[Authority] Government [Administration] [Bureaucracy] (37)

1 Name: Dramaqueen of DQN : 1993-09-7124 11:09

Meeting is adjourned! Now, shoo, go away! Scram!

2 Name: Minister of Attendance : 1993-09-7124 15:37

Who's all here?
First up on the agenda is the Minister of Agenda and the Minister of Timekeeping reading the last meetings minutes.

3 Name: Dokhen Khan : 1993-09-7124 20:49

All in favor of abolishing the government in favor of becoming steppe nomads post "aye"

4 Name: Minister of Agreement : 1993-09-7124 20:58

Aye!

5 Name: Minister of Pirates : 1993-09-7124 21:04

Aye!

6 Name: Minister of ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7124 21:12

Aye!

7 Name: Horse : 1993-09-7124 22:47

Neigh

8 Name: Minister of Incorrect Accusations : 1993-09-7124 23:14

I smell a Horse among us! And I believe the odor is coming from >>6! He must be a HORSE!!

9 Name: Minister of Temporal Distortion : 1993-09-7124 23:16

Now we've murdered the horse, let's start the meeting!

10 Name: Pop star : 1993-09-7124 23:53

Dootoodoododoo ha!

Buboop bada ba baaaa!

Nee neee neeee!

Bublebuboo boo booo!

11 Name: Dramaqueen of DQN : 1993-09-7125 01:00

STOP THE NOISE! QUIT MAKING NOISES, ALL OF YOU‼

12 Name: Minister of Decible Incriment : 1993-09-7125 01:12

WHAT DID SHE SAY? I CANT HEAR HER OVER MY NOISES!

13 Name: King Potsy 45 45 90 : 1993-09-7125 02:19

Let the junket begin!

14 Name: Minister : 1993-09-7125 04:35

Let us pray before our meeting begins.

Dear God,
We thank you for the kittens and the mittens and all the other good things you've given us, your loyal servants
Please lead us to be wise and just in our decisions to govern DQN
Amen

15 Name: God : 1993-09-7125 14:45

Be back in 5 (or 5000; it's all the same to me)

This is an automated message.

16 Name: Satan : 1993-09-7125 17:14

Don't worry guys, I'm still here for you. I'd never let you down.

17 Name: Minister of Soul Treasury : 1993-09-7125 19:33

>>16
Right, I hope we will strike a good deal! Well, for a modest kickback and everything...

18 Name: Minister of Monkey : 1993-09-7126 16:23

Can I get a title change? I applied to be the minister of money, but since my handwriting is so bad there was a huuuuge mistake made.

19 Name: Minister of Abbreviations : 1993-09-7126 20:44

>>18
Your title shall now be abbreviated as the MOM.

20 Name: Minister of Cool Old Games : 1993-09-7127 19:12

>>19
But MOM already means Master of Magic...

21 Name: Minister of Abbreviations : 1993-09-7127 19:37

>>20,
From now on you shall be known as MiniCOG.

22 Name: Minister of Anarchy : 1993-09-7127 22:21

I think I am currently going through some sort of existential crisis.

23 Name: Minister of Abbreviations : 1993-09-7128 00:28

>>22,
Your assigned abbreviation is MOAn.

24 Name: Mister of Minispronounciations : 1993-09-7128 01:08

Holle firends, am i leete to the mating?

25 Name: Minstrel of Greeting : 1993-09-7128 12:05

Hello, hello!
O, >>24
Fa-la-la-lal-la-lal-la-la-la!
Fa-la-la-lal-la-lal-la-la-la!

26 Name: Minister of Administrative Affairs : 1993-09-7161 16:19

Nobody knows administrativeness better than I do! I'm here to clean this place up and institute real and effective budget cuts.

27 Name: Minister of New Threads : 1993-09-7163 05:38

Attention! All posters wishing to create threads must now fill out forms 4.A-9b and 4//II-α and submit them to the Minister of New Threads for processing.

28 Name: Minister of Angherr Shisspa : 1993-09-7163 06:03

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29 Name: Minister of Old Threads : 1993-09-7163 12:20

>>27
All continuing old threads must fill out forms G7//@.q and £「ᎣᎦᏣ?..Ꭶכלכקדככן to justify their continued existence.

30 Name: Minister of Thread Threads : 1993-09-7163 14:03

>>27
I think we should have a thread for those forms for people to requisition threads, and one for >>29 too.

31 Name: Minister of Thread Manegment : 1993-09-7163 14:13

Thread is now marked Do Not Age.

32 Name: Dramaqueen of DQN : 1993-09-7163 16:19

>>31
OVERTURNED! The fake Minister of Thread "Manegment" is due to be hanged on saturday afternoon both for unauthorized law-making and perversion of a cartoon show for children.

Unless you fail to catch him, like you failed to catch that murderer!

SHOO! GO GET HIM AND PUT HIM IN THE DUNGEON FOR NOW!

33 Name: Minister of Bokonon : 1993-09-7163 16:47

>>32
No, a hanging is worthless, we will have to string him up above the square on a meat hook.

34 Name: Minister of Abbreviations : 1993-09-7163 19:55

Your position shall be abbreviated as HIT MOB, which stands for Her Imperial Tragicalness Minister of Bokonon.

35 Name: Minister of Abbreviations : 1993-09-7163 20:00

Should it be "Her Imperial Tragedy"? I am not sure. I abbreviate things, not, err, unabbreviate them! Please don't kill me.

36 Name: Leader of the Revolution : 1993-09-7163 23:10

Revolution time! Let's go!

37 Name: Minister of Form Filling : 1993-09-7163 23:36

Warning: All posters wishing to fill out forms must first fill out Form Requisition Form  Red Alpha LMO-赴建!・iも€朽沃+.

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