[Turban]The previous poster is from India[Tech support] (37)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 22:07

>>0 Putts curry powder on his food.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 22:35

There is a 75% chance that >>1's surname is "Patel," "Chowdhuri," or "Singh."

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 22:38

>>2 is wearing a turban.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 22:50

We get it.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 00:27

>>4 works at the Kwik-E-Mart

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 06:10

>>5 has a red dot on her forehead.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:03

>>6 has a statue of a cow in his car.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:03

>>7 travels by elephant.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:05

>>8 is in dreamless sleep, illuminated.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:05

>>9 named his penis "Aum" during a game of truth-or-dare six years ago.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:06

>>10 sold his daughter into sexual slavery so that his son could go to college.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:07

>>11 is a prince of Bollywood

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:08

Hello, I'm >>12, and what your problem is tonight?

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:09

>>13 cut his wrists but didn't bleed very much because he was dehydrated.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:10

>>14 just rubbed a lamp and was disappointed when a genie didn't come out.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:42

>>15's parents are disappointed in him for only studying two majors at Oxford.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 21:46

>>16 is offended when Americans mistake him for an Arab.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 16:16

People would rather destroy their computer than talk to >>17 on the phone.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 21:32

>>18 Is more likely to have a baby girl aborted than someone in the following thread http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1300596877/l50

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 20:45

>>19 Has more stuff attached to his truck than any American long haul trucker.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 21:10

>>20 owns a donut shop.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 01:16

>>21 Owns a convenience store, and watches every customer with deep suspicion who walks in.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 02:48

>>22 Owns a convenience store that sells things not seen at a 7-11.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 06:43

>>23 has a long history of battling the FDA for the right to sell the merchandise in his corner store.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 12:49

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26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 01:34

>>25 makes food that gives explosive diarrhea to those not used to it.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 02:16

>>26 is a Naxalite fighting to introduce communist rule across India.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 02:35

>>27 can chant Sanskrit mantras with 100% correct pronunciation.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 05:16

>>28's parents maimed him so that he could become a successful beggar.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 17:48

>>29 is fluent in four languages. He can also communicate fairly well in English.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 04:14

>>30 addresses all of his casual acquaintances as "my dear friend"

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 15:11

>>31 Makes a smokeless tobacco that is different from what you would find in the USA or Sweden.

33 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7558 00:54

You can have anything in >>32's store, so long as you have enough Rupees.

34 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7558 01:10

>>33 eats lots of things with "masala" in the name.

35 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7558 01:27

>>34 had nothing to do with the invention of curry.

36 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7558 02:46

The only English word that >>35 knows is "Reboot"

37 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7565 19:27

>>36 Has an environmental science degree, but still feels the need to bathe in the Ganges river.

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