My beloved >>0, I can scarcely even put into words how much I adore you.
I don't care what anyone else says >>1, I think you're pretty cool.
>>2-san, you make me happier than any amount of mittens ever could.
>>3-san, I want you to tell me everything you want from life, and I will help you get there.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put >>4 and me together.
>>8 I adore your flabby belly that makes all the other chubby chasers jealous of me.
I go to sleep thinking about you >>10, I dream about you every night, I wake up every day with you in my mind and for the rest of the day I don't think of anything else
Gentle dokyun, sweet >>11. I don't know who you are but I will learn to astral travel through the internet so I can follow the packets to their source and give you a long, awkward bear hug.
>>13, seeing your full-width exclamation marks fills the width of my heart with joy.
>>14, your clever wordplay regarding fullwidths made me erect.
>>15, I will always give you the warmest of embraces, without hesitation, in spite of your inappropriate erections.
>>18 is so beautiful, they should've sent a poet. But they sent me instead, and all the poets are sooo jealous.
>>22 you're the one, you still turn me on, you can make me whole again
>>23 you're ugly, i'm desperate. That may not be your definition of love, but it's good enough for me.
I gave her a slight [i]unudge[/i] to get her attention
>>26 damn it, forgot captcha, then my phone put the text in the wrong box AND I used bbcode out of habit. Apologies!
>>30 roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia all my base are belong to you.
>>32
You are my sun and stars! Thank you for illuminating my life.
>>36
You are the most beautiful panda I have ever laid eyes upon.
>>37 You're picture perfect beyond discussion, no repercussions.
>>38 Are you a chicken cemetery? 'Cause I'd like to bury my cock in you, if you catch my drift.
You make me see much more color in the world!
You make my heart beat like a drum!
Dum, dum, dum!
Dum, dum, dum!