( ˃ Д˂) TRYING TO FIX MY TOILET FLUSHER WITH SUPER GLUE AND SUCCEEDING IN SUPER GLUING MY FINGER TO THE FLUSHER, BUT NOT THE FLUSHER BACK TOGETHER
( ・-・) >>142 PEOPLE WHO TYPE WITH A TOILET FLUSHER GLUED TO THEIR FINGERS
( ˃ Д˂) LUCID DREAMING IS TOO HARD!
( ˃ Д˂) FEMINISTS EVERYWHERE!
Is this still relevant
( ˃ Д˂) EVERYTHING IN HUMAN SOCIETY IS BASED UPON A BUNCH OF MEANINGLESS CONVENTIONS. MONEY IS NOTHING, ELECTRONIC MONEY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST. WHAT'S THE WORTH OF A DOLLAR WITHOUT GOLD? ECONOMY IS JUST TRYING TO WRIGGLE AROUND AND KEEP AN ILLUSION OF WELL-BEING, OTHERWISE WE WOULD DESCEND INTO A SIMILAR STATE TO NORTH KOREA. WHAT IS THE GOLD'S WORTH AFTER ALL? ASIDE FROM SOMEBODY MAKING IT SO BECAUSE HE COULDN'T FIND MUCH OF IT.
( ˃ Д˂) THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT ARE AS AWFUL AS TO TRY TO SCREW PEOPLE'S LIVES OVER SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T AFFECT THEM AT ALL
( ˃ Д˂) I WAITED AS LONG AS I COULD TO TAKE A SHOWER AND OF COURSE NOW THAT I'VE DONE SO, I SUDDENLY NEED TO SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK, BODY?
( ˃ Д˂) I SPILLED WATER ON MY ONLY PS3 CONTROLLER! NOW IT DOESN'T WORK! FUCK! I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO PLAY GAMES THAT MY PC CAN HANDLE! A WHOLE TORRENT OF romS ISN'T GOING TO HELP ME!
( ˃ Д˂) MY CAT PUKED AND I STEPPED IN IT AND NOW MY LAST PAIR OF CLEAN SOCKS ARE WET AND STINKY!
"Your download will begin in 5 seconds"
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO SITES DO THIS SHIT? HOW ABOUT DOWNLOADING RIGHT AWAY INSTEAD OF WASTING MY TIME ON THIS EXTRA PAGE?
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO I LOVE BBW AND HAVE YELLOW FEVER AT THE SAME TIME?! THAT MAKES FINDING A GIRLFRIEND THAT I AM ATTRACTED TO ABOUT AS COMMON AS A UNICORN!
( ˃ Д˂) ZDUMB SCUM RUINING DOOM
>>154
If your question is not rhetorical, it's so you are forced to look at ads for longer, the longer you are forced to look at it, the more expensive an advertising space is.
JUST BECAUSE I'M STUDYING ENGINEERING DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE AN INNATE KNOWLEDGE OF HOW TO FIX EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GADGET OR APPLIANCE THAT HAS EVER EXISTED
AND NOT BEING AN EXPERT ON SOME BUGGY CHINESE PIECE OF SHIT DOESN'T MEAN I'M DUMB
DO YOU REALLY THINK THE WORLD IS SO FUCKING SMALL THAT I OWN THE EXACT DEVICES YOU OWN?
ALL I HAVE IS TROUBLESHOOTING METHODOLOGY AND PROCESS OF ELIMINATION FOR PROBLEMATIC FACTORS, NOT MEMORIZATION OF EVERY FEATURE OF EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ELECTRONIC DEVICE
JUST LOOK AT A TROUBLESHOOTING FLOWCHART AND THAT'S REALLY ALL I'M DOING
I'M NOT STUDYING "HOW TO FIX GARBAGE ELECTRONICS" AT UNIVERSITY, DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY THINK
AND I CERTAINLY WON'T DO FREE TECH SUPPORT FOR YOU JUST BECAUSE WE'RE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS
AND YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME
YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND, YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME
YOU'RE JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE ME BECAUSE YOU HOPE THAT IT'LL EVENTUALLY PAY OFF IN THE FORM OF FREE REPAIRS THAT MOST PEOPLE CHARGE MONEY FOR
YOU'RE SO FUCKING TRANSPARENT
( ˃ Д˂) CLOGGED PORES!
( ˃ Д˂) I HAVE A SPLINTER IN ONE OF MY TOES AND I CAN'T REMOVE IT! I HAVE TO WALK IN STRANGE WAYS SO I DON'T HURT MY TOES!
>>161
You just need a heavier or sharper implement. A cleaver should do.
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU COLUMBUS FOR MAKING IT NEEDLESSLY DIFFICULT TO CLEARLY REFER TO PEOPLE FROM INDIA!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK YOU INDIA FOR YOUR SHITTY COMPUTER TECH SUPPORT!
COME THE FUCK ON BLANK BANSHEE, I'VE BEEN WAITING TOO LONG FOR 2
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( ˃ Д˂) WHY THE FUCK IS "RESUME INCOMPLETE DOWNLOAD" NOT A FEATURE THAT WEB BROWSERS INCLUDE BUILT-IN BY NOW?
>>166
Firefox does that, but I don't know what USEFLAGS I compiled it with.
( ˃ Д˂) FOR WHAT ARE YOU SNOOPING BEHIND MY BACK, FRIEND? DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR SOME DIRT WITH WHICH TO EMBARRASS ME, AREN'T WE? FRIEND?!?!
SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
( ˃ Д˂) MOM'S DOG KEEPS GETTING INTO MY USED SEMEN RAGS!
( ˃ Д˂) DOG WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FAGGOT?
( ˃ Д˂) NICHIJOU SEASON 2 NEVER
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING RIVET COUNTERS I HATE YOU PEDANTIC HISTORIC DETAIL BABIES
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK WAS NISSAN DOING WHEN THEY DESIGNED THE INTERIOR OF THE 2017 GT-R?! THE PREVIOUS INTERIOR WAS PERFECT FOR A SPORTS CAR! THIS NEW INTERIOR LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DESIGNED FOR BORING CARS THAT RICH PEOPLE DRIVE, NOT EXCITING CARS THAT RICH PEOPLE DRIVE!
( ˃ Д˂) DEAR BREAD RECIPES OF THE WORLD DOUBLE IN SIZE DOESN'T FUCKING MEAN ANYTHING PLEASE LEARN TO BE SPECIFIC
( ˃ Д˂) JUST BUY BREAD YOU FAGGOT
( ˃ Д˂) PIXEL ART DOESN'T DISPLAY CORRECTLY IN THIS GAME ENGINE!
( ˃ Д˂) WHEN THUNDER STORMS IN HARVEST MOON PREVENT YOU FROM FEEDING YOUR CHICKENS AND THEN THEY GET SICK!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING COBRA CURSE TRAP PARALYZING MY WHOLE PARTY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M USING A THIEF FOR ANYWAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT GAME
DON'T FUCKING CALL HOME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY ASKING ME FOR MY FATHER. HE HAS A FULL TIME JOB YOU FUCKING IDIOT. CALL HIM ON HIS MOBILE.
( ˃ Д˂) GIMME BACK MY NINTENDO GRAMMA!!
( ˃ Д˂) HILLARY WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT!
( ˃ Д˂) HOW DO YOU EVEN 'DODGE' A GRENADE BY JUMPING ON IT MR SO-CALLED ACE MCFUCKFACE? THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
( ˃ Д˂) STOP DOWING ME POLAND WE'RE BOTH CATHOLIC AND I ALWAYS BEAT YOU I'M JUST TRYING TO CLEANSE THE EASTERN HERESY
( ˃ Д˂) WHEN YOU FOLLOW THE COOKING DIRECTIONS PERFECTLY AND THE FUCKER'S STILL COLD
(# ◣益◢) WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO HELLO KITTY AS A CAT! SHE'S NOT A CAT SHE'S A GIRL YOU STUPID IDIOTS!!
(# ◣益◢) WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO MIFFY AS A SANRIO CHARACTER! SHE'S FROM DICK BRUNA NOT THAT SOULLESS JAPANESE CORPORATION!!
( ˃ Д˂) HAVING TO PAY $120 USD TO FILL UP MY CAR WITH GAS IN TWO YEARS BECAUSE THE UNITED STATES INSISTS ON PUTTING MORE RETARDED SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA THAT HAVE ZERO IMPACT
( ˃ Д˂) THERE ARE WAYS TO CASH IN ON THE TRUININTERNATIONALUNDEDEPRESSURE BUT I'M UNDERCAPITALIZED TO EVEN TRY
( ˃ Д˂) SOME DUMB FUCK KEEPS TYPING MY PHONE NUMBER AS HER PHONE NUMBER AND I KEEP GETTING HER 2FA CODES AND PROMOS
( ˃ Д˂) I WENT TO THE COFFEE STORE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND ASKED FOR A COFFEE BECASUE I WANTED TO TRY IT
( ˃ Д˂) THE WAGE SLAVE ASKED ME IF I WANTED CAPPUCIAN OR DARK OR ESPRESSO? AND I'M LIKE NO JUST GIVE ME COFFEE
( ˃ Д˂) THEN SHES LIKE OKAY ESPRESSO YOU WANT DRIZZLE YOU WANT CREAM WHAT KIND OF SPLICE? LIKE WTF HOW DO I EVEN
( ﾟ -ﾟ) so then I just left
( ˃ Д˂) also NOT BEING ABLE TO USE THE SIDEBAR