruder alert at the quill bank!

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 11:49

What do you think of the wattle and dawpI've built my house out of?

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 12:36

I am simply blown away by this captcha.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 09:37

There is no greater bejotion than that you possess for TouHou, is there?

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 10:29

You'll have exuse my lack of the letter "c" here.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 10:50

>>472
Don't worry, I have a spare one stuck on my cawck.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 12:33

Enough of your nartness, >>473.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 11:41

I am but a baka gaijin.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 13:24

She sills sea shils on the sea shore.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 19:16

Suck muh daick

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 06:00

I scawls at the girls on the bus?

Did I do it right?

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 06:48

I feel like sending >>478 tudotion to drown with the fishes.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 13:31

When I was in secondary school I somehow ended up with the nickname "Bitchtits".

Also my captcha is a swear word hahaha.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 12:19

Truthat, >>475. Truthat.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 13:27

My previous cat would not let me itch it, therefore I must ask: this kitten, is sheitchable?

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 09:05

These clonepas are all so very bright; I may need a pashade to shield my eyes!

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 19:13

I am full of rage!

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 07:25

it don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing. dewup dewup dewup dewup dewup dewup dewup...

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 07:59

So, there was that hoyttish gal. So, I was hitting on her, but when she pulled her panties down there was a humongous dick.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 15:19

you'll need at least 800% more pebetion if you ever want to defeat me.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 10:04

inerf is the newest, hottest product from Nerf! Controlled by iOS it shoots beautifully designed pellets whenever you tap its touch-controlled trigger!
inerf the future of Nerf today!

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 18:07

My, my, what a terrible sidge-uation I've gotten myself into!

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 13:11

This captcha is shit.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 14:33

I just realized that GETting with a tripcode might make me slainable as if I was a public enemy.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 19:18

>>489
Oh my gowdness! What happened‽

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 19:56

How does one denote Euler's number?

Withe.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 01:06

I think I like a good bir, but actually I don't like getting drunk.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 15:02

Make a homage to Youmu. A yomidge.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 05:45

In sumation, there is no need to be upset. QED.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 13:05

Oh my gad!

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 19:02

>>496
Don't you tell me there's no need to be upset! I'll be upset if I WANT to be upset, dammit!

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7006 22:49

>>498
shhh. no tears. only dreams now.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 01:08

GET ye flask!

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 09:13

>>500
You cannot get ye flask; there is a hill in the way.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 11:23

You'd just have to poyr it out later.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 10:46

You have to reblive in yourself!

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 18:45

Two cute girls sharing a scarf is one of the most moé things known to man.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 17:02

You've gone and done it this time!

Kimi've ikued and donemashita kono time!

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 22:40

Contrary to what you think, your dad duscare about you. When he beats you, it's because he CARES, damn it!

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7010 23:34

I'm glad this lame pun thread has died quietly

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 21:47

Your mother beix some damned fine brownies.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 11:07

Why is yacht pronounced as it is? Given the spelling, it seems like it ought to be pronounced yatch.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 08:05

8 bithedge, a marvelous monument of the early Information Age.

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 09:59

Aa so desu ka?

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 11:23

I found a spoghive in my back garden, but there wasn't a single spog inside. I wonder if spogs hibernate elsewhere.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 13:08

Get those things out of my sight!

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7016 12:35

Je m'appelle Andrew-kun. Je suis un doofus.

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