You know those space probes that get sent out... (34)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 20:27

And they let people pay to put their names or other names on them? I think Jean-Luc Picard was on one.
Well next time something like that happens we should all place bids to have something put on it, maybe one of us Dokyuns will get in.
But, what will we have written on the probe?
Keep in mind, a bajillion years from now aliens will find this shit floating through space. We're getting a chance to represent the humans of Channel4 here. Don't fuck this up.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 20:36

2GET

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 21:15

Hi, everybody. I am >>1's cell phone. Nice to meet you.
I am writing this message via Imode.
My owner did a stupid thing again. He has actually arranged to put this entire thread on a space probe.
I have to apologize to you guys for him. I really mean it.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 21:27

>>3
Shut up, my Nokia X2-01!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 21:37

the "excuse me may i pass through here" AA

that's really all we need to say. if properly decoded by aliens, imagine how much further they might decide to send it!

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 23:23

>>5
I think you're really on to something here.
I'd also like to attach a MIDI-to-text converted version of ヴォヤージュ1969 and U.N.オーエンは彼女なのか?, to further the glory of Touhou throughout the universe.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 18:31

(Guys shut up about Touhou if they figure out what it is they'll just come over the Earth and blow us up.)

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 18:35

NUMA NUMA DRAGON ISTEL IEA

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 18:38

>>7
I can imagine the Aliens trying to play 2hu. What if the asked us to a game of 2hu and our player lost Earth gets blown up?

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 19:13

>>9
Don't worry, I can beat every 2hu game on Lunatic, blindfolded. With one hand.

I wonder wch 2hu aln fuq.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 19:29

How do I post on Alien 2ch without a space proxy?

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 21:02

FUCK OFF HYBRID ALIEN

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 20:31

every time I read about space probes I think about Uranus jokes.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 13:54

>>1
I am personally in favor of "previous poster is a panda."

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 14:55

>>14
I'm having visions of a large fleet manned by superintelligent panda aliens interpreting that line as an SOS.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 15:22

I think it would be hilarious if that probe ever made it to an extra solar planet, only to collide with its inhabitants' first manned space capsule, sending both of them hurtling through the atmosphere and crashing in a fiery ball.
Then, when researchers look through the debris, they will find a heat-warped and fragmented bronze plaque bearing the legend WE COME IN PEACE.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 20:33

>>14 haha pretty good

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 02:25

HELP LET ME OUT IT'S SO COLD HELP OH GOD SOMEBODY HELP ME LET ME OUT

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 06:27

big fat butt

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 09:30

How about a short collection of the most fundamental laws of physics humanity has discovered so far, followed by "The one who discovered these laws is a panda"?

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 15:40

>>20
GOD your SO DUMB. What would the aliens think if they saw that?

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 15:52

>>21
They would hopefully gain a healthy respect for their panda overlords, and once they find out that pandas went extinct in the 21st century, it might fuel a xenoarchaeology craze in order to figure out what could possibly have wiped out such an obviously immensely intelligent and advanced species.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 19:48

(guys stop saying stupid things the aliens can read this!!)

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 21:48

>>21

> GOD your SO DUMB
> your

ಠ_ಠ

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 22:31

>>24
I think it was an ironic post.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 22:42

>>25
It was a dumb post. This isn't up to par with old DQN.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 23:52

As if DQN was ever not dumb. Isn't that the point?

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 00:03

>>27
There is a difference between amusing dumb and just-plain-stupid dumb. Kind of like the difference between a low-budget movie whose cheesy special effects make it hilarious and a big-name Hollywood production whose failed CGI effects and giant plot holes break suspension of disbelief in what would otherwise have been a half-decent film.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 00:22

back in the old earth days, things were exactly the same, but also better

-- hipsters

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 02:07

Is alien indie or alien hollywood flicks better?

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 07:26

SO DUMB

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 23:00

>>30 Who cares? They all end up focusing on gay cowboys eating pudding.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 23:31

Aliens are SO DUMB GOD

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 23:01

SO GOD

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