We should start our own Corp.! (20)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 20:08

Organizational diversity and accountability is paramount for long term success and a happy work environment. We're going to synthesize processes and DQN systems that aren't working and synthesize them so you get the partnership you need.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 20:09

We need to leverage synergy and utilize a new paradigm.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 21:21

Consistency and long-term planning will be key factors in our unabridged success.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 22:55

We shall harness the power of synergy and ISO 9000 specifications.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 23:05

Giko-neko; Head of Human Resources

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 23:22

Web 2.0 with AJAX will be the foundation of our cloud-based content delivery platform.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 01:40

Utilizing user-centric Java Enterprise Solutions, our dynamic scalable contracting resources proactively navigate the information highway in order to get you what you want, when you need it.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 03:11

Providing real-time statistics at every crucial junction, our system employs only the utmost standards of performance required in the modern integration of facts and figures.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 22:34

Because we know that you can't manage what you can't measure.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 22:39

Status report! Status report!

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 23:56

Let's form a committee ASAP, to strategize future endeavors and draft our mission statement.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 01:25

The focus group will be gathered here to analyze the samples of the theoretical products.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 04:40

In order to maximize corporate efficiency we must diversify our empoyees' portfolios

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 05:34

Use of agile and lean manufacturing platforms will enhance our throughput, almost doubling production. We'll replace 80% of household VIP with cheaper and more effective dokyuns within one fiscal term.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7322 17:46

We'll be throwing out the old system and starting from the ground up. It will no longer be business as usual. I hope we are all on the same page.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7322 20:08

Vertical integration is key

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7323 17:33

Let's qualitize our paradigm so we don't over inundate with datum

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7323 17:42

We need to begin platformization of our assets immediately if we're going to compete in tomorrows interconnected world!

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7819 11:05

If I EVER saw DQN on grid, I would fucking pod them. No fucking lie. They can CONCORD me, I don't give a shit. I'd still do it. To give them pain would be the greatest pleasure on EVE.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7832 17:41

We need to restructure and replace our centralized, high-bus-factor, ad-hoc culture with industry best practices in order to attain CMMI level 4. You've been selected to lead the committee on establishing internal standards for our procedure documents. I'm expecting your committee to be run according to the standards you're drafting as a trial balloon. I'll still expect daily status at our 2 PM standup, of course.

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