Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333120510/

>>1-8 Ingredients and quantities
>>9 Name of dish
>>10-17 Instructions

The first ingredient is one overripe pineapple, cut into slices.

a live cat

a handful of thoroughly used dollar bills

1.75 Micronesian stone wheels worth of RAM.

2 bags of sand

Lot's wife, in pillar of salt form

At least two hundred apples.

a jar of marmite

Casserole of No Return

Put the cat in the oven for a while.

2. Remove the cat, then turn the oven on. If the cat appears distressed, bury it up to its neck in sand so that it cannot run away.

Make love to Lot's wife (in pillar of salt form) while juggling the apples.

4. Rub the pineapple slices with marmite. Cook them in the oven until golden brown.

5. Find your nearest DQN DQN LOL repository. In it, mix the 1.75 Micronesian stone wheels worth of RAM and the handful of thoroughly used dollar bills, adding juggled-apple paste until the mixture is about the same consistency as the semen that should be currently flowing out of Lot's wife (in pillar of salt form).

6. If you find a cockroach in your wallet, start over.

7. Smear the rest of Marmite all over your body and stick the dollar bills on yourself. You may do this by applying them one by one or by simply rolling on them (if you are a bit in a hurry).

8. Lie face down on a table. Cover your back in the marmite-pineapple slices, and garnish with leftover apples. Drizzle the semen-consistency mixture from step 5 across your body. Wait for yourself to die, then let the cat eat your corpse.

Let's cook a Casserole of No Return!

You will need:

• One overripe pineapple, cut into slices
• A live cat
• A handful of thoroughly used dollar bills
• 1.75 Micronesian stone wheels worth of RAM.
• 2 bags of sand
• Lot's wife, in pillar of salt form
• At least two hundred apples.
• A jar of marmite

Instructions:

1. Put the cat in the oven for a while.
2. Remove the cat, then turn the oven on. If the cat appears distressed, bury it up to its neck in sand so that it cannot run away.
3. Make love to Lot's wife (in pillar of salt form) while juggling the apples.
4. Rub the pineapple slices with marmite. Cook them in the oven until golden brown.
5. Find your nearest DQN DQN LOL repository. In it, mix the 1.75 Micronesian stone wheels worth of RAM and the handful of thoroughly used dollar bills, adding juggled-apple paste until the mixture is about the same consistency as the semen that should be currently flowing out of Lot's wife (in pillar of salt form).
6. If you find a cockroach in your wallet, start over.
7. Smear the rest of Marmite all over your body and stick the dollar bills on yourself. You may do this by applying them one by one or by simply rolling on them (if you are a bit in a hurry).
8. Lie face down on a table. Cover your back in the marmite-pineapple slices, and garnish with leftover apples. Drizzle the semen-consistency mixture from step 5 across your body. Wait for yourself to die, then let the cat eat your corpse.

>>19 that's what you always say

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