Hmm. The punchline should be:
"Your bizarre and repugnant paraphilias are disgusting, and would make you unemployable if you spoke of them openly, but other people's bizarre and repugnant paraphilias are enshrined as civil rights and society is so terrified to offend or criticize them that anyone who does so risks being charged under the new Federal THOUGHTCRIME, uh, I mean 'hate crime' laws."
Does that work, for 21st Century 'Murrika? OLDTHINKERS UNBELLYFEEL INGSOC