[Quality] ITT the previous poster finds it difficult to poop (41)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 16:49

>>0 has no anus.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 17:13

>>1 has a spastic colon

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 17:29

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>>2 eats nothing but cheese pizzas all day.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 17:35

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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and why are you looking at me that way, >>2?
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5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 17:40

u only live once thats the motto wearin polo snapbacks hat always ready for a photo

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 18:19

>>5 tried shitting while being anally fucked

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 18:23

>>6 got permanent psychosomatic scars from reading Kusomiso Technique. His anus has been an innie ever since.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 18:58

>>7 is constipated.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 20:52

>>8 has no butt

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 22:19

>>9 the shit in his asshole is 3x wider than his asshole, and is as hard as a rock.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 03:03

>>10 Tried to get the E.F.S.M. world record. Unfortunately, he is having trouble with the first rule "If you cannot crap out the crap, it is not really a crap."

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 13:25

>>11 first thought "E.F.S.M." stood for the Electronic Flying Spaghetti Monster that he never got back out of his rectum and is now blocking everything else.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 14:44

>>12 Used to have explosive diarrhea, so he took and entire package of anti-diarrhea pills until his shit became rock hard.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 14:48

>>13 has an opioid addiction, which makes him defecate small, rock-hard pebbles.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 02:44

>>14 Tried to give himself an enema, but his anus would shut tightly any time he tried to insert the enema.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 03:46

>>15's Master forgot to remove the buttplug.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 14:34

( ・ω・) ...

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 22:59

>>17 Needs a newspaper or book to shit, and. can't find one.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 23:31

>>18 has been eating Kraft Dinner and Wonder bread for a month, and is beginning to regret it.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 00:44

>>19 had 2 bowls of Peanut Butter Crunch for breakfast, lunch and dinner for three days in a row and may require surgery to pass that brick.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 01:34

>>20 Took a concrete enema

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 07:28

>>21 Tried to have gay sex with a zombie but its rotting dick broke off and is now lodged in his poop chute.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 13:32

>>22 Has IBS-C and has no medicine that works.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 13:55

>>23 Suffers from an anal fissure, not sure how it happened.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 20:43

>>24 farted really loud, and a little bit of poop showed up, but then it went back.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 01:18

>>25 now understands why you have to eat your vegetables.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 20:12

>>26 Under the moon kuso to issho

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 08:07

>>27 is a dinosaur fossil full of petrified dino-poo.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7503 18:25

>>28 Developed paralysis in his anus only.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7504 14:02

>>29 needed to go to ER because he inserted a household object up his bum and it wouldn't come out again.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 19:08

>>30 Impersonates Elvis in every way.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 19:30

>>31 is the baboon that stitched himself shut mentioned in The Ear, The Eye and The Arm.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7515 00:05

>>32 Accidentally sat on liquid nitrogen, and it froze his butt crack shut.

34 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7529 03:40

>>33 took some DQN-kun's advice and tried to laminate his colon. It didn't go well.

35 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7529 16:03

>>34 is just kinda constipated and that bothers him.

36 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7529 21:10

>>35 Lost his butt in the war.

37 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7529 22:04

>>36 is so angry about state of affairs in general that he clenches his pooper with the force of a thousand suns.

38 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7530 05:20

>>37's anus is tighter than a Jew's wallet.

39 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7530 16:00

>>38 can't stop thinking about hidden cameras in toilets.

40 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7540 21:39

>>39 Clicked the yes button on the user agreement, not noticing that experiments on his anus were permitted by clicking yes.

41 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7541 10:29

>>40 was born arse to arse with his siamese brother and has to poop into him first.

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