( ˃ D˂) 1001 ANGRY POSTS!
( ˃ D˂) INTERROBANGS ARE STUPID!
( ˃ D˂) THIS IS ANGRY THINGS, NOT HATRED THINGS! SHUT UP YOU GUYS
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT ANIME "PEDOPHILES" WHEN NO SUCH THING EXISTS
( ˃ D˂) THE AMERICAN SPELLING OF "PÆDOPHILE"
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE ADVOCATING ARCHAIC SPELLINGS TO APPEAR ERUDITE
( ˃ D˂) INTERROBANGS ARE REALLY STUPID! FOR REAL!
( ˃ D˂) BRING BACK ÞE LETTER ÞORN!
( ˃ D˂) I WANT PANCAKES!
( ˃ D˂) THOSE STUPID TOILET PAPER DISPENSERS THAT HAVE THE LITTLE HOLE IN THE MIDDLE!
( ˃ D˂) FUCK YOU SMALL-TIME ARTICLE MILL EDITORS QUIBBLING OVER A SINGLE COMMA AND STUPID WORD CHOICE BULLSHIT! I'LL SHOVE MY COMMAS UP YOUR STUPID FAT ASSES!
( ˃ D˂) FUCK WORKING. I JUST WANT TO RELAX FOR ONE GOD DAMN MINUTE!
( ˃ D˂) FUCK FUCKING!
>>28
( ˃ D˂) FUCK TRANNIES? BUT THEY ALMOST ALL LOOK JUST LIKE MEN IN DRESSES!
( E-E) Really, that situation you described just sounds like it would be intensely uncomfortable for both people involved.
( ˃ D˂) ENOUGH OF FUCK ALREADY!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO THINK LIKING ANAL SEX = GAY!
( ˃ D˂) FUCK OFF, POWER CUTS! I'M TRYING TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES HERE!
(^^) Tee hee hee, I read >>35 as "power cunts" the first time.
( ˃ D˂) NO SPACING BETWEEN THE END OF THREADS AND THE NEXT THREAD!
IT'S TOO HARD TO COPY-PASTE THE ANGRY FACE ON A PHONE!!
( ˃ D˂) WHERE DID MY SLEEPINESS GO WHEN I NEED IT?!
( ˃ D˂) THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GUI API THAT ISN'T SO HORRIBLE IT MAKES ME WANT TO RUN OFF AND JOIN A MONASTERY WITH A VOW OF SILENCE AND NO TECHNOLOGY
( ˃ D˂) WHY IS DEBIAN SO MUCH SHITTIER THAN MY LFS INSTALL? IT ISN'T WORKING.
( ˃ D˂) SCI-FI SETTINGS THAT SPAN MULTIPLE GALAXIES!
( ˃ D˂) WAS A WHOLE FUCKING GALAXY REALLY NOT ENOUGH?!
( ˃ D˂) I'VE MISERABLY FAILED TO GET A REALLY RAD DEGREE A FEW TIMES! STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM OR I MIGHT HAVE TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP!
( ˃ D˂) IN MODERN LIFE, DEGREES ARE MOSTLY IRRELEVANT TO YOUR LINE OF WORK, SO IT IS ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING ONE! AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANY DURING MY ATTEMPTS!
>>43
( ˃ D˂) YOU SHOULDN'T BE USING DEBIAN ANYWAY UNLESS YOU'RE TRYING TO RUN A WEB SERVER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
( ˃ D˂) >>49 I WISH I WASN'T SETTING UP A COMPUTER FOR SOMEONE WHO KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS
( ˃ D˂) CAN THE POPULAR COMMERCIAL OPERATING SYSTEMS PLEASE STOP MAKING SHIT MORE AND MORE CLOSED?
( ˃ D˂) UBUNTU PHONES HOME TO CANONICAL
>>52
( ˃ D˂) WHY WOULD YOU PICK UBUNTU OVER MINT WHEN MINT IS BASICALLY AN UN-SHITTIFIED VERSION OF UBUNTU‽
( ˃ D˂) WHY DOES NO ONE USE PLAN9 FROM GENTOO?
( ˃ D˂) PLAN 9 NEVER CAUGHT ON!
( ˃ D˂) RIO IS DIFFICULT TO USE BUT WITH SOME DEVELOPMENT IT COULD BE A GREAT UI!
( ˃ D˂) THERE WILL NEVER BE DEVELOPMENT ON RIO!
( ˃ D˂) LINUX SUCKS AND WILL NEVER BE MAINSTREAM SO GIVE IT UP ALREADY YOU FAGGOTS!
>>59
( ˃ D˂) WHAT YOU'RE REFERING TO AS LINUX, IS IN FACT, GNU/LINUX, OR AS I'VE RECENTLY TAKEN TO CALLING IT, GNU PLUS LINUX!
( ˃ D˂) THE TRUTH SHALL NOT BE SAGED!!!
( ˃ D˂) ENTROPY DOESN'T ACCOUNT FOR A CLEAN LIVING ROOM GOING TO HELL IN TWO DAYS. THIS WAS A CONCERTED EFFORT TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME.
>>60
( ˃ D˂) RICHARD STALLMAN'S ASSHATTERY IS THE PRIMARY REASON THE FREE SOFTWARE MOVEMENT ISN'T TAKEN SERIOUSLY!
( ˃ D˂) GNU NOT USABLE!
( ˃ D˂) ALL I WANT IS TO BE A SHRINE MAIDEN! IS THAT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK‽
( ˃ D˂) A BULLSHIT IE EXPLORER ADD ON INSTALLED ITSELF ON MY PC AND I NEEDED TO REFORMAT!
( ˃ D˂) LITTLE STUDENT CUNTS, NO RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S POSSESSIONS
( ˃ D˂) WEE FANNIES!
( ˃ D˂) RRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
( ˃ D˂) I'M FUCKIN RAGING!!!
>>68-71, what did they do? They occupied your lawn and claimed that you oppress them, didn't they?
( ˃ D˂) I'M PROCRASTINATING!
( ˃ D˂) Me too!
( ˃ D˂) PROCRASTINAHAYSHUN IS MAKING ME WAIT
( ˃ D˂) ME THREE AND I MADE PEOPLE WAIT FOR ME FOR WEEKS. IT'S KINDA REALLY SHAMEFUL AND UPSETTING!
( ˃ D˂) MY HOUSEMATE IS TAKING A HALF-HOUR SHOWER AND I'M SUPPOSED TO LEAVE TO GO TO CLASS SOON BUT I NEED A BIG POO
( ˃ D˂) THE CAT HORKING UP A HAIRBALL DIRECTLY ON THE MIDDLE OF MY BED!
( ˃ D˂) REAL GIRLS DON'T WEAR FRILLY DRESSES OR HAVE TEA PARTIES AT ALL! I COULD DO A BETTER JOB OF BEING A GIRL THAN THEM!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE CALLING DUBSTEP "DUB"
( ˃ D˂) DUBSTEP'S MASSIVE INCREASE IN POPULARITY MEANING ANYONE MENTIONING "DUB", MY FIRST THOUGHT IS "DOES HE MEAN ACTUAL DUB OR IS HE USING "DUB" AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR "DUBSTEP"?
( ˃ D˂) IT'S LIKE CALLING, UM, INDUSTRIAL "INDIE", OR PROGRESSIVE HOUSE "PROG", OR SOMETHING, THEY'RE ALREADY EXISTING TERMS FOR QUITE DIFFERENT THINGS!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE'S IGNORANCE TO MUSIC SUBGENRES GETTING ME AGGRAVATED BEFORE I GO TO BED!
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING DOG WAKING ME UP AT 6AM!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE THINKING I MEAN DUBSTEP WHEN I SAY DUB
( ˃ D˂) I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP BUT I ALSO WANT TO READ!
( ˃ D˂) WHY DO PEOPLE CARE ABOUT BLOOMING JAPANESE CHERRY TREES?! THERE WAS THAT TERRIBLY HUGE QUEUE IN JAPANESE GARDEN TODAY, SO I COULDN'T GET IN!
It was incredibly irritating.
( ˃ D˂) THERE WAS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WEARING KIMONOS, BUT THERE WASN'T EVEN A SINGLE JAPANESE PERSON AMONG THEM! THEY LACKED DEDICATION TO WAIT IN QUEUE, SO THEY JUST SAT ON THE GRASS OUTSIDE! WHAT WAS THE POINT?!
All I want was just a single nice-looking petal for my herbarium...
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO INSIST THEIR INTERNET HANDLE USES SOME NON-STANDARD CASE RULES!
( ˃ D˂) HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHOUT AT moot IF moot IS ALWAYS LOWERCASE?!
( ˃ D˂) ONE DAY I'M GOING TO COME UP WITH A USERNAME THAT IS A COMMON WORD LIKE "DOG", BUT INSIST PEOPLE PRONOUNCE IT "DOYJE" AND INSERT VARIOUS NON-VISIBLE CHARACTERS BETWEEN EACH LETTER!
( ˃ D˂) BETTER YET, >>94, MAKE IT SOMETHING RETARDED LIKE ALL COLOURED PEOPLE, BLACK PEOPLE OR AFRICAN-AMERICANS (WHICHEVER OF THESE PHRASES IS POLITE AT THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT) "SINGERS" AND "MUSICIANS" DO! FOR EXAMPLE, "WILL.I.AM" INSTEAD OF "WILLIAM", AND HE INSISTS ON BEING CALLED "WILL I AM".
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING IRS SCANDALS AND BENGHAZI SCANDAL AND WHATEVER ELSE MAY HAVE SURFACED IN THE LAST FEW MINUTES SCANDAL HAVE SHAKEN MY NORMALLY UNSWERVING FAITH IN THE INNATE GOODNESS OF CENTRALIZED BUREAUCRACY!
( ˃ D˂) THE ONLY GIRLS WHO WANT TO DANCE WITH ME ARE FAT CHICKS!!!
( ˃ D˂) I KEEP BEATING MYSELF UP AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!
( ˃ D˂) DAMN IT! WHY CAN'T AUDIO OVER STREAM BE A FLAC QUALITY? I CAN HEAR HOW LIMITED IT IS!
( ˃ D˂) STUPID HANGOUTS PLUGIN IS CRASHING MY CHROME TIME AND TIME AGAIN!
( ˃ D˂) SOME ASSHOLE WAS DRIFTING NEAR MY HOUSE AT 6 AM IN WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN A TUNED LADA RIVA FOR ALL I CARE! FUCKING JOKE, GO CRASH!
( ˃ D˂) BUT IT IS NOT ENOUGH THAT NO ANCIENT GREEK ARISES FROM THE DEAD TO ENLIGHTEN US UPON THE NATURE OF HIS MUSIC!
( ˃ D˂) NO IT WOULD ALMOST SEEM AS IF THE DEAD OF MORE THAN A THOUSAND YEARS HAD EVEN PLOTTED TOGETHER TO THICKEN THE VEIL OF CONCEALMENT STILL MORE!
( ˃ D˂) FOR EVEN THE HISTORICAL NOTICES WHICH THE ANCIENT WRITERS HAVE LEFT US OF THE MUSIC OF THEIR AGE ARE ALMOST ALL IN THE HIGHEST DEGREE UNINTELLIGIBLE OFTEN CONTRADICTORY YES EVEN DEMONSTRABLY ERRONEOUS UNTRUE AND CONTRARY TO NATURE WHEN THEY ARE NOT EVEN DIRECTLY FALSE AS E.G. THE STORY OF THE HAMMERS AND STRINGS OF PYTHAGORAS FIRST UNMASKED BY GALILEI AS ALSO BY CHLADNI WHICH STORY IS HANDED DOWN TO US BY NICHOMACHUS GEROSENSUS JAMBLICUS AND GAUDENTIUS MACROBIUS AND BOETIUS AS A SOBER MATTER OF FACT ALSO THE STORY OF THE YOUTH OF TAUROMENOS WHO WAS THROWN INTO A RAGE BY THE SOUND OF A PHRYGIAN FLUTE-MELODY AND WOULD EVEN SET FIRE TO THE HOUSE OF HIS RIVAL BUT FROM WHICH PYTHAGORAS EASILY KEPT HIM BY A MUSICAL ARTIFICE NAMELY BY CALLING TO THE FLUTE-PLAYER TO PLAY ONLY IN QUICK SPONDAIC MEASURE WHICH SPONDAIC BLOWING IMMEDIATELY CHANGED THE FEELINGS OF THE INCENDIARY TO SUCH A DEGREE THAT HE REPENTANTLY SNEAKED AWAY TO HIS HOME WITHOUT DOING ANY THING FARTHER OR THE STORY OF THE MUSICAL PERFORMANCES IN SOLOMON'S TEMPLE BY A COURT CHAPEL-RETINUE OF NOT MORE THAN FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY THOUSAND MUSICIANS OF WHOM ALONE TWENTY THOUSAND WERE TRUMPETERS\\\&C.
( ˃ D˂) I DAMAGED MY FLOOR MAT WHEN I PUT IT IN THE WASHING MACHINE! THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN TO OTHER PEOPLE WHO DID THE SAME THING! WTF?!
( ˃ D˂) AMNESIA: A MACHINE FOR PIGS HAS BEEN DELAYED YET AGAIN!
( ˃ D˂) I'M BORED OF EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE!
( ˃ D˂) I'M BORED TOO, >>107! AND IT FEELS LIKE I'M BORED OF EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE! BUT I KNOW THAT'S FALSE! I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS I COULD BE DOING! I SURROUNDED MYSELF WITH THINGS I COULD DO, BUT I CAN'T MUSTER UP THE WILLPOWER TO MASTER ANY OF THEM!
( ˃ D˂) I HATE THE SITCOM FRIENDS AND I HATE HOW IT'S MADE "PHD" MEAN "PRETTY HUGE DICK" TO ME!
( ˃ D˂) I AM AFRAID TO BUY A TICKET TO A MOVIE BECAUSE AFTER AVATAR I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO BELIEVE THAT THERE WILL BE A CREATIVE PLOT AND THEME IN A MOVIE! ALL I SAW WAS FANCY GRAPHICS COVERING UP A TYPICAL STORY OF SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT!
>>111 ( ˃ D˂) I HATED THAT SO MANY PEOPLE HAILED THIS MOVIE AS GREAT! SURE IT WAS OKAY, BUT I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN IT WAS CALLED DANCES WITH WOLVES!
( ˃ D˂) JAY NAYLOR'S CONTINUED EXISTENCE
( ˃ D˂) WHY PEOPLE ARE HATING ON POOR ARTISTS AS IF THEY WANT THEM TO BE BEGGARS‼ THEY ARE SENSITIVE HUMAN BEINGS, YOU KNOW!
( ˃ D˂) WHY DID YOU EVEN BOTHER COUGHING UP THAT DUNGHILL OF A BLOG POST CRYING, AND SOBBING, AND BEGGING FOR SUPPORT OVER WHATEVER YOUR LITTLE MIND FINDS OFFENSIVE ON-LINE IF YOU CAN'T EVEN SHOW EVEN A LITTLE RESPECT FOR YOUR READERS, AND BEGIN CERTAIN WORDS WITH CAPITAL LETTERS, AND USE FULL STOPS INSTEAD OF LINE BREAKS, AND NEVER, EVER CENTRE YOUR TEXT UNLESS IT IS DARK, BROODING POETRY?!
( ˃ D˂) I'VE SEEN YOU CAPITALIZING THAT "I" OVER THERE, YOU LITTLE COCK, I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU APART IF YOU DON'T START PRESSING THE SHIFT KEY THIS VERY MINUTE!
( ˃ D˂) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH‼‼
( ˃ D˂) FORMULA 1 WILL BE BROADCAST VERY LATE AT NIGHT!
( ˃ D˂) HAVING THE SHITS ALL DAY!
( ˃ D˂) THE NEW GUNDAM SERIES IS JUST ANOTHER GUNPLA BUILDERS
( ˃ D˂) YOU LAZY FUCKING CUNTS WORK GOD DAMN YOU WORK WHO GIVES A FUCK IF YOU'RE PREGNANT SURELY THAT DOESN'T INHIBIT YOUR ABILITY TO PUT AWAY PIECES OF PAPER BY NUMERICAL ORDER IF THERE WERE NO CONSEQUENCES I'D RIP THE FETUS FROM YOUR FETID WOMB AND NIBBLE ITS DELECTABLE LIMBS
AS FOR THE OTHER LAZY TITWITCHES FUCK YOU JUST FUCK YOU
F U C K Y O U
( ˃ D˂) BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES, >>121? WHY SO MANY PEOPLE ALLOW THEMSELVES TO BE MANIPULATED BY OTHERS BECAUSE THEY FEAR THAT THERE MIGHT BE CONSEQUENCES?
( ˃ D˂) ATTRACTING THE WORM!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE TELLING PEOPLE WHO CAN'T FIND A JOB TO GET A JOB WHEN THERE ARE NO JOBS!
>>124
( ˃ D˂) IT'S WORSE, THOSE PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY STOLEN A JOB FROM YOU AND ARE SQUANDERING THE MONEY THEY MAKE ON WORTHLESS THINGS
( ˃ D˂) TRYING THREE TIMES TO REGISTER FOR AN EXCLUSIVE WEBSITE ONLY TO BE FOILED BY MY SHITTY INTERNET OR THEIR SHITTY SERVERS THREE TIMES IN A ROW. I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF YOUR AWFUL SECRET CLUB ANYWAY YOU DAMN DIRTY HIPPIES.
( ˃ D˂) IF HAVING EARS FULL OF EAR WAX IS NATURAL AND HEALTHY, WHY DOES IT ITCH SO MUCH?
( ˃ D˂) WHY CAN'T I JUST SHOVE BOOKS STRAIGHT INTO MY BRAIN
( ˃ D˂) I WANTED TO BECOME PRINCE ANIME, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED A GUY FROM COMMENTS ON SQUEEKS'S YOUTUBE VIDEOS! I FEEL UNABLE TO CONCEIVE ANYTHING ORIGINAL!!
( ˃ D˂) "Sorry for the interruption. We have been receiving a large volume of requests from your network. To continue with your YouTube experience, please enter the verification code below."
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING YOUTUBE COMBINED TWO FUCKING CONTROLS INTO ONE WITH A FUCKING SUBMENU. THAT FUCKING BLACK CONTROL PANEL WAS ALMOST EMPTY ANYWAY. I DON'T OPEN FUCKING YOUTUBE ON FULLSCREEN, BUT I ALWAYS HAVE TO SELECT FUCKING HD QUALITY MANUALLY BECAUSE THERE IS NO OPTION "ALWAYS HD" IN THE FUCKING OPTIONS. THANKS FOR MAKING IT MORE ANNOYING, IDIOTS.
( ˃ D˂) CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, GOOGLE DOES NOT HAVE THE ANSWER TO EVERY QUESTION, YOU VACUOUS TWATBAG! IF I HAD THOUGHT GOOGLE WOULD BE HELPFUL, I WOULDN'T HAVE ASKED!
( ˃ D˂) TYPING OUT A LONG REQUEST ON THE REQUEST BOARD AND THEN LOSING IT BECAUSE I DIDN'T ATTACH AN IMAGE BEFORE CLICKING POST!
( ˃ D˂) PAYCHECK IS LATE AGAIN!
( ˃ D˂) MY BACK IS ACHING!
( ˃ D˂) PEOPLE WHO MAKE [* INTENSIFIES] IMAGE MACROS!
( ˃ D˂) "NEWS SOURCES" THAT SIMPLY LINK TO ANOTHER AGGREGATION SITE WITH A PARAGRAPH OF COMMENTARY
"NEWS SOURCES" THAT LINK TO FORA
( ˃ D˂) TRYING TO FIX MY TOILET FLUSHER WITH SUPER GLUE AND SUCCEEDING IN SUPER GLUING MY FINGER TO THE FLUSHER, BUT NOT THE FLUSHER BACK TOGETHER
( E-E) >>142 PEOPLE WHO TYPE WITH A TOILET FLUSHER GLUED TO THEIR FINGERS
( ˃ D˂) LUCID DREAMING IS TOO HARD!
( ˃ D˂) FEMINISTS EVERYWHERE!
Is this still relevant
( ˃ D˂) EVERYTHING IN HUMAN SOCIETY IS BASED UPON A BUNCH OF MEANINGLESS CONVENTIONS. MONEY IS NOTHING, ELECTRONIC MONEY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST. WHAT'S THE WORTH OF A DOLLAR WITHOUT GOLD? ECONOMY IS JUST TRYING TO WRIGGLE AROUND AND KEEP AN ILLUSION OF WELL-BEING, OTHERWISE WE WOULD DESCEND INTO A SIMILAR STATE TO NORTH KOREA. WHAT IS THE GOLD'S WORTH AFTER ALL? ASIDE FROM SOMEBODY MAKING IT SO BECAUSE HE COULDN'T FIND MUCH OF IT.
( ˃ D˂) THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT ARE AS AWFUL AS TO TRY TO SCREW PEOPLE'S LIVES OVER SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T AFFECT THEM AT ALL
( ˃ D˂) I WAITED AS LONG AS I COULD TO TAKE A SHOWER AND OF COURSE NOW THAT I'VE DONE SO, I SUDDENLY NEED TO SHIT!
( ˃ D˂) WHAT THE FUCK, BODY?
( ˃ D˂) I SPILLED WATER ON MY ONLY PS3 CONTROLLER! NOW IT DOESN'T WORK! FUCK! I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO PLAY GAMES THAT MY PC CAN HANDLE! A WHOLE TORRENT OF romS ISN'T GOING TO HELP ME!
( ˃ D˂) MY CAT PUKED AND I STEPPED IN IT AND NOW MY LAST PAIR OF CLEAN SOCKS ARE WET AND STINKY!
"Your download will begin in 5 seconds"
( ˃ D˂) WHY DO SITES DO THIS SHIT? HOW ABOUT DOWNLOADING RIGHT AWAY INSTEAD OF WASTING MY TIME ON THIS EXTRA PAGE?
( ˃ D˂) WHY DO I LOVE BBW AND HAVE YELLOW FEVER AT THE SAME TIME?! THAT MAKES FINDING A GIRLFRIEND THAT I AM ATTRACTED TO ABOUT AS COMMON AS A UNICORN!
( ˃ D˂) ZDUMB SCUM RUINING DOOM
>>154
If your question is not rhetorical, it's so you are forced to look at ads for longer, the longer you are forced to look at it, the more expensive an advertising space is.
JUST BECAUSE I'M STUDYING ENGINEERING DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE AN INNATE KNOWLEDGE OF HOW TO FIX EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GADGET OR APPLIANCE THAT HAS EVER EXISTED
AND NOT BEING AN EXPERT ON SOME BUGGY CHINESE PIECE OF SHIT DOESN'T MEAN I'M DUMB
DO YOU REALLY THINK THE WORLD IS SO FUCKING SMALL THAT I OWN THE EXACT DEVICES YOU OWN?
ALL I HAVE IS TROUBLESHOOTING METHODOLOGY AND PROCESS OF ELIMINATION FOR PROBLEMATIC FACTORS, NOT MEMORIZATION OF EVERY FEATURE OF EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ELECTRONIC DEVICE
JUST LOOK AT A TROUBLESHOOTING FLOWCHART AND THAT'S REALLY ALL I'M DOING
I'M NOT STUDYING "HOW TO FIX GARBAGE ELECTRONICS" AT UNIVERSITY, DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY THINK
AND I CERTAINLY WON'T DO FREE TECH SUPPORT FOR YOU JUST BECAUSE WE'RE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS
AND YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME
YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND, YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME
YOU'RE JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE ME BECAUSE YOU HOPE THAT IT'LL EVENTUALLY PAY OFF IN THE FORM OF FREE REPAIRS THAT MOST PEOPLE CHARGE MONEY FOR
YOU'RE SO FUCKING TRANSPARENT
( ˃ D˂) CLOGGED PORES!
( ˃ D˂) I HAVE A SPLINTER IN ONE OF MY TOES AND I CAN'T REMOVE IT! I HAVE TO WALK IN STRANGE WAYS SO I DON'T HURT MY TOES!
>>161
You just need a heavier or sharper implement. A cleaver should do.
( ˃ D˂) FUCK YOU COLUMBUS FOR MAKING IT NEEDLESSLY DIFFICULT TO CLEARLY REFER TO PEOPLE FROM INDIA!
( ˃ D˂) FUCK YOU INDIA FOR YOUR SHITTY COMPUTER TECH SUPPORT!
COME THE FUCK ON BLANK BANSHEE, I'VE BEEN WAITING TOO LONG FOR 2
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( ˃ D˂) WHY THE FUCK IS "RESUME INCOMPLETE DOWNLOAD" NOT A FEATURE THAT WEB BROWSERS INCLUDE BUILT-IN BY NOW?
>>166
Firefox does that, but I don't know what USEFLAGS I compiled it with.
( ˃ D˂) FOR WHAT ARE YOU SNOOPING BEHIND MY BACK, FRIEND? DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR SOME DIRT WITH WHICH TO EMBARRASS ME, AREN'T WE? FRIEND?!?!
SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
( ˃ D˂) MOM'S DOG KEEPS GETTING INTO MY USED SEMEN RAGS!
( ˃ D˂) DOG WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FAGGOT?
( ˃ D˂) NICHIJOU SEASON 2 NEVER
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING RIVET COUNTERS I HATE YOU PEDANTIC HISTORIC DETAIL BABIES
( ˃ D˂) WHAT THE FUCK WAS NISSAN DOING WHEN THEY DESIGNED THE INTERIOR OF THE 2017 GT-R?! THE PREVIOUS INTERIOR WAS PERFECT FOR A SPORTS CAR! THIS NEW INTERIOR LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DESIGNED FOR BORING CARS THAT RICH PEOPLE DRIVE, NOT EXCITING CARS THAT RICH PEOPLE DRIVE!
( ˃ D˂) DEAR BREAD RECIPES OF THE WORLD DOUBLE IN SIZE DOESN'T FUCKING MEAN ANYTHING PLEASE LEARN TO BE SPECIFIC
( ˃ D˂) JUST BUY BREAD YOU FAGGOT
( ˃ D˂) PIXEL ART DOESN'T DISPLAY CORRECTLY IN THIS GAME ENGINE!
( ˃ D˂) WHEN THUNDER STORMS IN HARVEST MOON PREVENT YOU FROM FEEDING YOUR CHICKENS AND THEN THEY GET SICK!
( ˃ D˂) FUCKING COBRA CURSE TRAP PARALYZING MY WHOLE PARTY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M USING A THIEF FOR ANYWAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT GAME
DON'T FUCKING CALL HOME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY ASKING ME FOR MY FATHER. HE HAS A FULL TIME JOB YOU FUCKING IDIOT. CALL HIM ON HIS MOBILE.
( ˃ D˂) GIMME BACK MY NINTENDO GRAMMA!!
( ˃ D˂) HILLARY WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT!
( ˃ D˂) HOW DO YOU EVEN 'DODGE' A GRENADE BY JUMPING ON IT MR SO-CALLED ACE MCFUCKFACE? THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
( ˃ D˂) STOP DOWING ME POLAND WE'RE BOTH CATHOLIC AND I ALWAYS BEAT YOU I'M JUST TRYING TO CLEANSE THE EASTERN HERESY
( ˃ D˂) WHEN YOU FOLLOW THE COOKING DIRECTIONS PERFECTLY AND THE FUCKER'S STILL COLD
(# ◣v◢) WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO HELLO KITTY AS A CAT! SHE'S NOT A CAT SHE'S A GIRL YOU STUPID IDIOTS!!
(# ◣v◢) WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO MIFFY AS A SANRIO CHARACTER! SHE'S FROM DICK BRUNA NOT THAT SOULLESS JAPANESE CORPORATION!!
( ˃ D˂) HAVING TO PAY $120 USD TO FILL UP MY CAR WITH GAS IN TWO YEARS BECAUSE THE UNITED STATES INSISTS ON PUTTING MORE RETARDED SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA THAT HAVE ZERO IMPACT
( ˃ D˂) THERE ARE WAYS TO CASH IN ON THE TRUININTERNATIONALUNDEDEPRESSURE BUT I'M UNDERCAPITALIZED TO EVEN TRY
( ˃ D˂) SOME DUMB FUCK KEEPS TYPING MY PHONE NUMBER AS HER PHONE NUMBER AND I KEEP GETTING HER 2FA CODES AND PROMOS
( ˃ D˂) I WENT TO THE COFFEE STORE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND ASKED FOR A COFFEE BECASUE I WANTED TO TRY IT
( ˃ D˂) THE WAGE SLAVE ASKED ME IF I WANTED CAPPUCIAN OR DARK OR ESPRESSO? AND I'M LIKE NO JUST GIVE ME COFFEE
( ˃ D˂) THEN SHES LIKE OKAY ESPRESSO YOU WANT DRIZZLE YOU WANT CREAM WHAT KIND OF SPLICE? LIKE WTF HOW DO I EVEN
( ί -ί) so then I just left
( ˃ D˂) also NOT BEING ABLE TO USE THE SIDEBAR