[Fun] ITT we have fake Roman names [Wordplay] [Asterix] (37)

1 Name: Pompous Doofus : 1993-09-7044 13:06

It's easy! Pick two English words that end in -us and use those for your name field.

2 Name: Biggus Dickus : 1993-09-7044 14:50

Just getting this out the way.

Also, 2 GET.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 15:05

Sqeeksus.

4 Name: Cutius Pantsus : 1993-09-7044 16:01

,' 3

5 Name: Scrotumus Maximus : 1993-09-7044 16:33

( `・ω・´)

6 Name: Abacus Ambidextrous : 1993-09-7044 17:38

>>2,4,5
I think you're missing what >>1-san was getting at. But that's okay!

7 Name: Octopus Cactus : 1993-09-7044 18:01

Best I could come up with.

8 Name: Census Bus : 1993-09-7044 18:17

checkout my breastplate yo it gots abs

9 Name: Thus Calculus : 1993-09-7044 20:24

Ave, Caesar, morituri te salutant!

10 Name: Anus Pus : 1993-09-7044 20:25

>>6
Ohhhhh okay

11 Name: Phallus Fistulous : 1993-09-7044 20:52

>>6
I see.

12 Name: Odoriferous Asparagus : 1993-09-7044 22:09

Veni, vidi, vici

13 Name: MARIO : 1993-09-7045 01:55

IT'SA ME

14 Name: Feles Espeonius : 1993-09-7045 10:19

Acta est fabula, plaudite.

15 Name: Hilarious Nimbus : 1993-09-7045 10:39

LOL I R CLOUD

16 Name: Darius Gradius : 1993-09-7045 17:08

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) STGs!

17 Name: Viddius Gamius : 1993-09-7045 18:04

HSG, I did something I'm not too proud of. Earlier today at the
pharmacy, there was a really great sale on this cheap shampoo, so I
decided I was going to buy a container. However, as I was about to
take one and head to the cashier, I saw a rather large group of green
shampoo containers. The soap inside was nearly the exact same color as
sopor slime. I have this fantasy about being a troll for a day, and
that fantasy includes sleeping in a recuperacoon. In a fit of
desperation to fulfill my dream, i bought all the tubes of green
shampoo. The cashier gave me a very strange look and I began to regret
my decision, but the deed was done. I sped home and then took the
shampoo up to my bathroom. I emptied all the bottles into my bathtub,
being sure to plug it up first. I threw the empty bottles out,
stripped naked, and eased myself into the tub. It wasn't completely
filled up with the slime, but it smelled amazing, like green tea
almost. I stayed in there for what seemed like forever, just thinking
about being a troll. I even masturbated in the fake sopor, pretending
my dick was a bone bulge. It was only when I went to get out of the
tub that I realized what I had done. How was I going to rinse all this
soap off my body? How was I going to wash it out of the bathtub? I'm
writing this still half covered in the stuff. Help, HSG

18 Name: Posthumous Consensus : 1993-09-7046 01:21

We really ought to have euthanised those children when we had the chance!

19 Name: Mucus Rectus : 1993-09-7046 02:31

It aught to be the right of those k-4th graders to hold guns so they could have returned fire.

20 Name: Bonus Fungus : 1993-09-7048 17:05

Make my Mario grow

21 Name: Pinus Anonymous : 1993-09-7048 18:51

PINUS PINUS PINUS PINUS PINUS PINUS PINUS

22 Name: Bogus Hummus : 1993-09-7048 22:16

Shhh. Don't tell the Jews.

23 Name: Callous Walrus : 1993-09-7049 03:45

See these tusks? Yeah, don't fuck with these tusks.

24 Name: Heinus Anus : 1993-09-7050 18:04

This is a crappy thread.

25 Name: Monstrous Fetus : 1993-09-7050 19:09

I will devour your soul.

26 Name: Trollus Maximus : 1993-09-7051 00:07

I disagree with the prior post, and also with the following post.

27 Name: Jesus Christus : 1993-09-7051 00:27

Peace out, bros.

28 Name: Baku Kio : 1993-09-8562 17:21

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

29 Name: Bogus Hocus : 1993-09-8563 00:05

And for my next trick, I'm going to make this thread go to the top!

30 Name: Bungus Humongous : 1993-09-8563 01:19

How about that Caesar guy, huh?

31 Name: Hungarius Thirstus : 1993-09-8564 00:11

Dude makes a hell of a salad, let me tell you!

32 Name: Dingus Erogenous : 1993-09-8564 00:52

would you like some making fuck

33 Name: Peenus Gaynus : 1993-09-8564 11:23

Shall we do it?

34 Name: Epicurus Failurus : 1993-09-8564 11:45

Haha, posting in a historical thread!

35 Name: Cattus Maximus : 1993-09-8564 16:12

nyaaa

36 Name: Phinneas Ferbus : 1993-09-8565 14:24

Summer time is a great time for epic science experiments.

37 Name: Shikius Ichinosus : 1993-09-8565 19:55

>>36
Any time is a good time for experiments.

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