[SCARY] DQN Mad Lib [PART VII] [CREEPY EDITION] (22)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 22:34

>>2 Adjective
>>3 Verb
>>4 Noun
>>5 Adverb
>>6 Place name
>>7 Body part
>>8 Adjective
>>9 Animal
>>10 Verb
>>11 Liquid
>>12 Bodily process (verb)
>>13 Kitchen appliance
>>14 Monster
>>15 Verb
>>16 Adjective
>>17 Piece of industrial equipment
>>18 Expletive
>>19 Alcholoic beverage
>>20 Object immediately to your right as you are reading this

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 23:06

flabby

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 23:21

dance

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 23:31

vampire teeth

5 Name: : 1993-09-7000 23:35

incestialy

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7000 23:35

@ _ @Ώ
(@߁Νί)œc slow pai ! slow pai !
@Όœc

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 02:20

head

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 04:05

discombobulated

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 05:10

crow

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 06:27

violate

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 06:37

Snapple

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 08:26

@ _ @Ώ
(@߁Νί)œc Onanism! Onanism!
@Όœc

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 08:44

waffle iron

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 10:14

Noseybonk

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7001 12:15

kiss

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 16:12

sparingly

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 16:37

lathe

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 16:58

Semite

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 18:23

strawberry sake

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 19:19

Nitrogen.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 19:36

I'd had a long week and, after a generous glass of strawberry sake, I rolled into bed trying not to think too hard about anything. A few hours later I awoke with a start, in absolute darkness. My heart was racing and I felt like I was about to onanism! onanism!.

Head pounding, I danced out of bed and went down to the kitchen. My waffle iron was flabby, which was a little odd, but I didn't think anything of it. It was only after a minute or so that I noticed it - my front door was open. What the Semite? I didn't leave it like that!

On closer inspection, it was obvious that something had forced it open. The lock was completely smashed, and the hinges had been torn clean out of the wall. A chill crept down my head. I fled back to my bedroom. I couldn't deal with this, not now. I cast a glance across my room, with its comfortingly familiar items - my bookshelves, my vampire teeth, and of course that Nitrogen I got from slow pai ! slow pai !. In the half-light, however, they just seemed discombobulated. Incestialy, I studied my surroundings again. I wasn't going to allow anything to sneak up on me.

And then things started to get sparingly. The lights went out, Snapple began to seep out of the walls, and there was an ungodly noise from outside - it sounded like an crow being kissed by a lathe.

I looked at my wardrobe. The doors shook - once, twice, three times; as though the devil himself was trying to tear them down - and shattered. I violated.

And then a Noseybonk popped out.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 19:44

>>16 you idiot

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