[EPIC] Becoming a MAN [999] (19)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 07:20

ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ I'm on my way to becoming a MAN. What is the first thing I should do?

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 07:40

You should allow me to...
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3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 08:48

( ´ω`) Whatever it is that you have in mind, use a condom please.

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4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 12:12


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5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 12:44

Listen to this song for inspiration:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 13:10

PREPARE THE BAR MITZVAH DARK RITUAL

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 13:42

The first thing to do is 10GET, it all goes to hell from there.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 19:46

Let's go smoking together or something >>1-san. I just turned 18 on the first, we can enjoy being new men together.

9 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6923 00:04

I hope you are prepared for your 10GET, boy. Go for it!

10 Name: ( ・-・) : 1993-09-6923 02:12

( ・-・) I'm stealing the 10GET and I don't even give a damn.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 06:16

Inorde rto become a men, you must first become a boy.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 14:01

Go on a mans epic journey to fund himself.swf

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 04:45

Be a man, then realize deep down you are actually a woman.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 21:11

>>13
Then create a tumblr and complain about how misunderstood you are!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 16:10

Buy a chainsaw and use it to kill as many zombies as possible. Cutting down a large number of trees is great as well.

16 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6931 17:05

Grow a classy beard.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 17:17

Shave said beard afterwards with >>15 chainsaw and sew your future waifu's wedding dress. Even better, make your underwear with it, since it's probably the only ornament you're wearing. Then you can go to techno parties and party rock!

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 18:15

Get married immediately, father several children that you love with all your heart, suffer through your wife cheating on you, divorcing you, and you having to pay her alimony and child support for the next twenty years while she uses the court system to keep you from seeing your kids ever again.

Or, you know, go your own way and actually enjoy life.

19 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6931 21:35

I actually thought this thread had 999 posts when I saw it lol

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