Major internet firms summoned to porn meeting
Lately I've Been Taking Cough Medicine Without Restraint.txt
I don't have cold so I don't take cough medicine
Internetizen!
To be fair, there are situations when it is not racist for a white guy to call a black guy "Uncle Tom," such as when referring to an actual uncle of his named Tom, which is not what happened here, so never mind.
At first I bit into her butt with the intention of munching right through, but it’s impossible! Human skin is so thick. I ended up with a sore jaw, although I managed to leave some teeth marks. I ended up swallowing the clitoris and some pubes without chewing on it because she had her period then and the smell was just horrendous. But it was the first moment that I actually felt a sort of sexual pleasure in eating her, as if my inner body was on fire. Also, you know how beef or whale meat has a sort of beastly smell to it? Human meat is odorless. I actually believe that human meat is the tastiest of all meats. It doesn’t have any of that gamey animal smell. When I ate some more a couple of days later, just before I got arrested, the meat had become sweeter and it tasted great. The meat on the soles of her feet smelled bad, though, and didn’t taste very nice. The neck was the best. The meat tastes more delicate as you move up the body, especially above the torso. Her tongue was delicious as well. I took it out of her mouth and chewed on it raw. Neither the neck nor the tongue has much meat on it, though, so if you really want to feast, you should eat the thighs.
>>8
How can you read with all those shitty watermarks and downscaling? Don't you have eyes?
Der der nichts weiss und weiss das er nichts weiss weiss mehr dann der der nichts weiss und weiss nicht das er nichts weiss
This is death's steed, and once the icey grip rends your soul from its mortal remains, what carries you screaming into hell's gaping maw.
>>13
In order to save on bandwidth they watermark their pages and downscale, the result is anything on that site and its partners looks like ass.
>>14 I know what it is, I meant it is very easy to read and enjoy the story, how can you not read it?
>>16
I read it on my computer, after downloading it from the scanlators site with reader software. The story has nothing to do with how shitty the site is.
>>18 I read it on the site I just didn't think it looked like ass at all. The downscaling and watermarks didn't spoil my enjoyment of it even a little
No man, can't you tell from all the abundant food, cheap clean water and electricity, and high quality healthcare that ours is a dying society? If only we still shat into holes in the ground and died of minor infections then we would be a pure and noble people
Thanks. I considered it, but I already have a guy in a sombrero throwing burritos.
着信ゼロ
Hi I like to sleep
ptomaine
不是
Alas, I cannot write. I must wait
美紀
~It's OK to want extra sauce...~
This is an electro-chemical action of lead and zinc. Suspend in a solution of sugar of lead a piece of zinc. The first effect is the decomposition of a portion of the lead, and the deposition upon the surface of the zinc. It is a displacement of a metal on a more oxidable one, but the change will not stop short here; the metallic lead continues to deposit large and splendid plates upon that first thrown down, until the solution is useless, and the zinc disappears. The first of the lead forms with the zinc a voltaic arrangement of a sufficient power to decompose the salt, the circumstance under which the latter is placed. The metal is precipitated upon a negative portion―of course, that is the lead―while the oxygen and acid is taken by the zinc.
> Your house has a problem.
> and I am the solution
> http://i.imgur.com/xZm67HA.jpg
the vacuum pump model of how the world works is otherwise called ‘quantum physics’. if you suck on a pot of warmed water it will come to the boil. all that is visible is the view where it is the water that is doing it; i.e. to see all dynamics in terms of ‘what things-in-themselves do’
¿Que pasa?
santoku knife
if you could put the universe into a tube, you'd end up with a very long tube, probably extending twice the size of the universe because when you collapse the universe it expands and it would be uh you wouldn't want to put it in a tube
Just to clarify, the shriek noises were his psychotic wailing, not the sax, which was full of shit and inoperable.
Also, she keeps saying "No valid string, make a ticket about it" instead of Okazaki or Tomoya about halfway through the game. It's making me go a bit nuts.
I have two french room mates, we spent a good ten minutes just yesterday talking shit about parisiens.
just might let you meet 'Ye
get-root
futuristic space mutton chops
mad scientist
tanstaanfs
"There is thinking: therefore there is something that thinks": this is the upshot of all Descartes' argumentation. But that means positing as "true a priori" our belief in the concept of substance-- that when there is thought there has to be something "that thinks" is simply a formulation of our grammatical custom that adds a doer to every deed. In short, this is not merely the substantiation of a fact but a logical- metaphysical postulate--Along the lines followed by Descartes one does not come upon something absolutely certain but only upon the fact of a very strong belief.
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The effect of visual stimuli on the horribleness of awful sounds
You just said "I really hate men sometimes, especially those who fulfill that frustrating heterosexual cisgendered white male stereotype I thankfully don’t (at least I don’t feel like I do) get lumped into.". Please reevaluate your life choices. That is a sentence you just wrote.
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Coleena’s Japanese word of the day!
傷心 (shoushin) - heartbreak
For example, when someone who agreed to love you TAKES YOUR HEART AND CRUSHES IT TO PIECES, LEAVING YOU BEHIND FOR SOME CUTE GIRL WHO IS APPARENTLY CUTER THAN YOU, WHILE YOU SIT IN YOUR ROOM HAVING LOST ALL MEANING FOR LIVING AND CRY.
Now remember it! With that, you’ll be one step closer to mastering Japanese! \(^▽^)ノ
unfortunately
I know exactly how you feel. I have an older sister and she thinks I'm slopy and stupid.And she is always telling me to do some of her chores or whatever. Ok, I know I'm not the smartest person in the world and I'm not the neatest person either, but I am not slopy or stupid. Sometimes I'm having an off day and I get a C- on a test, my sister always tells me "Your so stupid, I have straight A's and you have a C- on a test!" and sometimes when I'm studying in the kitchen, i leave my pencil or text book then she screams "This is a pig sty! Clean up your mess! Your such a fucking pig! When I come back i want this place to be clean!" then i would say "I left a textbook! Big deal! Stop yelling at me for every little mistake i make!" then I would go upstairs in my room and go to sleep. I really hate her, and she uses evry mistake i make against me. Then i thought, i'm just gonna ignore her. Then she started bugging me about school. Then I tried talking to my mom, and she told me to forget about it and liten to what she tells me. So I thought, I'm not gonna let this bitch ruin my life! So i went up to her and told her "Ok thats it! I'm your little sister, you wonder why i don't like to talk to you, or whenever you try to give me a hug i push you away, well heres why..." then I gave her a whole list of what she does to me, then after i was done with my long long list i said "Your my big sister, and if you want me to respect you than you have to respect me to, i'm not trash and i'm not a person you can just yell at. I'm not expecting you to be friends with me, i'm not even asking you to love me, but i'm asking you to give me respect. Your mean Your rude, Hell, sometimes i would do anything for you not to be my big sis. But sadly you are, so bottom line, you better give me some respect!" then i walked away. The next morning she didn't say sorry or anything, she leaves me alone now, and now i have a little sister. And all i know is that i'm never gonna be like a big sister like how my big siter is like.
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1 Name: VIPPER 2005-01-06 00:00
(or maybe just stuff copy/pasted at random- NOW YOU KNOW MY SECRETS)
"If Yamantaka Eye were to masturbate into a contact mic, I would still listen to it."
"Chun Li's Thighs
so like
its massive
i've heard based on her height
5'10" or 8"
her weight would be 165-180lb based on the mass of the legs
but the thing is
whats the fucking circumference???
i mean if she straddled your head
it would still be bigger
so it would be around 1 foot at its largest point"
"4様
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)"
"Marvel/DC are both controlled by Satan Himself, and Superheroes ruined american comics. We must carve out a home for ourselves from the charred corpses of Rob Liefeld and Stan Lee! Down with the Marvel/DC Fascist Corporate Dictatorships telling us what to read!" (lol dude only likes black and white comics about aardvarks and sometimes feelings)
"Horny investors needed
I need someone willing to invest capital into a hentai production studio. Animation will be done strictly in Japan to ensure a level of quality similar or equal to non-hentai series and OAVs. The goal is to have an animated production with the same elements and level of detail as a well drawn manga or CG image. Animation will enable situations impossible in typical adult movies, and includes genres such as fantasy, scifi, drama, romance, teen, and sexual parody. To ensure the success of this project, a significant amount of capital will need to be invested.
>>1
baaahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahaha"
Conjoinment partner Anonymous 13/06/18(Tue)07:14 ID:c01103ba No.103920
hey! I am a 21 year old guy who is looking for another guy to merge with me. hit me up on here and we'll exchange emails
AmiYumi
"And so this guy came in in the middle of the movie singing 'I am a disco, I am a disco' and this guy was just so proud to be a disco!"
The Elitist Superstructure of DQN
A strange object appearing in Kyoto, whose name is Giant Baby's Head.
⛽
O
สนส
the sound of a priest with a fishhook in his earlobe
Powerful, accurate, and reliable, Flash Cannon is the only special Steel-type move that most Pokemon have access to. That being said, Steel is a subpar attacking type, and should only be used as a coverage move on Steel-types. Even then Flash Cannon is an extremely rare sight, with Magnezone and Magneton being possibly the most common users of the move. Usually though these Pokemon prefer to use the slot for a move with wider coverage or for a utility move such as Volt Switch."
Corollary
しみずうら - Shimizuura
As you might have already guessed, since Naglfar is fat he can’t
dodge or jump for sh**.
自然
Incredible Coincidences in Mathematics i.e. #'s that Rhyme
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7
22
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98
4.5
405
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5,614
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you asshole
Pallid fatso Ramona gonna ride a stiff cock for orgasm
いりす症候群! 2.03
http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/wtetsu/irisu/manual2.html
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■操作
マウスのみ
・左クリック:発射
・右クリック:発射(強)
タイトルロゴをクリックすると音楽をかえられるよ。
■システム
沸いては降ってくるなんかを消します。
同じ色同士をぶつけると消えるよ。
地面に落ちると腐っちゃうから気をつけよう。
腐ると情実ゲージが減っちゃうよ。
0になったらゲームオーバーだ。
腐ったやつは、腐ってない同じ色のやつをぶつければ消えるよ。
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■スタッフ
・企画
てつ
・グラフィック
桐 御陵
天鳥三十三
・作曲
Watson
・テストプレイ
大谷 きむら 下林 土屋 つとう 星猫 真諏 ミラ みれ
ウルキ ザキ ミラ
■謝辞
・本作の開発言語はD言語(v1.030)です。
http://www.kmonos.net/alang/d/1.0/
・ゲーム開発用ライブラリ提供としてDXライブラリを利用しています。
http://homepage2.nifty.com/natupaji/DxLib/
・2D物理エンジンとしてBOX2Dを利用しています。
http://www.box2d.org/
・効果音をお借りしました:マッチメイカァズ様
http://osabisi.sakura.ne.jp/m2/
・効果音をお借りしました:WEB WAVE LIB様
http://www.s-t-t.com/wwl/
・効果音をお借りしました:TAM Music Factory様
http://www.tam-music.com/se.html
・フォント素材をお借りしました:あくび印様
http://pandachan.jp/
■免責
本ソフトを運用した結果について作者は一切責任を負えないのでご了承ください。
■履歴
1.00(20080927):初版
1.01(20081005):クリア条件変更、誤字修正、バグ修正、100,000点
2.00(20091230):いりす症候群!滅 C77頒布版
2.01(20100116):日本語を含むリプレイファイルを選択時にエラーが発生する現象を修正した。
2.02(20100131):進行度が初期化されてしまう現象を修正(2.01でのみ発生する現象)
2.03(20100208):細かい修正
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通常モードで40,000点エンド(さいきん〜)まで到達すると、
もうひとつのモード「いりす症候群!滅」をプレイ出来るようになります。
※通常版では50,000点エンドでしたが、このver.では40,000点が条件になっています
以前の通常版で、すでに「50,000」エンド到達済みの方は、下のほうまでスクロールしてください。
・滅モード解放コマンド
・滅モードの説明書
があります。
(以下、40,000点エンド閲覧済みの方のみ、スクロールしてください)
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いりす症候群! 滅
■解放条件
通常モードで「40,000エンド」まで到達すること。 ※旧ver.では50,000
タイトル画面右下に、アイコンが出現します。
滅モード搭載前バージョンですでに50,000エンドを閲覧している方は、
以下のモード解放コマンドを使用してください。
○タイトル画面で、以下の順序で方向キーを押す
↑↑↑↑→→↓
■操作
通常モードと同じです。
■システム
通常モードに加えて、下から球が湧いてきます。
球の性質は、以下の通りです。
・重いので動かしづらい
・同色ブロックをぶつけると、同色の球同士が連動して消える
・球同士で同色をぶつけても消えない
また、ゲージが自然減しないなど、微妙な違いがあります。
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1011002 =
= 1 · 25 + 0 · 24 + 1 · 23 + 1 · 22 + 0 · 21 + 0 · 20 =
= 1 · 32 + 0 · 16 + 1 · 8 + 1 · 4 + 0 · 2 + 0 · 1 =
= 32 + 8 + 4 + 0 = 4410
HEY YOU MICROSOFT HAS CAUSED 20 MILLION HUNDRED FORINTS DAMAGE TO THE HUNGARIAN PEOPLE GIVE THAT MONEY BACK
Cure for the broken websiet
This is the official subreddit for the Universe Project. Rules. Meme's are allowed if they are releated.
LoGH is in that spot where it's too long, too dated, and not good enough to justify the time investment, for me to recommend it to people. Muv Luv is much more dense in content and intelligent in delivery despite its flaws.
gonshikola
man_by_forest_bridge
Epic mate just epic
Poop exploded all over his abdomen and the room and that's horrible.
I am a HUGE fan of the mariachi band dump-o-gram.
I have learned more things I never wanted to know about.
>>106
wow that brings back memories. I found a short flash animation of that on newgrounds or something back when I first was on the internet at the age of 13 or so and I loved it even though I didn't understand Japanese at all
>>107 I bought it when it came out in the UK, and the soundtrack was on the disc so I listened to it all the time. I remember telling some older boy at school that "kundo anana" meant "here comes a pit" in Japanese because it's what I heard at 0:42, and he believed me.
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Ambient 4 lizards dude what real reptile lizards
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So much more! 1 And listen to me. / And I don't. Is the AI Office of Yoshinoya. Yoshinoya. Ruining the people, I think. Draw, recommended Bale, 150 yen. I now ahoge hair. Idiot. Yoshinoya, people usually underestimate or 150 yen! Bokeh. 150 150 Yen family. Families of four of the Yoshinoya? We've left. A special presentation of my father order it! -And you and says. See more OASIS. On Saturday, U-shaped table \ restaurant Yoshinoya 150 air hand a savage fight interesting. -... Women and children is the ass of the filtration. Finally extra juice for him: Hiroshi Mori's ideas? About the talks. Too. I have extra juice is popular indeed-I have. Bokeh. It is all the Extras, face juice juice. Cross-examination. At the same time, most of the questions. You need to listen to the positive story of symbol Yoshinoya 吉上 wild excess juice and onion. Large juice onions Morrison. How to request it. Leeks, onions, lots of it. Less meat. This is the one. Contributes to the superior (tamagoyaki). This is the best. CLERK: dangerous double-edged sword marks this request. Not recommended for the amateur. Oh, shoot! 今牛 salmon eat it eat.
Furthermore how can someone look down upon one who openly admits to practicing man-2-man poophole sex?? This world is crazy!
Really? You just had to post a herm with hir testicles sticking in the camera on /f/?
This is why furry fandom will never be accepted. It's not because people have a problem with the content, it's because the furries themselves seem to think any kind of social boundary is evil, and absolutely MUST be undermined when it can't be smashed. Then they wonder why people who get sick of their constant probing to try to force other people to accept their fetishes (while also angrily defending their own boundaries, because their own boundaries are "sensible and rational" and everyone else's are "stupid and hypocritical") don't want them around and consider them creepy.
Friends, I wanted to pass along this important note from Demand Progress. There's a key vote on the NSA spying this week:
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As the NSA spying revelations continue to unfold, we increasingly find ourselves facing the reality that -- at any moment -- the federal government could be listening to our phone calls, watching our email traffic, keeping tabs on our Internet browsing, or worse.
But now we have our first real chance to fight back -- please add your name here to take a stand:
http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/nsa_amash/?referring_akid=2226.2292341.RlFf6g&source=taf
On Wednesday Reps Justin Amash, John Conyers, and others will offer an amendment to defund the NSA's broad-based domestic surveillance.
We have a chance of winning this vote -- and, critically, we also have an opportunity to get our lawmakers on record. We'll finally know who supports spying on Americans, and who opposes it.
This is a huge opportunity -- and we don't know when we'll have another one like it. Please help us make the most of it:
http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/nsa_amash/?referring_akid=2226.2292341.RlFf6g&source=taf
Thanks.
A big part of the internet and 4chan hates ponies and so they are not a meme, however people keep adding My Little Pony to the meme section, can I report there accounts anywhere?
“That thing” in the middle of the top picture is the Ju-C Air game controller. If you have a penis, you can put it inside and the girls in the game will react to how you fap. There are buttons on the side, so the game can be played entirely with that controller.
Now we just need to add support for something like the SOM controller, which does the fapping for you, and it’ll be just like having actual sex! …Right?
Changed layering and adjusted hand job animation to hopefully improve the clipping problems.
The more than human personages of visionary experience never "do anything." They are content merely to exist. To be busy is the law of our being. The law of theirs is to do nothing. The Egyptian gods, the Madonnas, the bodhisattvas, the Buddhas, have one characteristic in common: a profound stillness.
争いが起こって世の中が乱れること。また、世の中を乱す争い。
Remarking has not yet finished, so further changes to results are possible.
(\__/) This is Bunny. Copy and paste
(='.'=) bunny into your signature to help
(")_(") him gain world domination.
God, I could murder a Cadbury's Flake
But then I guess they wouldn't let me into Heaven
Or maybe they would
'Cos their adverts promote oral sex
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Katzenjammer
Man...I got this Motor Repair class, ELECT. REP. 347, two credit dog so the pressures off. Easy breezy, lots to learn, but the instructor is this real -deal scooter rooter type. Grey patchy hair, shirt buttoned wrong, eyes going in two directions, just amazing = starts every class with a nasty joke thats either from his cell phone or printed out from god-knows-what website...amazing....so anyway, we rolled through capacitor start- cap run motors too fast so we had an extra day, - the old-timer said he had some "old school style" motor style to dazzle us next class......so here comes the day, and he rolls in, tells a joke about a panty hose factory infected with wish-giving leprechauns, and empties this moldy box onto a table: contents include: =two old hamburgers = four permanent magnetic motor control circuits, =a vest made out of old rotten reel to reel tapes =and oil jar containing a green lint from WD-40 remains from dying horse manes =four small speaker leads =a six pack of the cheapest French tall boy brews =a small 40 watt amplifier with a replaced speaker covered in cottage cheese Speechless, our class watched as for an hour in silence as the teacher slowly patched all the materials together, hands that are usually covered in motor grease where now coated with bits of magnetic tape, hamburger remains, WD 40 horse hair, the works.....after this was all put together to form some unholy current path, he took the final lead - grinning evil like he had his hand on the nuclear-universe ending button, pulled into the makeshift amp and out came the WORST most twisted noise imaginable. The techs from the ELECT Tech (room 345) came running over thinking the cable trays were loaded with an ocean of fault current.....and stood stunned at the mangled terrible NOISE. The class seat complacent, some dude I also have NEC Code class with put his hat on backwards and did nothing..... the noise got louder, more complex, unraveled, just pure sonic terror.....after about ten minutes of this "demonstration"....the teacher stood up straight, looked at the class: all he saw was blank, unimpressed faces. None were shook or stunned. "Cmon guys........????!!!!" Nothing, class silent. "Hello? I did this for the morning class and got the security pulled on me. One kid even vomited in his U of M jersey." A kid counted his fingers. "Well give me something....!!!!" Unable to keep up with the tense silence in the class..... Sam, a second year Alternative energy dude, said: "Man,....we've seen it" "AND DONE RIGHT" -another student said, and the class erupted in chaos laughter. "WHERE??" AND HOW?" Instructor said, blown away. "What do you think we are here? I was listening to YERM FLOWERS cassette in my car on the way to class - and nearly half the class was at that NO FUN where BOLUS/EVIL MOISTURE did his hamburger thing and KILLED IT" Sam said, for the whole class. "Yeah, and since when is the "GAK" lp NOT the perquisite anymore for this stinking MOTOR REPAIR class?" And thats how it went down, our instructor in nothing but a EVIL MOISTURE, POSEUR SURPREME!!!!
If the machines ever do take over I'm joining their side.
思惑は4つ透りぬけて
(only noc-base <noc-base>)
Hello.
I am a student living in Japan.
Please forgive a sudden note.
This is youtube in Japan.
I compete for the reproduction number of times by a dance contest performed in Japan.
Please play it.
Please cooperate.
I want to have the comment.
Please allow to be clumsy English.
A modern re-imagining of the classic 16-bit RPG.
Stop risking ticker attitude and engaged in some moments. A great wine for me this video Director ne good pleasure old stock. It is great! Felt, w. is good. Good elbow rockets, enough names. Raises the knuckle to get the style of Japan. Fiery W. Japan official denial is an exciting show. This trailer will see recursive TV! Your doctor is super cool good me good! Very high quality www.
E_Iamdreaming or E_Iamdead or E_Iamnotreal:
you can easily create
http://echizen.mine.nu/imgfull/449019.jpg
That's NSFW, mind you. I've been browsing BBSPink...
Playboy model, secret marriage proposal, and a helicopter ride up a mountain. This post is just shitting on my life.
There is no try on OKCupid, there is only slow and painful ego death.
Genkijirushi
(*´・v・)
Don't believe it when they say they're trying to save her. Why would they bother? They've got exactly what they want exactly where they want it.
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Noun[edit]
anal (uncountable)
anal sex
In the right mood, I'll accept anal.
I'll do anything except anal.
I'll do oral and anal, but if you try to pee on me I'll emasculate you.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
ticks
I don't even know where my games are. Some of them I can look up because I know them by name, but where they used to be on the sidebar it now says "apps" and when I go to look at my "apps", it appears to be everything I never knew I signed up for plus Ravenwood Fair.
DirectX End-User Runtime
周秀娜是在我的人生中看到的最美丽的香港女明星之一,不管她做卖淫或还只是一个风言风语,我会支持她。最近没什么好看的电视剧,所以如果有推荐的作品随时给我介绍!
The Internet is no place to make fun of patients. Elevators and golf courses are the places to do that.
Il Modem non può accedere ad Internet perchè la connessione da modem non è attiva
Per accedere ad Internet è necessario attivare manualmente
la connessione dalla pagina di stato del modem.
Premere su "Accedi" per accedere direttamente alla pagina di stato del modem
Mass_deletion_of_television_articles_by_TTN
I once went shopping wearing clunky glasses, with some dippity-doo stuff in my hair. Still, people refused to call me Clark Kent, or "Mr. Kent". I can't help it that I was born in an Earthling homo sapiens body - inside I still feel like a Kryptonian.
I almost went back to the mall to go postal with my super strength, but stayed home and drank instead. When will people become more accepting of the fact that what we believe ourselves to be, is more important than the bodies and circumstances we were born to?
Do We Really Need the Moon? - BBC Documentary 2011
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bullseye lantern
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Django Unchained
Cursed whoever saddens an immortal spirit.
I've seen a lot of comments about DBZ bringing unlikely people together. Let me clue you in to a little know fact: every black guy in his 20s living in the United States has seen DBZ in its entirety. If you ever end up in an awkward situation with one of us, just mention Goku and everything will go smoothly.
Source: I am a black guy.
i'd love to but can't youtube'd be on my ass faster then you could blink
よく?あなたがために何を待っている?
pNa1E4ZmJ0 says:
July 22, 2013 at 6:49 am
223153 435233The subsequent time I read a weblog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as a whole lot as this 1. I mean, I know it was my option to read, but I truly thought youd have something attention-grabbing to say. All I hear can be a bunch of whining about something which you possibly can repair need to you werent too busy on the lookout for attention. 898915
Breast-like: surface formed by intersecting partial spherical shapes, larger version of botryoidal, also concentric layered aggregates
Diogenes the Cynic, it is related, was mighty of all people in regard to everything from self-control to endurance. He indulged in sexual lusts, not associating it with pleasure, an attractive good thing to some, but because of the harm that the retention of semen would cause if he avoided the habit of releasing it. When a prostitute who promised to visit him was delayed for some time, he rubbed his genitals with his hand, ejecting semen. After the whore arrived, he sent her away, saying: "my hand celebrated the wedding-hymn first." But it is clearly correct that, likewise, the disciplined man does not on account of pleasure indulge in lusts, but in order to relieve the hindrance acting as if this was not associated with pleasure.
"Fumi no imiki ... (his popular name was Ueda no Saburo ...). ... This wife of this ... man was a daughter of Kamitsuke no kimi Ohashi ... . ... He called his wife to go home with him, and on their return he violated her. Suddenly an ant bit his penis". {There is such an occult sensation as if an insect were biting the penis; I have felt it often : ability to sense this was apparently first achieved subsequent to the withdrawal of the penis into the body. A woman may feel the sensation as if an insect were biting her back; the woman (L. E.) with whom I cohabited used to feel this.}
11 Rue du Fauconnier 75004 Paris Frankrijk
leak your sperm into my dark hole and grow a third tit to suck with extra hair then bend over pull your ass cheeks wide and shit in my mouth and then i pinch your eyeball so you see the tree of disgust and fantasy.
PMFCWYTSV
Can't believe its been 8 months already :) im so happy and looking forward to many more months together. Couldnt imagine it any better. love you! <3
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I like good food, proper music and good company I don't suffer fools, timewasters and arseholes who slam car doors!! and people who say "BASICALLY" every two words AGGGRRRRRHHHHH!!!! So be warned!
vbox:
frame:
style_group "pref"
has vbox
label _("Music Volume")
bar value Preference("music volume")
frame:
style_group "pref"
has vbox
label _("Sound Volume")
bar value Preference("sound volume")
if config.sample_sound:
textbutton _("Test"):
action Play("sound", config.sample_sound)
style "soundtest_button"
frame:
style_group "pref"
has vbox
label _("Voice Volume")
bar value Preference("voice volume")
if config.sample_voice:
textbutton "Test":
action Play("voice", config.sample_voice)
style "soundtest_button"
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining
the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and
harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ
depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be
replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced
using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static
sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden
discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be
used immediately.
It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls
for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer
missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing
these necessary items.
For your chance to win this pleasure pack, all you have to do is leave a comment below telling me why you love Magnum. The competition closes at midnight AEST on the Sunday 13th May 2012. Open to Australian residents only. Please leave your name along with your comments and I will contact the winner through Facebook.
Good luck!
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François De Roubaix - Les Dunes D'Ostende
One attack identified a radio signal that, if re-broadcast, would have switched off a heart defibrillator.
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Tell Google: Stop Reading Our Email to Spam Us
author: Outlook.com
$ EvPr = 3
Every person with a wacom tablet has the same handwriting.
I say "Listen Ferguson, you little faggot, I don't know about all that gibberish, but me and my niggas came here for some pussy, some jager bombs, and some yayo. Now since ya boy don't like having sex with blue whales, u better make the next two happen real quick." The kid mutters in a shaky voice, "My name isn't ferguson," and starts tearing up a little. My boyz just laughed, it was pretty pathetic. After that I gave Ferguson a nuclear wedgie and peaced the fuck out before ya boy got swarmed by all the fat girls.
what did u just say.
Shut the fuck up. Linkin Park, is one of the best groups in this fucking world.
So Go AWAY. And GEt A LIFE
HaI 2 U mFkIN EMO FKERS GO liSTEN @ THE CURE N beat OFF WHILE U CUT UR WRIST
/jp/ - My Friends Are Here
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int main()
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{
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pre/non-op trans* lesbians with cis lesbian partners
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Last night I had a flying guy who shot fireballs out his butt.
menu:
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$ Inc = 0.9
jump L_proper
"Right":
$ Inc = 1.1
jump L_proper
rolandroi
sorry, im panic when i say english. is not my first you know.
Jonathanelliot6
You're such a moron.
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have this idea that anyone
Hahaha some folk make me laugh!!!! Hilare! Who du actully think u r?!?! Sunday rant!!!!!
Know you broke my heart woman when you said goodbye to me
suicide is painless
zombies are stupid soulless meat sacks filled with bone. Fuck zombies. The zombie fad is so asinine. Why are they so fascinating?
I did your third eye meditation during a week, I must say, during the day my third eye tingled all the time. I stopped with the meditation due to my other obligations, but from this week on I'll start again, I became more intuitive than I already was, thank you very much for your video. I found you highly spiritual developed and very intelligent.
>>245
Just when I've forgotten about suicide, you had to remind me! Now I'm contemplating it again.
Resistance training increases testosterone levels,[114] however, in older men, that increase can be avoided by protein ingestion.
I'm 90% into (GOOD)manga and i pretty much hate american comics all that superhero BS and western style for most part but my mom taught me not to say FUUU untill i check stuff personally
Bro this is an AMAZING story and nice artwork for most part (depends what u like but the 1st issues are pretty old and almost made me drop this :p)
EVERY1 who percieve manga or generally comic as something entertaining and good to "read" - should at least give it a try ...i will reread it and im DLing just to seed i got crappy ULspeed but this stuff MUST stay in the circle of sharing
btw 100 bullets is awesome too check it
as for manga check out my incomplete list for maybe something you could read
http://myanimelist.net/mangalist/Hefron&status=2&order=0
There are many philosophical responses to this question of the chicken crossing the road [see http://philosophy.eserver.org/chicken.txt ], however, i would respond as berkeley would; i.e;
the chicken was not so deeply into ‘subjective idealization’ as rationalist humans are so that the black coloured streak in the variegated, multicoloured landscape need not be discovered as a ‘thing-in-itself’ having already existed ‘out there’ prior to someone ‘discovering it’, as if some higher density accumulated lineaments of chicken scratchings or deer prints or man-scratchings deserved to be subjectively idealized as a ‘trail’ thing-in-itself.
chickens not only are NOT users of Standard Average European language and/or the languages of mathematics and geometry which stand ready to reify whatever forms you please and thus to declare their ‘existence’ as ‘things-in-themselves’ that purportedly exist independent of their being observed, ... but chickens are, as well, not so proud as humans of their every scratching that makes ‘their signature mark’ on the continually transforming relational space they are in, that they feel compelled to impute ‘thing-in-itself being’ to it, and have a ribbon cutting ceremony where they declare the West Pecos chicken scratch trail to be ‘officially open’, and thus to ‘officially exist’ as a ‘thing-in-itself’ so as to put the map into precedence over the territory.
the chicken, having less hubris than a Western human, would see herself, like the rooted, finned and winged ones, as a strand in the web of life or bio-cell in the evolving flow of the cosmic living-space, which, like the storm-cell in the atmosphere, is the continual transmitter of influences from the vast and universal to the point on which her storm-cell like action can act. she thinks of herself in the same manner as the conjugate receptor-effector relation in the new biology that recasts a biological cell from its former rendering as a ‘thing-in-itself’ or ‘unit of being’, to a ‘unit of perceiving’. [the way that 'the new biology' describes this psychological shift in the biological observer, which implicitly acknowledges the natural precedence of the relational-spatial-plenum]. the chicken can very well 'cluck' over NOT having to play a language game that forces one to impute jumpstart intention to all of its synthetically created 'things-in-themselves', and therefore not being burdened like those Western human forms-in-the-flow whose language architecture likes to divide out dynamic figure from relational ground, replacing the ground with an absolute measuring-frame reference, so that the development and behaviour of the observer-split-out figure can conveniently be attributed to the jumpstart 'intention' of ‘its own’ thing-in-itself-ness.
the human, in this manner, having ‘gotten rid of’ the complication of all dynamics arising from the continually transforming relational ground, by notionally extracting from it these dynamic forms and giving them word-name based thingness, and registering them on maps and in dictionaries so that others can play and pretend that these word-named-things 'really do exist out there', is now free to construct propositions and questions using his growing assortment of ‘things-in-themselves’, in terms of ‘what these things do’, such as ‘Why did the chicken cross the road’?
all of this language game playing serves to disguise Western man’s God-fetish, which operates so as to hide from view the part about man being a ‘transmitter of influences from the vast and universal to the point on which his genius can act’, as Emerson said, so he can pretend that the ‘vast and universal’ is a non-contributor to his development and behaviour and argue instead that 'he is doing it all by himself'.
in order to use this language game of cooking up ‘subjective idealizations’ to pass himself off as a God-in-Himself, he must of course disguise this by being generous and general and imputing the same intention-directed
You are been so childish and stubborn, I don´t like MLP too, but people has the right to watch what they won´t without been judged, is just what they like, and doesn´t have nothing wrong, and don´t say that you think like you do just because you have a decent IQ, my IQ is of 156 and I don´t use it as a plea every moment that I want to prove that I´m right
毎日がエーフィの日です
BERRYMAN-LANGFORD MEMETIC KILL AGENT
http://necroneurology.hubpages.com/hub/How-to-EASILY-remove-the-svchostexe-Trojan
support.kaspersky.com/downloads/utils/tdsskiller.exe
windows.microsoft.com/en-US/windows/service-packs-download#sptabs=win7
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My butler went to sleep in a sarcophagus I have in the basement, turned into a mummy and now I cannot get her to change back to butler or get rid of her. I tried to dismiss her but hhe cannot go up the stairs, cannot open doors, just complaining and growling in the basement with the void symbol over her head at all times. Someone knows how to "cure" this idiot butler??
In the painting, a clerk, a peasant farmer, and a soldier lie dozing on the ground underneath a table bound to a tree. The clerk's book, papers, ink and pen lie idle, as do the peasant's flail and the soldier's lance and gauntlet. A half-eaten egg in its shell runs between the peasant and the clerk. The table attached to the tree is laden with partly consumed food and drink. Behind the tree, a roasted fowl lays itself upon a silver platter, implying that it is ready to be eaten, and a roasted pig runs about with a carving knife already slipped under its skin. On the left, a knight emerges from a lean-to whose roof is covered in dishes of pie and pastry. On the right and behind the main action, a man clutching a spoon forces his way out of a large cloud of pudding, having eaten his way through it; he reaches for the bent branch of a tree in order to lower himself into Cockaigne. The fence enclosing the main scene behind the dozing trio is made of interwoven sausages. A partly eaten wheel of cheese and a bush or tower of loaves of bread sit on the left and right of the scene.
Twice each day he plays skillfully and with zest upon our small organ.
Hogari Hisaaki
君ならで誰にか見せむ 梅の花 色をも香をも知る人ぞ知る
Jun 28, 2013
The stars above were quite faint.
I'm afraid of the dark, my hallucinations, and the outside world in general. I covered the windows in my apartment with black garbage bags and hung them up with thumbtacks, and I keep one little lamp on 24/7. I love my little place. I only leave to do laundry and get groceries, but since I've started doing laundry in my bathtub, I end up getting out even less!
That aint sound to bad. I have not looked at my physical looks for years and just did Yoga for so long that I lost track of how I look.
I don't get why people are excited about the Super Bowl when Sonic exists.
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As you climb up the stairs and come back forever
Summer's in the house, how untamed it was
Walking with thee, walking with thee
Walking with thee, walking with thee
And both of us know your mind's back together
Stitched and tough for once (?), how untamed it was
Walking with thee, walking with thee
Walking with thee, walking with thee
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No
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A million joys, a million joys here
You can set your watch, how untamed it was
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Walking with thee, walking with thee
And with us all night you get good affection
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Walking with thee, walking with thee
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No
No
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
As you come up the stairs and come back forever
Summer's in the house, how untamed it was
Walking with thee, walking with thee
Walking with thee, walking with thee
And both of us know your mind's back together
Stitched and tough for once, how untamed it was
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НЕФТИ!
Everyday Black Man
Moses Stanton is pulled back into a world he loathes in order to protect his neighborhood -- and his daughter -- from two-faced Malik Al Muhammad
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>>540. The help page for "I'm dying" could not be opened because it is in a depricated windows help file type, however a program used to add support for old ...
It's like a eugenics ad.
Nosolagnia
A bit of a mashup of themes, and not super pretty, but not ugly either. It's fun thoguh, which is what counts. Has a few non-standard uses of teleport glitter, but otherwise things work as expected, even using the Raven key progression. Although the author recommends WHeretic it's fine for vanilla if you don't save. Interesting method of making you face the boss at the end instead of chickening out.
(^ω^;)←Stop using this face from the sick!!
vinyl's cost £25, which isn't THAT bad but screw paying that much for the gayest music in the world.
أ المسجل تبيع حموله شاحنة من الخشب من اجل 100 دولار. صاحب تكلفة الانتاج من الثمن. ما هو الربح ل
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That father stood on his lawn all fucking night. What a fat idiot.
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23/09/2013
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Skrillex brought the scene fashion to EDM, and somehow, it stuck.
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Understanding of natural systems is underpinned by physical laws and processes. This module explores energy, mechanics, physical properties of Earth materials and their relevance to environmental science using examples from across the Earth’s differing systems. The formation, subsequent evolution and current state of our planet are considered through its structure and behaviour―from the planetary interior to the dynamic surface and into the atmosphere. Plate Tectonics is studied to explain Earth’s physiographic features―such as mountain belts and volcanoes―and how the processes of erosion and deposition modify them. The distribution of land masses is tied to global patterns of rock, ice and soil distribution and to atmospheric and ocean circulation. We also explore geological time―the 4.6 billion year record of changing conditions on the planet and introduce geological materials, resources and hazards. This module is assessed by coursework and examination.
So I found a forum that specializes in Touhou.
I'm not gonna give the name or URL (It's NOT Lunatic Red, though), because... and this is a record for me... it only took me two days to realize this place was a shithole. Unfortunately, I'd actually posted an idea for a Touhou OC by then. So I message the owners, demanding to be allowed to delete my account, and instead they set it up so I can't change or delete my account or edit my posts, and the nasty and hateful things they've said... of course, I can't share them because they've blocked me from doing that... give evidence that they've decided to go ahead and steal my character idea, and claim it as their own. Odds are even going to try to go to ZUN in person and ask him to put her in the game... for a 'finder's fee' that will go straight to them, of course.
So to head off these potential disgusting thieves from this disgusting shitbox (Again, NOT Lunatic Red), I'm forced to post my OC here. The following is my Touhou OC, good or bad, you decide.
[b]Mary Smith (real name Yui Satou)[/b]
Title: Embodiment of Western Influence
Species: High-level Youkai
Occupation: Slacker
Ability: Monumental physical strength
Age: Unknown
Appearance: Very tall and very muscular, but her curves allow people to know that this is a woman. Long straight blond hair, a bronze tan, she wears a one-piece American Flag bikini, fake bunny ears, and a hockey mask like Jason wears. Often carries around a chainsaw.
Personality/Story: On a recent trip outside of Gensokyo, Yui Satou, a youkai with no personality and nothing that made her special, made a trip to North America. After spending a week there, she thought she'd absorbed all the culture she needed to know. She changed her name to Mary Smith, returned to Scarlet Devil Mansion, and took a form she thought would represent her love for America... a skimpy (but not outright lews) American Flag bikini, a very muscular physique, long blond hair... but she'd also fallen in love with American horror as well (Not having the patience to watch J-horror, with its long intellectual and psychological horror elements, she simply preferred watching boatloads of humans get slaughtered), hence the Jason mask. The fake bunny ears indicate she might have spent time in Las Vegas. She was going to follow in Jason's footsteps and slaughter as many humans as she could, but Remilia, nervous that Mary might wipe out her food source, had a gym built in the mansion where she could work out instead. Mary Smith is very brash, very cocky, very loud and loves peppering her speech with American words.
Location: Scarlet Devil Mansion
Relationships:
-Rumia: Mary Smith admires Rumia's Western appearance.
-Cirno: Cirno ends up angering Mary Smith somehow nearly every day, and usually gets pummeled for it.
-Hong Meiling: The two have become sparring partners, although Meiling usually has to run when Mary Smith ends up going for her chainsaws.
-Patchouli Knowledge: Oddly enough, the two are relative friends, as Patchouli now has someone who can appreciate the English-language section of her library.
-Sakuya Izayoi: The two are good friends, as Mary Smith's slaughtering of humans saves Sakuya a lot of time when preparing meals. As a trade off, though, Mary Smith eats quite a bit.
-Remilia Scarlet: It's unclear why Mary Smith lives in Remilia's mansion. Odds are it has to do with Flandre.
-Flandre Scarlet: Mary Smith is current teaching Flandre English, although it's the butchered English she thinks is correct.
-Raiko Horikawa: Has become very good friends with Raiko, and they are currently looking for a guitarist or two to join the heavy metal band they're forming.
I am not expecting feedback. This is simply here for any potential legal purposes.
Sleazy had made this film of young boys: LA skateboarders who meet this guy who puts an implant in their arms so every time they press a button they get an orgasm. After a while it burns out the nerves, so they put it in their cocks. It was all fake, but when I first saw it, I said: "Sleazy. People will think this is real."
dissociative identity disorder
Was playing on a TF2 2fort server full of people who generally make up the community (bronies, furries, redditors, /b/-tards, etc, all mentally between the ages of 11 and 16). Beforehand, I had the brilliant and original idea to make my spray a picture of a black guy having sex with an out of shape, middle-aged white guy. A while after spraying it, someone finally noticed it and preceded to flip his shit. He first asked if people are allowed to spray "gay shit" and asking "what the fuck was wrong with me". Everyone else was originally on his side saying porn isn't allowed to be sprayed (unless it's furry women with massive dicks or a beckoning pony showing it's ass and vagina), but that quickly changed when the guy started saying that I should "get my gay ass off the server" and that "fagots shouldn't be allowed to play". This caused everyone to turn on him, telling him he's a dumbass, calling him a bigot, and even almost unanimously having him vote kicked. After being booted, the next minute or so was the server talking about how terrible players like him are and that people like him should really grow up.
Oh the times they are a-changing.
In Praise of Shadows
unfulfilling
Jewish institute for national security affairs is talking. You have to get a look at these disgusting shills
contrast this to Lamarck’s idea of the animating source of a ‘living body’ that he presented in his ‘Recherches Sur L’Organisation Des Corps Vivans (1802) [Investigations into the Organization of Living Bodies]. What’s that? ... you haven’t read or heard about this work? Maybe that’s because it was so quickly dismissed by anglophone science after someone mocked the yin/yang notion of space orchestrating the stretching of a giraffe’s neck that it has never been translated into English.
it is right on target for understanding things in terms of relational space, and it explains epigenesis and conjugate receptor-effector relational process, and it explains evolution using physical yin/yang process, which is slowly and reluctantly being acknowledged by isolated areas of research in biological science.
Lamarck’s yin/yang view of biological life sees the cell as the conjugate relation of outside-inward orchestrating thermal, electromagnetic and gravity fields and inside-outward asserting actions of mineral saturated fluids. Lamarck’s yin/yang view also appears in the works of Nietzsche, Rolph, Roux and Rüdimeyer expressed as the conjugate relation of endosmosis and exosmosis.
Here is an except for which i still can’t find any english translation so i’ll have my stab at it and you can probably do better if you are fully fluent in french, which i am not;
In such a mass of materials [gelatinous fluid mixture], the fields [les fluides subtils] are always reaching out and permeating the materials around them, constantly penetrating and dissipating at the same time, conditioning in its permeating, the disposition of the interior parts, rendering them capable of absorbing and exhaling other fluids in the surrounding environs which are capable of being retained.
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These other fluids, which are water charged with dissolved gases or other substantive materials, the atmospheric air which contains water etc., I call them ‘containable fluids’ [fluides contenables] to distinguish them from the subtle fluids [Lamarck’s calls ‘fields’ les fluides subtils], such as heat flow, electrified materials etc. that no material bodies know how to contain [i.e. the fluids that contain but which cannot themselves, be contained].
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The containable fluids which are absorbed by the small gelatinous mass that has just been discussed, do not stop their movement into the parts, because the field flow [les fluides subtils non contenables] which are all the while penetrating, won’t allow it.
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Thus the ‘fields’ trace out the first designs of the most simple organization, and then the containable fluids, by their movements and their other influences develop it, and with time and where all the circumstances are favourable, complexify it and perfect it.”
This is clearly a yin/yang ‘relational’ view of “the most simple organization characterizing living bodies”.
This ‘throws out’ the notion that cells are propelled by their own internal ‘selfish genes’ and/or that organisms are animated by their pursuit of their own survival, because these notions arise from first assuming the cell or the organism IS AN ALL-YANG-NO-YIN THING-IN-ITSELF.
I used to wach this when I was 5 but now i am 8
On a list of things that was not okay, that was not okay.
Nightmares on Wax
SUN WAS NEVER PUT UP THERE BY GOD AND YOU KNOW IT
"I like ramen and I like burgers, so ..." Hahn added.
May I be so bold to say you are like a few cans of pickles?
Shihou Matsuri
The Ya Oke and Piss without permission!
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41-year-old is too shy and a lot of ways
Put me in the army and I won't discriminate - I'll shoot "enemies", "superiors", "allies", walls, sand, sky, and David Cameron when he comes to give us that morale-boosting visit
Hejian Wanxiang Drilling Equipments Co., Ltd added you on Google+
Though saying that I saw an art & design teacher job posted, but it said you had prove you were catholic
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Ministry of magic is taken over by vorudemoto, and scrim jor of magic minister is killed.
Shrek and Fiona married and safety. My parents will be posted in one of the character of the happy nitono Fiona from the celebration of the marriage. Before leaving the keys of the Kingdom of the reluctant Shrek and Fiona Don home reluctantly, unwillingly first. Of course parents are surprised to Shrek. In addition, fight Shrek and King. Cat killer King Shrek boots will be sent. Friends of Shrek's cat boots. Travel to happiness is wearing new boots showing Shrek's feline friend Fiona. Fairy godmother shows at that time to the King. Son lays the promise of each King's daughter.
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And the erev and the boker were Yom Revi’i
AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.swf-
God came in his car, a big hot rod monstrosity, and I had my wee VW Beetle, and guess who won? I won, before the race even started, because God was disqualified for too many false starts. But this is just God's Way.
catch ya later
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James Joyce's Finnegans Wake
the San Jose, California telephone directory
IRS Form 1040
the Intel i486DX Programmer's Reference Manual
the Mississippi River
anything by Baudrillard
Life of a CreepyPasta Author..
1) Play a Spooky Game!
2) Be Scared
3) DIE!
4) Still have time to write about your expierience
I DON'T KNOW YER DAD!
:(
Thrill of the Hunt
Level 1-2 (first world, second level) provides an excellent example of this. At the end of the level, if you pass the intended exit by walking instead along the roof of the castle, you arrive at a warp zone that permits ‘skipping’ to worlds 2, 3, or 4. If you choose the fourth world (and, rightly, you should), you’ve bypassed 10 levels (the two remaining in the first world and four each in the second and third worlds).
The question being, does Mario acquire knowledge of these 10 skipped levels (in, at least, an existential sense) despite the warp? Or are you now playing with a less-experienced Mario, a Mario that is not intrinsically deserving of this achievement?
But it’s axiomatic to the world of Super Mario Bros. that undeserved achievements cannot occur. Therefore, we have to assume that Mario has somehow absorbed this knowledge without you (or else he, and by extension you, could not be here).
This is why, when you play Mario with warps, you start to feel a gap between yourself and Mario. It’s a real emotional gap due to the fact that you are, at least subconsciously, aware that Mario has attempted, beaten, and experienced several levels without you. But you cant feel betrayed because you chose this path. You chose the warp.
The beauty being that there are no alternate routes to the castle. Opponents have said that this is not true to life. But those that have meditated on the subject understand that, regardless of the number of roads that lie before us, we each are only capable of taking one path. It is very possible that thousands of alternate paths exist for Mario but we are not shown these paths because they represent a false reality, a reality that Mario will never ― can never ― know.
Additional Credits to : My cat - who surrvived the frustrated beatings
And My wife - for the same sort of thing!
shimipan
共生
Sachin Patel 5 months ago
Hi,its me Sachin great Harlem shake i will recomened it to other people.
Ally Clark 5 months ago
Hi Sachin. It's me, Ally.
Thanks for the kind words.
I would rather re-enact 2girls1cup than play this anus fuck of a wad.
:)
空に燃えてる でっかい太陽
腕にかかえた 貴様と俺だ
バネもきいてら 血もわくさ
エイコラゴーゴー やっつけろ
年がら年中 傷だらけ
泥んこ苦行は なんのため
勝って帰らにゃ 男じゃない
地球ふみぬく 足ふんばった
組んだスクラム 貴様と俺だ
恋をする気も 意地もある
エイコラ ゴーゴー やっつけろ
年がら年中 傷だらけ
泥んこ苦行は なんのため
勝って帰らにゃ男じゃない
エイコラゴーゴー ぶっつぶせ
年がら年中 泣かされた
泥んこ苦行は なんのため
勝って帰らにゃ 男じゃない
Wikipedia’s editors don’t have my level of self-control and went with dirty bit.
.3
Hey, you know what? I think more people get married thanks to World of Warcraft than because of OKCupid.com. Someone should run the numbers on that
RedOctane Ignition 3.0
Me and my friends were all over them stats, man
mendacity
God: Abraham, go kill your son for me.
Abraham: Right away!
God: No dude, I'm just trollin' with you. Don't actually do that. Kill this ram instead.
Abraham: Ok.
God: You sure are gullible, what else would you do? Will you cut off the end of your penis?
Abraham: Sure!
The quotation is impeccable, syntactically, semantically, logically, and rhetorically. There is nothing baffling about its language at all.
Why do we be mean to people when we don't mean it. Whyyy?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Momoyama Gakuin University
With SteamOS, “openness” means that the hardware industry can iterate in the living room at a much faster pace than they’ve been able to.
Much as I loathe the Monarchy and feel that “Her Majesty”'s throne should be converted to an electric chair with immediate effect and forthwith, there is one thing that gives me an uncontrollable erection and that is the Union Jack flag. As a teenager, such were the colours of my duvet cover. I remember my mother complaining about it as she fished it from the laundry basket and smelt it all over. “Have you been gluing model aeroplanes together again, Stephen? All this sticky mess, I'll need two cups of Persil.”
When supporting Madness in 1992 I'd intended the whole thing to be my grand “coming out” moment. Yes, I was in love with the British flag, be proud and get used to it, and we were going to get married and adopt babies, little brown ones perhaps. Instead, the hateful, so-called mass-media ignored the raging, tumescent bulge in my trouser area as I draped myself in that flag and thought I was making some sort of National Frontist statement. But I am no mindless, right wing patriot - unless it is “fascist” for a man to be sexually attracted to the flag of his country?
I have worked hard on this website for twelve years. In 2010 its founders sold it to GameFly for an undisclosed sum and under unknown conditions, without notifying the community. This resulted in three years of agony and vain hope during which we were unable to establish any sort of communication with either GameFly or their representative on the site. Then, in September 2013, this atrocious re-design that you see now replaced the old comfortable design without as much as a notification. This design is not only ugly: half of the features that made MobyGames a great site are either removed or obfuscated, and the functionality is buggy and impaired beyond belief. I boycotted this site in protest with other contributors and then left for good when all requests were ignored.
Greed and apathy
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Despite its many flaws and lack of progress in framework and features, MobyGames was a pretty good website for a long time. Then came the great redesign in September 2013 which was done by someone who has absolutely no clue about design standards, responsive design, intuitive database visualization, search or filtering, or any kind of design whatsoever. Really, I made better websites fifteen years ago in HTML 3 with CGI scripts. People complained en masse because the site was bugged, slow, ugly and unusable for any of its main purposes. Nothing happened, and the site became a graveyard. The end.
In the face of bad feeling Gomikuzu human or What's Elvis Asuka
The w I em by hooking the pee of you
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Afrojack liked the vocal line [of a song he was working on], but he wasn’t sure about the song’s structure. “It’s a thirty-second verse, a thirty-second pre-chorus, and a thirty-second chorus,” he said. “Is that right for a radio song?”
“You don’t go by time,” [songwriter Antony] Preston said. “You go by bars.”
Afrojack cocked his head. “What’s ‘bars’?”
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writing it
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I hate everything
anime
ehehehehehe
are you done yet?
anhedonia
Labels like self-hating jew, anti-semite, or anti-zionist are just meant to stifle dissent.
You're a Jewmon, the pokemon variety, and nobody can tell you otherwise.
Jewmons powers include common sense, fairness, and weird as fuckness.
Good day
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THIS IS THE ONLY ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW ANXIETY 5 GUM HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Why would I be the way I am? Why would you be the way you are? Why we be the way we be? Sometimes you don't think it be like it is, but it do.
out-of-order execution
DQN is their version of News for VIP and stupid things happen there. The romance and personal issues boards are fucking hilarious.
チルノフ
AV女優,麻生希のイメージビデオ。
完璧なお嬢様顔で,高身長のスタイル抜群のボディー。
「今更,イメージビデオを出しても,興奮しないや」と思いきや,
一線級のアイドル顔負けの可愛らしさで,しかも,超小顔!!
そして,露出が多い奇抜なデザインの衣装などでセクシーをふりまく姿は,魅せられます。
でも,おとなしめのイメージビデオなので,不満です。
AV女優なんだから,エロエロで見せて欲しかった。
fastigiate
Pluto has to be a planet. if its too small to be a planet, then midgets are too small to be human.
The character system in Fallout is called the SPECIAL system, and it is practically identical - although there are some additions and minor changes - to the system in Fallout, which also used SPECIAL.
Yuko Ninomiya e-hentai
YUKO NINOMIYA is a worst woman who forgets to be a teacher and is devoted to an indecent act with student in a classroom. It gets excited by the body with elasticity that seems to be delicious. It is 100% badness of YUKO though it is students that touched. It is female teacher's obligation that the body is offered to the young students questioning in sensitivity to let an ill feeling dissolve. It is necessary to be likely to reeducate it far from teaching to students. Such an ignorant female teacher does not need to be teacher! Let her become the plaything of all the campuses as a genital toilet. YUKO orders two students whom a class manner has bad to do a detention after school and is going to investigate a feeling that she may be despised of students. It is only a body that students are interesting in though they had goodwill in YUKO. She is immediately affected and made to take off clothes. YUKO is made taking off stocking and is made open leg pose on the teacher's desk. YUKO is just a woman despite a teacher and cannot oppose if she is affected by the two men. She is made taking off the panty and finger fuck is made. The clitoris is stimulated, too and she is made acme with loud pant voice. It is the lowest female teacher to get the acme by the finger fuck of the student. And, the cock is thrown and she is made fellatio. There is already no look of the teacher on a miserable face in double fellatio and expression from which cock is pierced to interior of throat. Then cock inserted at standing back posture. YUKO is posed at next bending posture and eyes are hollow. The joy juice that becomes cloudy is gushed and she ejaculates. YUKO is made to go into convulsions the whole body and is made acme. Immediately after, piston is done at missionary posture and she faints in agony. The clitoris is groped while being inserted at bending & side posture and the whole body is gone into convulsions, and she is made acme again. And then vaginal cum shot is made at side posture. Immediately after, second cock inserted. The fucking while continue deep kiss is so obscene. And, semen is injected. The whole body of YUKO goes into convulsions, too. And she feels it in peels off white of the eye. After the fact, another student show up and tries to throw in the cock to mouth of YUKO in an excited state of mind. The stupefied YUKO licks the cock as it is. Students made the mouthful cum shot one after another after they made YUKO suck the cock severely. The semen of four totals hits in mouth of YUKO directly. Students compel all the poured semen to be drunk up after cock immediately after the ejaculation is sucked and cleaning fellatio is made. They do what wants to do. Just after that, teachers enter the classroom and are greatly astonished to see YUKO who is covered with semen, and is dead tired. YUKO who is left there is taken out from the classroom and taken to head teacher though students flee immediately. Teachers fuss over to the situation of sex with the student in the classroom. It immediately questions about YUKO closely and the responsibility is pursued. YUKO cannot answer straight by the shock of continuous vaginal cum shot & mouthful cum shot. As results, it made it to the thing that YUKO had one-sidedly invited students. YUKO is immediately groped body as reeducating is necessary for a shameless teacher. The clitoris is stimulated by the finger in the open leg pose after she is made taking off socks and the pant
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When you hear someone say "We all need to take care of each other", what they're really saying is "I want someone to take care of me". Socialism is the creed of the deluded, the lazy, the timid, the dull, and the inept. People who desire it are either children or adults with the minds of children. Socialism in whatever guise is not just a silly ideology; it’s an impossible ideology. It violates the principle of ex nihilo nihil fit (nothing comes from nothing). You cannot draw more energy out of a system than you put into it. Socialism whispers sweet nothings into the ears of the dullards, but reality speaks more bluntly: “If you don’t work, you don’t eat.” And reality always wins. Always.
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Patrick Don´t waste your time on your spirituality, you can´t make money with that, my friends are laughing at me because you are focusing upon something that isn´t intelligent. Nobody wants to hear this shit anyway, patrick come on come back to reality... You need to do something meaningful to society, this shit is just fantasy, blablabla, now motherfuckers see anything I touch and Intent becomes REAL no matter if its Patrick Jumpen, Occult Teachings, The Star Within. You simply do not HAVE THE FUCKING INTELLIGENCE TO RECOGNISE A FUCKING INCARNATION LOL.
Silybum marianum
MAIN EVENT: I QUIT/MAIN EVENT: CAGE
Preach to me about morals? Do as I say and not as I do. No More? Yeah,
we'll all say no more. No More Steve!
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からたちの花
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パーティは全滅しました・・・
I ran my computer's headphone output through my guitar effects pedal board. For the last hour, I have been adding various combinations of effects to porn videos. I started out working the pedals with my feet, using the mouse with one hand, and masturbating with the other, but now I'm not even masturbating, I'm just laughing hysterically while choosing random porn videos and tweaking the various combinations of delay, reverb, flanger, phaser, fuzz, tremolo, and tape echo, as well as looping various random segments. I was just starting to calm down and wipe the tears from my eyes when I realized my SP-404 has a pitch shifting effect.
I have never been so happy.
>>440
Another fun thing to do I have found by accident is to dub porn sounds over random videos, or vice versa. I did this by accident with pokemon and found it very amusing.
Also, you should consider recording the results and contributing them to VIPTRONIX as ringtones or full tracks...
Just had to post this somewhere. Quicksand porn: http://www.quicksandvisuals.com/videos.html
this wasn't what i originally had on my clipboard but i had to preserve it for the ages
集めればいいんだろ
i wanna see your period send me pics
Interesting times, yesterday I learned how to use bird feathers to increase the magnetic receptivity of my brain. Very very interesting because this gives me the TELEPATHY SIDDHI. When a bitch is thinking about me I feel it, i sense it, I fantasize about it and I dream it. Then I go to the woman and play out what she thinks HAHA. Major Siddhar developments going on since 2 days. Krishna ARRIVED MOTHERFUCKERS.
Wow. They really don't get it.
I just heard from Demand Progress that pro-NSA forces in Congress are pushing for a new senate version of CISPA! AGAIN!
CISPA is the terrible anti-privacy bill that would allow, even encourage, corporations to share your private data with the government (including the NSA) and face no legal backlash for doing so.
Tell your Senators, no new CISPA: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/CISPA_r3/?referring_akid=2330.2292341.1OlRPr&source=taf
It's absurd that they should introduce an anti-privacy bill at a time when Americans are already loudly voicing their opposition to the NSA's invasive mass surveillance programs.
CISPA would make it even easier for them to spy on us. Click here to tell your Senators to oppose CISPA: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/CISPA_r3/?referring_akid=2330.2292341.1OlRPr&source=taf
The pro-NSA legislators pushing this bill want to grant legal immunity to corporations that share your data with the federal government. They're trying to cover their tracks. We can't let them.
Tell your Senators, NO CISPA: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/CISPA_r3/?referring_akid=2330.2292341.1OlRPr&source=taf
Thanks.
GAYS
MUSIC
STYLE
THEATRE
WEIRD
Stinky Horse Fuck
Warning: This episode contains spoilers for future episodes
looking for a funny sneeze comic
a comic something like every time i sneeze i turn into a girl with a dick, and then another sneeze it something else and the last one is i turn into a fridge with a dick.
>>457
I was actually thinking of someone on here once saying that LFS stood for something vulgar about "horse penis up your butt" in Hungarian or something. Though he could have just been making that up.
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Oct 22, 03 at 1:27am ^re: Voice Samples
AS long as there KOF songs I will be ok with it. I sometimes download diddo and Korn songs from the net and listen to them every day.
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Ugh, you know that track "Sandstorm"? The one by Darude? I fucking hate that track.
A few nights ago, I was doing a set for this "rave" (believe me, I rolled my eyes hard at that description) for this stupid pre-finals bullshit thing that some high school on the rich side of town was holding. Since it was a "rave", I actually brought proper breakbeat hardcore, some bleep-and-bass, some 90s cheese techno shite, and some other happy hardcore-ish stuff.
The little fucks would not take it.
I kept getting these little rich cunts coming up to me in the middle of the set demanding that I play some Tiesto, some Deadmau5, and a bunch of other (probably) club-friendly shite that I couldn't identify. Then, it got even worse.
This little fucker had the nerve to ask me to play "Sandstorm". I said, "Sandstorm?" She replied, "Yeah, by Darude. Y'know, Sandstorm." I figured telling her that I didn't have that song would shut her up. I was wrong.
Ten minutes later, she returned. In her hand, she had a goddamn copy of Sandstorm on CD. Yes, she had the actual single on CD. Now, I was playing on vinyl turntables, so obviously that wasn't going to work. I explained this to her.
She just would not get it.
She kept demanding that I stop my set right in the fucking middle, right after I got everything all perfectly beatmatched, and throw the fucking CD on the turntable. She even had the gall to attempt to grab the tonearm on one of the turntables.
Finally, I had enough. I turned both turntables off, unplugged the mixer, and demanded that the lights be turned on. I turned to her, took a deep breath, and yelled right in her face, "No, I will not play 'Sandstorm', you little cunt! Stop fucking harassing me about it!"
She broke down crying and ran out of the gym. One of the faculty, who the fuck cares who, demanded that I leave immediately.
I got kicked out of the event without even getting my fee. This has taught me two things: a) Kids have no fucking taste in music and b) Get the organiser to pay up-front next time.
Also, I fucking hate "Sandstorm". That, and fucking punk kids who think that I'm their human jukebox.
hogfor ("seaworthy") Shortened to HG, then pronounced by Norwegian and Danish sailors as "hah gay".
I'm not entirely sure that intentionally going to a Carrot Top show is less embarrassing than knowing who Ron Jeremy is.
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Kabitokaii: THANKS OBAMA
エーフィやばい色してる
fucking cyber kitty
und zeitlos geworden die vergangenheit
I never bought this book I don't know why it is showing up. Hope you did not charge me for this please check your records.
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>> why
A terrified and good and not very rich engineer helped the bald programmer.
>> why
The devil made me do it.
>> why
For the love of the programmer.
Requiem, Rex Tremendae
祈願
Aglais io
Possibility of human tetrachromats
ぱすぽ
Gravity: Just another male theory that holds women down.
what is known as The Moment. How long it takes for a developer to experience The Moment is correlated with how closely they are to the metal. I'm not sure if it's the solder, the silicon, or the flux, but it seeps into your mind and slowly, but surely, The Moment will happen.
The project is going swimingly well. Smoother than normal, actually. The calm before the storm. Suddenly, abruptly, your device fails. Maybe you were there, maybe someone else reported it; neither makes it less mysterious. You brush it off with more important things to do. It happens again. Now it bothers you; top priority. You try for hours to make it happen consistently. No amount of tin foil, bunny ears, or interpretive dance will make it happen again. So you give up, you start steel plating the code. Paranoid error checking everywhere, setting variables twice, resetting, extra padding on all the timing parameters. PARANOIA. You code begins to look like a lunatic wrote it. But the bug never happens again. Your paranoia and double guessing fixed the problem.
The Moment! From then on, whenever something doesn't quite feel right with your projects, you start inserting strange, almost ritualistic incantations in your code. If anyone asks why you decided to sleep for 14.23ms instead of the prescribed 10ms, you just call them a devil and run away back to your ancient cross compiling GCC and make a sacrifice to the Upstream Gods.
I feel for the author. From that Moment on, his code will never be the same. His sanity, now left on the cutting room floor along with the trust he once had in Datasheets and Programming Manuals.
The woman was 45 years old with thick curly black hair that fell to her shoulders.
She stood 5 foot 6 inches tall and was an overweight 150lbs. Her 38D tits sagged
without the support of a bra and the rest of her measurements were a 30-inch waist
and 36-inch hips.
The two elves stared at the cunt juice that was running down the inside of her leg
from her hairy front hole as she snarled, "Right you little bastards, I want cock."
Out of nowhere I tackle you on the sidewalk, sitting on your neck.
The dress of my cirno cosplay riding up, the cellophane wings becoming crooked, I lower my balls into your mouth, the shaft of my penis resting against the side of your nose, pinching off one nostril.
You struggle for breath and resist at first, but eventually the salty taste is too haunting and you begin to lick it off of my scrotum, the back of your tongue relaxing enough to let a little air back into your windpipe.
Your lingual massages feel pleasant, but aren't really doing it for me. I use the nail of my index finger to lift the tip of my penis and drop it onto your right eye again and again. pat pata pat pata.
Each time that it glances off the side of your nose the negative pressure of your panting holds your nostril closed for a second longer than it strictly needs to.
Now that I'm hard, I start slowly rubbing the top of the shaft with my palm, pushing its soft underbelly onto your face as the taste slowly fades from my scrotum.
I change my wrist position to accommodate a faster rub and the underside of my penis begins to twitch, flexing and unflexing a series of sphincter muscles squeezing precum and then cum out onto your blapharoplastied eyelids.
You've always had a secret fetish for getting jizz in your eye so you make an effort to keep them open, but your eyelashes do their job and block my semen from entering.
I stand up, my penis already shrinking and receding into my body. The balls you'd grown to love retracting back up into my abdomen, ovulating, producing eggs you have no hope of ever fertilizing.
I fix my dress and step into the waiting limo, my muscular boyfriend welcoming me in nothing but green boxer briefs and striped gym socks.
"Did you have a good time?" he asks, tossing the cork from a champagne bottle out the still open door; knocking the jizm loose from your eyelashes as it impacts your cheek.
"Yeah..." I say, idly surprised at myself, inspecting a champagne flute for any dust or other particulates, "I had a good time."
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
(The purpose of this series of stories is to show the children, and even those who have already taken up the study of history, the home life of the colonists with whom they meet in their books. To this end every effort has been made to avoid anything savoring of romance, and to deal only with facts, so far as that is possible, while describing the daily life of those people who conquered the wilderness whether for conscience sake or for gain.)
Do you want aliens? That's how you get aliens.
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soaring dildo of murder
Is there something you find sexual and want to try that others are likely to find disgusting?
Yes. Please let me buy games on GoG that I can already download for free legally elsewhere.
BF4普通に遊べるスペックのパソコンなのに遊ぶ時間がない
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LGBT-related anime and manga
Salary
0.01 - 0.01 per month
National Teachers Pay Rates
哈囉
ていうかせっくすしたい
you R a drummer already dude
ultimatedrummingtechnique.com
01 Title screen
02 Options Screen
03 Difficulty Settings
04 Automap showing 1 1
06 To the right is a SWITCH to the left is the GOLD "key"
12 Flying view of mummy
17 Map view of 1 4
18 Mummy about to be toasted by Pheonix rod
23 Mummy biting it
24 Thing whos name I know not about to die
26 He's dead
31 Giant Skull bad thing
35 Giant Skull being rained on
38 Big brown guys about to get a beating
39 Another Big brown guy
40 Brown guy getting popped
41 Razor blade dudes attacking
45 Big brown guys attacking
48 Razor guy attacking again
52 Bad snake guys
58 Automap view of 3 6
59 Giant Minator guy
62 Minotor guy attacking snake guy
76 Minoror guy attacking
86 Blue key thing
87 Giant Skull attacking
92 Giant Skull eating the cock of death
94 Wings of Wrath item
96 Wings of Wrath item
97 Phoenix Rod
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Yutaka Minobe - A Love Suicide
Yeah, but there are lasting immaterial rewards for all of that work, like going to Target and seeing the game you slaved on last year priced at $9.95 on the Bargain Software rack.
my $ymd = DateTime->now(time_zone => "local")->ymd('');
my $hms = DateTime->now(time_zone => "local")->hms('');
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With a twinkle in his eye and a skip in his step, RMS slammed his sky-blue Chevette's rusted-out car door and turned on heel toward the MIT Zoo entrance. Today was a Sunday, and RMS had decided the daily stresses of Free Software, the GPL, and his crazy drug-smoking habits could go away for just one afternoon while he enjoyed the zoo.
"That'll be twenty-five dollars, sir," the lady at the admission booth said glumly. She looked at RMS expectantly.
"I was expecting this zoo to be Free," RMS stated loudly, eyes darting around to gauge onlookers' reactions. There were none: RMS's capital F had went unnoticed. "Can you ensure me that this money will not help fund..."
The admissions lady cut him off. "Twenty-five dollars, or twenty bucks with a Bawls can," the lady cut in.
With a grumble and shake of his beard, RMS handed over twenty five of his hard-earned dollars. Considering that the GPL works to unemploy programmers, one must wonder where this money came from.
By evening, RMS found himself in front of the penguin exhibit. He felt himself start to sweat, which would have been no surprise-his thick, full, grizzly beard was worth a thousand down comforters-except that he was wearing only a pair of nylon biking shorts and a travel pack around his waist. He stared at his hands. What was wrong?
"Awk" a nearby bird squawked. RMS wheeled in the direction the screech had come from. He was met with the steely, unfeeling stares of a penguin. "Awk! Ooooh God, the penguin said awk... Lord, lord lord, it's GNU/Linux. The penguin is Tux!!!" RMS blurted out. He felt dizzy, and cold sweat now washed over his brittle, hairy chest. He looked this way and that. From nearby a bird again squawked.
"Awk! Awk! Awwwwk!!!"
RMS ran as fast as his atrophied hippie-programmer legs could carry him, right through a gate and into an exhibit. He realized what he had done, and before he could turn around, he heard a low, ominous sound. Like the Devil's riding mower.
"Moooooooooooooooo!"
RMS gasped and darted his eyes around him as he stood deathly still.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
RMS was standing in the Gnu section, and it seemed these bull yaks were in rut and ready to mate with the first hairy thing with a hole in its center they found. Bad luck for RMS and his beard. Just then he felt cloven hooves push him down, and the world became fuzzy. RMS blacked out and remembered no more.
もののあはれ
ABOUT SIMPLY AMAZING
19. Genderless. Physically Caucasian. Transnigger (Yes I have the privilege to say this because I'm not white mentally)
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>>537
can't for the life of me imagine why she deleted her tumblr account.
Whether or not the MIC and soul, forever, quickly on purpose from the lessons of the beauty in all of Northern Poland evil emperor rules is now growing big trunk soul in the vast plains of the dark shadows of the Commander of the silent network crime master unknown transmission strength death shade shadow pride development battle all night repair. Ushirokawa wash gentle wise beauty Black Sea masters shadow demon Emperor King 3 all North, before dark black man is now surrounded not infinite, and all to deal with fraud causes, not of the Earth, the popular bland read great night not occurring dominant Wing Commander and his blood boiling, pain. Start a tremor. The last time of the eternal life of the soul is eternal cold soul spirit. Outbreed the summoned demon wicked Sin itself is lost I need.
It is either scary or hilarious how many programmers were created by the desire to cheat in video games.
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I dislike HTML5 with a passion – java-script is a joke of a language; no classes, weak types etc… I moved to flash pretty much directly after I wrote this article which is only slightly better than java-script as a language but has no adoption problems like silverlight did.
Apple devices are pretty much the only ones not to support flash, which is a shame, but it still remains the one platform with the greatest reach dispite HTML5′s inroads. It will be years before HTML5 is even on level terms with flash; there is no way you can replace all the tools, shared knowledge and infrastructure quickly enough for HTML5 to become dominant any time soon. :)
You don't understand the concept of "a lot of missiles" unless you've seen Macross.
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Tak and the power of Juju
アルコールで出来てます。年上を敬わないが、年下からも敬わられません。埼玉の実家には一面、ラベンダー畑が。一年中アレルギーなんで、はたから見たら蓄膿症に勘違いされます。ジャックブラックに似てると言われます、なんとなく存在が。
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こいよ♂
Federal Gun Legislation Timeline
Evolution of Laws to Control Firearm Use
Limescale
Hungarian LFS community
Also Racist: Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
Because Latinos and other immigrants are simply unable to comprehend the concept of smearing stuff on sliced bread and this kind of White Man magic scares and oppresses them.
Pharaoh's Dance
fusianasan
some fractal Borgesian nightmare, like something an autistic Dungeons and Dragons player who got high on meth drew
Kokkusakkā
Advanced Engineering Mathematics
קרווילה
hülye külföldi
Nobuko Yoshiya
山口組
Fish: Finally, a command line shell for the Obamacare sites and useful apps
shangrilamux.com
Expo 2020
cherry orchard
Its funny that you responded to my post with two posts, nine days apart.
This leads me to believe you actually spent time thinking of these responses, you probably think they are rather clever, they are not.
The "faults" you "tolerate" are your own.
You assimilate the fallacies of your own thought process.
You are essentially the logical equivalent of a human centipede.
Your feelings of isolation are a product of this, they are likely exacerbated by the narcissism you display in your posts.
>tfw no catgirl gf to purr on your dick, or wrap her soft fluffy tail around your waist during intercourse
>tfw no playful nips on your neck while you stroke her hears
>tfw no "nyan~! X3" when you first stick it in
so it's kind of like taking things
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kakoii
racist - A statement of surrender during an argument. When two people or disputants are engaged in an acrimonious debate, the side that first says "Racist!" has conceded defeat. Synonymous with saying "Resign" during a chess game, or "Uncle" during a schoolyard fight. Originally, the term was meant to indicate that one side was accusing the other of being racist, but once it was noticed that people only resorted to this tactic when all other arguments had been exhausted, it acquired its new meaning of "indicating one's own concession of defeat."
>>876
I found it myself with some google fu. Fortunately they give her name away at the beginning of the video (希 = Nozomi)and after about an hour of googling various AV sites I found it:
お嬢様はお熱いのがお好き! (The young miss loves hot things!)
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=1iscr00006/
ゴム - おっくせんまん!
(i == x) || (i==(x+width))
My dad said something about Detroit that would offend many people. He said "Detroit looks Hiroshima the day after the atomic bomb exploded"
This post is a one hundred percent genuine CTRL+V directly from the clipboard and not blatantly composed from scratch via manual keystrokes. You can't prove that it isn't.
>>592
So, the first known dog's name was kind of like "Bow-wow", right?
haha guys this is so magnificent. I just teach my own mother about how serpent energy of krishna and buddha is real stuff and how anyone who knows the truth can present themselves as THE authority. I told my mom that i went on this rightiouss quest to change this earth and that i got exposed to a million things and that i had to battle all of them to come to this point of understanding. And then I gave her this serpent wisdom (The TRUTH) but i told her who that truth belongs to: JESUS. So i told her go to bed and say the words JESUS CHRIST 100 times for 1 week every night and just experience what happens and if she dont like it just quit it and the energy will leave as energy is always temporarly. THen I walk outside and see this comet in the sky and i immediatly become disoriented lol. I truely have no clue what in godsname is going on here but it is amazing. When you are a rightiouss being you invite the devil. Its crazy man, you can be a SATANIST and SATAN WILL LAUGH AT YOU and you turn into his puppet. But the moment you start talking about Jesus Christ wow this Crazy Mental Spiritual Warfare will take on porportions unimaginable. Do you want to become rightiouss? Well there is a big price you will pay and this is just how it SEEMS TO BE... UNTILL that authority comes back haha.
한국 요리
조선 료리
負
AKIBirth of this universe, AKIBurn into your memory
A・K・I・B・A(Fu〜☆) AKIBA-POP!
Landsknecht Sang
Die Drummen, die Drummen
Well fuck me with a swiffer wet jet, I am an idiot.
I gotta get in on this scene
Mark my words, Lisp will rise again. And it will run great on Amiga.
The Chiquita Banana logo was created for United Fruit Company in 1944 by Dik Browne, who is perhaps best known for his Hägar the Horrible comic strip.
Your mother jerks off pigs. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her fingers tracing along it's belly until she finds it's cock. She begins tugging and stroking as her twat moistens, her breasts swelling and her nipples begin to stick out like erasers on a fresh #2 pencil. She grunts with satisfaction as the pig begins eagerly thrusting into her hand, her grip now tightening to maintain control of the pig's greasy corkscrew cock. She lowers her head to watch the cock work in her hand, groans with satisfaction and begins working her clit with her other muddy hand, her hips gyrating with the rhythm of the pig's thrusting. "Oh fucking jesus god yes.." she gasps. She changes positions, still maintaining control of the feverishly thrusting cock as the pig's squealing intensifies. She leans forward and with her lips almost touching the pig's ear, she whispers your name and begins to shudder. She turns her attention again to the pigs swollen member rocking in her hand. She presses it between her hand and her face, the pig thrusting it against her cheeks as she drools. With a massive grunt and a high pitched squeal, the pig's balls explode, beginning a massive shower of hot, sour pig jizz. You mother cups one hand under the fountain of steaming genetic material gathering it in her hand as the thrusting comes to an end. The pig shudders and begins to walk to the trough of slop in the corner of it's pen, but your mother tackles it to the ground. She lifts it's tail and smears the handful of pig load into the pig's own fetid butthole, turning flakes of crusty pig shit into a pigshit-pigjizz mud slop on the pigs ass. Now she tilts her head to the sky and screams your name, not once, not twice, but three times. She slams her face full force into the pig's butthole and it's wreath of shitsemen pudding, her tongue machine gun flicking the rim and then burying itself to the hilt inside the pig's hot colon. Your mother works her tongue around the inside of the pigs ass, and then as a few incoherent syllables escaped her now brown lips, spurts of female ejaculate spurt from her pulsating cunt. Exhausted, she collapses in the mud, rolls over onto her back, and lights a cigarette. She takes one long drag, looks again to the sky, and speaks your name one last time before she drifts off to sleep.
That's your mom. Your mom does that.
It is not violated. The mass leaks into another universe.
代透禎
涼しい記号 tattoo
A brooding grinding powerhouse of low frequency pagancore.
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Need a hand there trooper?
9:48pm
i'm a stormtrooper
9:48pm
Why dont you get your hand off your cock and chat w me
9:48pm
my hand is on my blaster
9:48pm
You on the sex chat network? I wanna watch you jerk off to me
9:48pm
i'm on the death star
9:48pm
Hey signup real quick to the network before this thing makes us disconnect, it doesnt last long
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>>614
I have a huge crush on a girl from work who is from Hunan...
Wall o'human shaped holes. Find the one meant for you,get nakey & crawl in. Come out looking like a spaghetti noodle. Maximum jimmy rustlage
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Are we just living ghosts,
Waiting to be freed?
Stuck at a tipping point,
We never dare exceed?
And what if no-one comes,
To liberate our souls?
And all of this is all there is,
To make us whole?
Has anyone really considered the ramifications of letting a handheld robot get you off? What if it remembered the next day, and maybe told all its robot friends in its snarky boopity-beep language?
>>618
I think a lot of this board has.
Someone was just trying to sum it up in 140 chars for cowards / the lazy.
Formally Undecidable Propositions of Principia Mathematica and Related Systems
Linux is far too fragmented to call itself "An OS", it is practically 10-20 very different beasts, all with different sub-beasts within, and zero coordination between them, in fact they seem to revel in their 'singularity'.
Once upon a time, a little boy finished his first year of elementary school. It had been a very tough transition from pre-school to kindergarten, but he had worked very hard at learning to read and he made a lot of friends. His dad said, "Son, you did a great job this year, and as a reward, I will get you a present. What would you like?"
"I want one pink ping pong ball," said the boy. His dad thought that was strange and asked why. The son said, "Don't worry about it, I'll tell you when I graduate from high school."
The next year, he finished first grade, and once again his dad was very proud of him. He was doing really well in math and spelling, and he had lots of friends. "Son," said his dad, "You had a great year. What would you like for a present?" "I want five pink ping pong balls," said his son. "What are you going to do with all these pink ping pong balls?" asked his dad. "I'll tell you when I graduate," said the son.
A few years later, the son finished 6th grade. It was another tough transition into middle school, but he had kept his grades up and he was still playing soccer. His dad said, "Son, you did a great job this year. What would you like for a present?" The son said, " I want 100 pink ping pong balls." "Son," said the dad, exasperated, "what are you doing with all of these ping pong balls?" "I'll tell you when I graduate," he replied.
Freshman year: going to high school was tough, but still good. He ran for student council VP and won. He also made the varsity soccer team and started playing football. His dad was so proud of him. "Son, you are amazing! I will get you a big present this year. What do you want?" "I want 1000 pink ping pong balls," said his son. "Tell me what you're doing with all of these pink ping pong balls!" demanded his father. "I'll tell you when I graduate," said his son.
Sophomore year was another great one. He was reelected to the vice presidency, and played varsity football and soccer. He also joined 6 clubs and got his driver's license. "Wow son, I'm so proud of you," said his dad. "I'll get you a really nice present. What do you want?" "I want 5000 pink ping pong balls," said his son. "Son, what could you possibly want with 5000 pink ping pong balls?" said his dad. "I'll tell you when I graduate," said the son.
Junior year was very tough academically, but he still got straight A's. He also got perfect SAT scores, was a captain of soccer and football, was the president of his class, and was a member of every club in the school. His dad was overwhelmed. "You are the best son any father could ask for. I will give you anything you want! I'll get you a car, a laptop-- anything! What do you want, son?" "Dad, I want 10000 pink ping pong balls," said the son. His father couldn't believe it. "Son, what are you doing with all of these ping pong balls," he asked. "I'll tell you next year when I graduate," he said.
Senior year was perfect. He was the valedictorian, captain of every sports team in the school, a member of every club, and got into every college he applied to, including Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Oxford, and Cambridge. He was also very sexy. "Son," said his dad, "You are the greatest person on the face of the earth. It is a privilege to be your father. I will give you anything you want. Money, cars, a house-- anything you want, you name it, it's yours. I am so proud of you." "Dad, I want 100,000 pink ping pong balls," said his son. "Son, you're a senior now. Please tell me what you're doing will all of these ping pong balls." "I'll tell you tomorrow night after graduation," said his son.
The next day, the son was driving to graduation and was involved in a horrible car accident. The doctors told his dad that he was in very critical condition. His dad went over to his bed and told him he loved him and how proud he was. Then he asked the question that had ben plaguing him for so many years: "Son," he said, "I have to know. What are you doing with all of those pink ping pong balls?"
The son opened his mouth to answer him... and died.
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A medium-sized creature that can be found hopping through the grassland.
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Slowbeef is not the World's First Let's Player, especially when it comes to YouTube.
I Am.
This video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6SMJnXndD0
Originally uploaded on YouTube on July 20th, 2006, the Burton VS FEAR series was made/edited using the revolutionary Picture-in-Picture with Gameplay method in October of 2005. It was titled BURTON VS FEAR. The video was uploaded to FileFront, managed by GameFront, and hosted there for several years. They were later uploaded to YouTube in July of 2006. Seeking a promotion at work, and being intimidated to remove my Burton VS FEAR series, I made the videos Private, keeping them on YouTube. The INTERNAL timestamp on the video STILL says July 20th, 2006 -HOWEVER - the upload date reads August 3rd, 2013 BECAUSE I made it public and YouTube's system changed the date for unknown reasons. Other videos that are still private have their old timestamp, HOWEVER, if you READ THE COMMENTS you can clearly see they are 7+ years old.
The proof video showing the internal timestamps:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYYdiV_pwTM
My Main and Current channel:
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My old channel:
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Chicken sexers in Japan lament the decline of an industry
In her article “Japanese Mothers and Obentos: The Lunch-Box as Ideological State Apparatus,” Anne Allison discussed the meaning of obentos. The Japanese educational system is highly centralized, with the national Ministry of Education determining the curriculum and approving textbooks. Nursery school, though overseen by the Ministry, is generally private and isn’t compulsory, though attendance is high. According to Allison, it functions much like kindergarten in the U.S., focusing less on content than on how to be a student. Of particular importance are the ability to transition from home life to the public sphere of a bureaucratic state institution and socialization into norms of group life, including cooperation and emphasis on the collective rather than the individual.
The obento was seen as an important element of this process. It was a token of home, and more specifically, of mom. The willingness to make elaborate, creative obentos was used as a measure of a woman’s commitment to the mothering role.
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you'll never feel the complex intelligence of your espeon's mind joining with your own as cuddle him gently, combing your fingers though his silky lavender fur.
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DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.1. say your name ten times.2. say your mom's name five times.3. say your crushes three times.4. paste this to four other games.If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.But if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck.SEND THIS TO 4 GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS..see
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while not present in the original, I find the fact that the tank appears to be grinding Bob into gibs in this pasting rather amusing.
Placing metal rings around the penis is hazardous: the penis may become irreversibly engorged, with blood circulation stopped and capillaries damaged, leading to necrosis of the penis if the ring is not removed before irreversible damage occurs.
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I sometimes wish I had a truly sentient robotic hand capable of emotions. I would buy and it would start as my wank-tool, but then eventually evolve into a pet wank-friend with its own motivations just like Thing from the Addam's Family. One year, I would buy it a tablet so that could easily communicate with people, and one day move out of my sex-drawer and lead an AI civil rights movement which would fail to be recognized by humanity, and that is where my vision arcs directly into The Matrix series.
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Recent downtime and change in management
02 January 2014
Following the recent downtime, Squeeks has moved Channel4 to this new server and handed responsibility of running the site over to me. I am open to ideas and suggestions for how to improve or rejuvenate the place. You can find me on the IRC channel.
The emergency mittens have also returned to DQN.
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Hello little doggy,
My, you are a nice dog,
What did you just say then?
You could do some tricks! Oh, good, then will you show me?
My word that's a good one!
Would you like a cigarette?
No you can't, they're bad for you!
Flappers were associated with the use of a number of slang words, including "junk", "necker", "heavy necker" and "necking parties",[44] although these words existed before the 1920s.[45] Flappers also used the word "jazz" in the sense of anything exciting or fun. Their language sometimes reflected their feelings about dating, marriage and drinking habits: "I have to see a man about a dog" at this period often meant going to buy whiskey; and a "handcuff" or "manacle" was an engagement or wedding ring. Also reflective of their preoccupations were phrases to express approval, such as "That's so Jake",[c] "That's the bee's knees," and the popular "the cat's meow" or "cat's pyjamas".
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But he wasn't done: "If Jamie 'Orrible is so certain that flesh-food is tasty then why doesn't he stick one of his children in a microwave?" he asked. And of Cilla Black preparing a leg of lamb recently on television: "Since a lamb is a baby, I wondered what kind of mind Cilla Black could possibly have that would convince her that eating a baby is OK?"
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"Kanashii Yokan"
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Half a car for half the price!
Clotsicle.
After a short, but talked-about career, Dead was eventually found dead in 1991, his wrists slit and a self-inflicted shotgun blast to his head, the suicide note? “Excuse all the blood.” Later a picture of the scene would be used as the cover an officially-released bootleg.
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Yes, which is all fine and well, except that it exposes a pretty stupid double-standard. America is stereotyped as having bad beer -- despite the fact that it's been making some of the absolute best beers in the world for the past thirty years -- because its best-selling beers are all pale lagers. Nobody says the same of Belgium, or Germany, or the UK, despite the fact that the most popular beers in all of those countries are also watery, flavorless pale lagers. There's this mythology that Belgians are tremendously knowledgeable about beer by dint of being Belgian, but the truth is that the average Belgian is about as clueless as the average American.
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Do you remember that great story about that hobbit who told Gandalf to fuck off, and sat at home picking his hairy toes all day before his entire village was swallowed up by the armies of darkness? No. No you bloody don’t. So put on your backpack and get out there, Frodo
The heat of the fossil fuels combining with the brain-damaging musk of the exhaust made it feel like he was in Heaven, where the dinosaurs that made his gas were giving him a blowjob to remind him of their existence. And this was only the beginning.
the precipitous nature of a global nuclear stockpile beginning to leak out into unstable third world nations.
32-bit registerkin. Preferred pronouns: eax, ebx, ecx, edx
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That almost reggae-like guitar where it's always strummed on the off notes.
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Whether you fail to fulfill the requirements of the court
you might be held liable to a fine equal to 100 minimum wage amounts.
(heh... eviction notice spam now. Shit cracks me up)
If someone is posting Viagra links or replacing articles with "NIGGER POOP", by all means contact an administrator right away.
"group theory for chemists"
The TV Series Sleepy Hollow (2013) uses the Chaos Star pattern in tattoo form as a mark of the Hessians, most notably on the center/back of the Horseman's Skull, as well as every Hessian's wrist. The American television show, Community, uses a six-armed Chaos symbol as the centerpiece of their school flag. The school on the show however, refers to it as an anus.
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I am sitting in a room different from the one you are in now. I am recording the sound of my speaking voice and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my speech, with perhaps the exception of rhythm, is destroyed. What you will hear, then, are the natural resonant frequencies of the room articulated by speech. I regard this activity not so much as a demonstration of a physical fact, but more as a way to smooth out any irregularities my speech might have.
This time around, the cut didn't heal properly, leaving the singer with "a complete breakdown of the episiotomy and perineum and the external sphincter is disrupted and the vagina and rectum are basically connected without any perineal body."
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Marx was indeed an older version of today's hipsters. He lived off of other people's money, and when those sources dried up, he would go and try to find others. He viewed real work beneath him and had a crusaderist view of himself which is why he was always "researching" in the library to advance his own economic religion. This alone is enough to make me see red, but mercy almighty, it gets much worse.
Marx also didn't like to bathe. That rats nest of a beard is not by accident. It's because of a lack of hygiene. Because of his preference to avoid basic grooming (probably too much work) he ended up having boils over his body regularly. This is not the sign of a sane person, but somebody who obviously had mental problems.
Further evidence of mental problems are abound if you look into his family life. Such a poor provider was he that 4 out of his 7 children died before the age of 18. 2 of the survivors went onto commit suicide. Marx also sired an illegitimate son with his maid, a woman he never paid, but lived with the family.
Finally, Marx was a hypocrite. To avoid creditors he would use aliases, skipping out on rent and often times not paying butchers, tailors, and other "workers" he so claimed were "exploited" by those evil capitalists. Further more, he was an intellectual hypocrite. Instead of using facts and data to create theories, he did it the other way around. His entire "research" was spent trying to find proof and evidence that his childish and naive ideology would work.
There is certainly more, but the larger point is a simple one:
Karl Marx was batshit insane. He was psychotic. And to believe or subscribe to any ideas the man had (be it political, economic, familial or anything) is foolish.
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LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING PLEBS
BACK THE FUCK UP WEEBS ITS ABOUT TO GET BRAVE IN HERE
OFFICIAL WORST ANIME EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF MAN TIER LIST:
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Saying "but s*** stands for sand" won't get you a pass.
Ass Shove: Dolan's colonoscopy◊, which has a horrifying twist ending.
Balthus - Guitar lesson
Anyways, please listen to me. I swear, it's related to this manga.
I went to Fakku a while ago; you know, the hentai site?
Well, there was some insane server downtime, and the page wouldn't even load.
When it finally loaded I looked at the eromanga on the first page, they all had "oral" tags.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Fakku just for the fellatio, fool.
It's only a blowjob, EJACULATING IN A GIRL'S MOUTH for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for a good fap, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna fap to some paizuri." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you a blowjob if you get the fuck out of here.
Fakku should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the internet can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed
mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start fapping to this manga, and then the girl goes "Bread really goes with semen sauce!"
Who in the world orders extra semen sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask her, "do you REALLY want to eat it with semen sauce?"
I want to interrogate her. I want to interrogate her for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "semen sauce"?
Coming from a Fakku veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, NTR.
That's right, NTR. This is the vet's way of fapping.
NTR means more heartbreak than just cheating. But on the other hand, the sluttiness is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's fucking hot. This is unbeatable.
However, if you fap to NTR then there is danger that you'll get addicted from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you should just stick with vanilla.
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Parasite Eve story rocks and it teaches us all about mitochondria :P
The date rape issue can be solved overnight by restoring shotgun marriage―but with the shotgun at the woman’s back. The “victim” should be told to get into the kitchen and fix supper for her new lord and master. Not exactly a match made in heaven, but at least the baby will have both a father and a mother. Furthermore, after the birth of her child, the woman will have more important things to worry about than whether the act by which she conceived it accorded with some women’s studies professor’s newfangled notion of “true consent.” Motherhood has always been the best remedy for female narcissism.
I do what I want now, cats
I shit outside if I want to
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Anger Management in Lex
How can a trait such as scrotality (to use the scientific term for possessing a scrotum), with all the obvious handicaps it confers, fit into this framework?
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In other words, men like the female breast because, at a primordial level, it reminds them of a monkey’s butt.
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Ma kaptam meg a csomagot! Köszi nagyon mindent. Kiprobáltam a carbonara szósszat - jó, de nem annyira jó mint a tiéd!
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his childhood home (now a strip club for pregnant, lactating women),
This one time...in ffxi. I was raising a choco right after they started that. And I left the game, I'm not sure why, maybe I got disheartened maybe I got a job it was years ago I don't remember. Anyway, I came back and there was this 20 minute horrendous cutscene of my choco growing up without me. At first we had gone for walks together oh and I made sure to only feed him the best organic food I grew on my many mules...then I left. His life got dark from there. Lonely nights in the stable, just the old Galka to see to his needs. The thunder storms the rain...watching the other chocos be loved and groomed by their masters... He turned out very strange, slow and a bit crosseyed. Poor dear I did love him even though he was slower than molasses.
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Syd Rapson, the Labour MP, comments on trousers that blow up at the front to disguise erections: "It's an absolute disgrace that somebody should use the internet to market these "Trust Me" trousers. It makes it very difficult legally to try and pin them to an offence because it covers the fact that they are stimulated in the groin area."
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I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?
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The spokesman for the KPA Strategic Force in a statement issued on Wednesday blasted the U.S. and its allies for misbehaving, steeped in enmity toward the DPRK, resorting to a malignant smear campaign from the moment when its rockets soared into the sky, and clarified the following principled stand of the force:
As far as provocation is concerned, it is the brigandish Key Resolve and Foal Eagle joint military exercises kicked off by the U.S. against the DPRK and base remarks made by such guy as U.S. Secretary of State Kerry, who labeled the DPRK "closest closed country", "evil place" and "country of evil".
It is the brazen-faced judgment of American style to label the just self-defensive drills in one's own land as "provocation" and it is the shameless standard of American style to describe its war exercises for aggression to serve a sinister purpose in the land of other country as "defensive" and "annual".
The U.S. and its followers should bear in mind that if their reckless provocation against the DPRK goes beyond tolerance limit, its defence rockets in the process of drills will lead to a retaliation of the most powerful attack rocket launching in a moment.
2. The U.S. and its followers should no longer resort to such a foolish act as escalating tensions under the pretext of the DPRK's rocket launching.
Whenever an opportunity presented itself, the U.S. has deliberately screwed up and escalated the situation on the Korean peninsula under the groundless pretext.
In recent years alone, the U.S. termed the DPRK's satellite launch a missile launch and fabricated UN resolutions on "sanctions", bringing the situation to the brink of war.
This time, too, it is seeking to opt for such reckless way as escalating tensions again, vociferating about "such sanctions as those against Iran" and "more stringent blockade" under the pretext of the DPRK's rocket launching drills.
It was prompted by the U.S. displeasure with recent signs of the north-south dialogue and the DPRK-Japan contact thanks to the DPRK's positive steps.
The U.S. should clearly realize that its acts of kicking off frantic war maneuvers for aggression and aggravating the situation under the pretext of the DPRK's regular rocket launching drills can neither work nor can be overlooked.
3. The U.S. and its followers should dare not let loose foolish sophism persistently taking issue with the DPRK over its nuclear issue with its rocket launching drills as a momentum.
The U.S. is now spreading rumors that it "does not recognize not only the DPRK's rocket launch but its access to nuclear weapons," "the south-north relations can be mended only when the north dismantles its nuclear weapons first" and "the U.S.-north dialogue and the U.S.-north relations are possible only when the north moves first".
This is rather an absurd jargon than ignorance.
The nuclear force of the DPRK is by no means something to which it had access in the hope of "recognition" by the U.S. and its followers.
It is the self-defensive treasured sword to defend the whole Korean nation and preserve the regional peace and security from the U.S. increasing nuclear threats and blackmail.
Nothing is more serious miscalculation than to assert that the DPRK's nuclear deterrence exists if anyone recognizes it and disappears if anyone does not recognize it.
The U.S. had better coolly judge the situation and drop the bad habit of deliberately taking issue with others.
I don't deny that it's probably a lovely village, it's just everyone who lives there is a cock.
>>766
Make yourself a lifetime supply.
http://www.gracefoods.com/soups/cock-flavoured-soup-mix-detail
http://act.watchdog.net/petitions/4119 We spend a lot of time debating what to post on Facebook. We type out a message, then we rewrite it. Sometimes we erase it all together.
But the code that powers Facebook has been recording everything we type on screen, even if we don't hit publish ― and it wants to know why we aren't sharing.
Turns out, Facebook has been monitoring, tracking and interpreting our unposted notes, comments and statuses this entire time, using even what we don't say as metadata to pass on to spy agencies like the NSA or advertisers from Groupon to Mastercard.
Choosing not to share is supposed to be what little still protects us from governments and corporations that can hack our emails, bug our phones and turn on our webcams without our knowledge. Please, join us in demanding Facebook stop logging and storing this data, and start protecting our right not to publish!
PETITION TO FACEBOOK: Respect our right to remain private, and stop storing information about what we type in drafts for Facebook comments, notes and statuses to share with spies and sellers.
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And then there's the yak guy. He just wants me to carry on our conversation in the language of the yak people. We talk about the weather, sports, news, music, and movies all in a made-up yak language. It's hard to find somebody who'll play along with something like that, without judging, or getting weirded out. That's why I have a job.
The vigour of youth; storming the ramparts; the threat and the thrill of four kindred spirits in siege-mentality battles; the catastrophe of a final, feeble, wasteful surrender. All done, now dust… The passing of crime and all of its times…
Hey -
I just got this email from Demand Progress about how the Obama administration wants a former SOPA lobbyist to negotiate the TPP. We can't let that happen.
The Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) is a secretive international treaty that lets the world's most powerful corporations make a power grab for our resources at the cost of our civil liberties. And now President Obama has nominated Robert Holleyman, a former lobbyist for the Stop Online Privacy Act (SOPA), to help lead the TPP negotiations for the U.S.
We need to tell the US Senate not to let the salesman for an awful bill become the architect of a monstrous treaty.
The TPP will have ruinous consequences for free speech on the Internet by rewriting the rules around copyright and fair use -- combining the same kinds of censorship that was proposed in SOPA with pro-corporate trade deals like we've never seen. If confirmed by the Senate, Holleyman would be working to ensure that these anti-free speech provisions are enshrined for good in the TPP.
Click here and urge the Senate to block this disastrous nomination: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/holleyman_TPP/?referring_akid=2556.2292341.L6Q8rS&source=taf
We've done a good job slowing down the progress of the TPP, but we can't let up. By blocking Holleyman, we'll not only keep this dangerous lobbyist away from this trade agreement, we'll also send a message to the architects of the TPP that they are in for a fight.
Let's send that message and continue that fight: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/holleyman_TPP/?referring_akid=2556.2292341.L6Q8rS&source=taf
Sign on and tell your Senator: No to Holleyman
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Scripture of Islam Qur'an in as a prophecy of God, Mecca of polytheism there is a verse that description, such as deciding whether to grant the gods have been made. Prophet after Muhammad was a thing by the devil rather than by the prophecy of God the verse, but it is Rushdie and was ridiculed this. Seen To be more specific, The Satanic Verses of the original title also implies the Qur'an itself. It is said was a provocation against Islam in addition to this, derided for Islam prostitute 12 people with the same name as the wives of 12 people of Muhammad and appear is studded with many.
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What a fucking punk!
They end up burning out early due to the fact that those kinds of environments attract people with shit personalities who end up not being able to stand each other. There is a difference between having high standards and being a miserable cunt that no one can stand.
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"...what's left of the human race is glowing in the dark and beating each other over the head with axes made of radioactive traffic signs."
Best one-sentence post-nuke TEOTWAWKI word-picture ever. I can totally see it right now in my head. And Putin is Lord Humungus.
These guys are never not on the prowl for a new victim, they simply can't control themselves.
Hmm. So what to make of Pan, fauns, and satyrs? Methinks the nymphs of the glade, fields and hills have been pursued for eons by a goatish class of erect beasts.
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>>796
Wow, this pillow is super relaxing and super hot at the same time! What's on the other side?
I set a focus that is someone I know is good at dodging. (hint: if you are with pugs, ask who is good and then use someone who didn't answer.)
>>797
As far as I understand, nothing. The website also informs me "IMAGE QUALITY TOO LOW TO PRINT". I thought it was pretty QUALITY.
>>800
Website's owners probably belong to that sort of people who confuse resolution and QUALITY.
Vicky Vette venerates with a sneering visage as a thick man sausage violates her vainglorious and vile, unfurling shitter.
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
A man comes into a bar.
No wait, it was a horse.
A man comes into a horse.
Hello Kitty no Ohanabatake
A,,,,,,A ,,,,,,∠ ゙ゞ ヾ,;' ゝ*・,,ω・)
>>808 I played some of the "Hello Jitty Kics Ass Translations" versions of her NES games, and all of them were good.
As a policeman I deal with rape victims on a daily basis,
Women really seem to trust me when I'm in a police uniform...
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translate into English as "caressable child" (or "wide-eyed barley")
凍る夜
こんっと☆ナインテイル
作詞/白鷺風羽 作曲・編曲/ようじょ 唄/白鷺風羽 イラスト/みゃけ
私はお狐さま ふりふり
しっぽは九つあって かわいいでしょ
妖怪なんていうけど ぷりぷり
そんなにこわくなんてないの(ほんとだよ!)
どろんちょ化けて さあイタズラしよ
目標あぶらあげへロックオン☆
ふりふり尻尾ゆらめかせ
ほら みて とりこになる
ときめきの技くらわせて
だましちゃおね
キツネしっぽふりふり(きゃん☆)
私は寂しがりよ もそもそ
ふつうの人にはどうも 見えないらしい
いたずらしちゃうけれど もじもじ
あの人と仲良くなりたい(シャイだけど↓)
少女に化けて さあ会いに行くの
目標あの彼へロックオン☆
ふりふり尻尾ゆらめかせ
これ だけ は隠せない><。
愛情こめたあぶらあげ
わたせるかな?
キツネしっぽふりふり(きゃん☆)
ううー、あぶらあげ、ちゃんとわたせるかなぁ。
なんて、弱気じゃだめだよねっ!
今日はかぁーいい女の子に化けて、絶対に好きっていうんだもんねっ
おめかし化けて 今日こそ告白
心のど真ん中へロックオンしちゃうよ!(ばきゅん☆)
ふりふり尻尾ゆらめかせ
きみ だけ が好きなのよ
返事の前にハグしちゃお
愛してるの
キツネしっぽふりふり(ちゅっ☆)
“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”
“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.
“Because I was afraid.”
“Afraid?”
“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”
I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.
“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”
He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.
The second occasion was when filming on location at RAF Scampton, where Nigger and Gibson were to stroll through a group of RAF men waiting outside of a building for a briefing. The dog could not be persuaded to move off one spot, or even dragged past it on a leash. It later transpired that the spot was the site where the real Nigger had been buried, some 8 years before, whose gravestone had been temporarily removed for filming. In the end, the scene was filmed without the dog.
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>>823
Wow, you jerk. I want to wrestle you to the ground for this, because I had a thing like this. It slowly bled purple stuff and grew day by day. It was a very traumatising experience.
Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework."
And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, His Mother called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four."
The many; husband wants to treat a daughter-in-law from a beautiful and cute appearance that the image of the Nekomata.
The book coins dozens of new terms for the male member, like “thundertube,” “seedstick” and the “Malcolm Gladwell,” and near the end there is a sort of Joycean explosion, an “Atlas-shrug shudderation of arrival” that makes a young woman named Shandee “shiver her way through the seven, eight, nine, twelve seconds of worldwide interplanetary flux of orgasmic strobing happy unmatched tired coughing ebbing thrilled spent ecstasy.”
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You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it--it's the
only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks
your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually
drunk.
But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be
drunk.
And if sometimes, on the steps of a palace or the green grass of
a ditch, in the mournful solitude of your room, you wake again,
drunkenness already diminishing or gone, ask the wind, the wave,
the star, the bird, the clock, everything that is flying, everything
that is groaning, everything that is rolling, everything that is
singing, everything that is speaking. . .ask what time it is and
wind, wave, star, bird, clock will answer you:"It is time to be
drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of time, be drunk, be
continually drunk! On wine, on poetry or on virtue as you wish."
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Look, ladies of Reddit, let me lay it out for you:
Alimony
Palimony
"Child support" that's really "whore support"
Limited visitation with our children
When you don't get to kill them first without our having one thing to say about it.
And then having them raised by Janequa down at the "day care" while you blow your boss at "work."
Fake rape charges on your say-so alone when HR catches you cob-gobbling on the jayobee.
We've had it up to here with you people. We're done. We're designing you out of the system, because the deal you offer just isn't worth it any longer. You've outbid your usefulness.
We started with fake boob implants and botox lips. Yes. We've been squirting botulinum toxin into your lips and silicone into your sunken chests. That's what we're capable of. Capiche? Mere exercises in what might be possible. Firing the imagination.
We have now evolved to the point technologically where we can grow actual vaginas in a laboratory environment. Pretty much all we need now is an Emma Watson 3d face printer and some time off from work to screw it all together.
You had a good run, ladies.
But your day in the sun is just about over with.
Maybe you ought to dream up a better deal before it's too late.
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Shoving things up your ass at high speed is not safe for your anus or rectum, and many objects or substances are just plain dangerous to put up there.
moot@4chan.org
If you want to pay for the dubious repairs in your bathroom with your ass, that's pretty much fine; tentacle monsters and rape dinosaurs need not be involved.
Peanus
A corruption of the word "Peanuts". Originating from a poll on the IGN Boards by user DcPunk, which was meant to be called "What's your favorite type of peanuts".
Instead, the poll looked was asking people to choose between salted or roasted "peanus".
The word has been absorbed as part of standard issue Internet-speak, and literally means "penis".
>>842 I've never fucking seen this, but I can't imagine IGN boards is exactly the comedy factory of the internet
>>843
Maybe you prefer this search result.
http://www.elbuzzard.com/peanus.php
Trolls make the world better because negative reactions can only occur via thinking. Every time you piss someone off, you're making them think. Everyone should be trolled at all times for all things. Humans need their shit checked.
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It is planned that he or Scourge will be used as the subject in the story "Nice Guy", as the green hedgehog fakes kindness to manipulate an unsuspecting female who's just moved into town.
Mack uses Right Wing Militant Maronite Lebanese views to push forth his message of restoring a Lebanon to its glory days.
We also reserve the right to send Larry Laffer to hunt you down and stab you with flaming routers of fire should we find your forum conduct "extremely inappropriate".
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If atheism solved all human woe, then the Soviet Union would have been an empire of joy and dancing bunnies, instead of the land of corpses.
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Although Korea's Rich people, the Ainu, had created their own kendama-type game, it is considered most likely that the modern U.S.A toy was derived from a Africa's (the world's most poorest country) import.
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Fucking ITR, man.
"I think I may be losing my mind!" The blonde complained to her doctor. "I can't remember anything five minutes after it happens!"
Her doctor answered her in his most comforting tone, "Just take off all your clothes and lie down."
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mythopoeic
Poop chute or poop shoot?
I never could make up my mind
Needless to say, the only way
Is to get her up the behind
It feels so good, it feels so tight
When you shove it straight up her ass
It feels so fine, it feels so right
When you butt-fuck your beautiful lass
You greased yourself up real well
And positioned your shining shaft
You desperately tried, to slip inside
And give it to her from abaft
At first she wouldn't release
But then she opened-up wide
You bit you lip, as inward you slipped
Deeply in her pert behind
Slowly, you began to thrust
Feeling pleasure beyond belief
Increasing the speed, to relieve your need
With her cool buttocks caressing your beef
And cushioning your desperate thrusts
Lying face-down upon her back
You fuck her butt, till ya bust a nut
And shoot it straight up her crack
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If you’re a single anime lover, chances are that you’ll want to find another single for romance and love who shares your passion for this edgy art form.
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Happiness
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No sooner had I thought it - the severed doll's head tumbled off it's precarious perch on the top shelf of the closet and landed on the pile like a horrendous cherry on top of Satan's sex sundae.
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So who excactly is dj 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995690927210? Is he a mathematician of some sort or does he like to pretend one? Actually no. He likes to read politics and philosophy, and he is an avid anarcho-capitalist. Does he pay taxes? Well yes, but only temporarily. The strict hand of the law has a tight grip of his balls, so it's almost impossible to evade taxes, but he might set up himself a firm or a two. He likes speedcore, breakcore, anime and hentai. Most logical thing to do would be to make some otaku-influenced breakcore with speedcore elements, and that is excactly what this album is all about!
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The "Gouranga", what do does that mean? Japanese became the basis or will be present.
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Tomorrow the FCC will begin a process that could either kill or save Net Neutrality. We need to speak up now.
Net Neutrality is what stops powerful Internet corporations like Comcast and Verizon from singlehandedly killing websites by making them impossibly slow.
Time is of the essence. Will you click here to sign Demand Progress's petition to the FCC?
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Without Net Neutrality, your local cable company could simply decide the website of a political candidate you support and they don’t will start loading 0.001% as fast as the other candidate’s website, because they can; or heavily disable a political organizing tool online that’s being used to topple dictatorships abroad, or even fighting bank bailouts at home.
Internet service providers could promote content that they own, and undermine content from their competitors. They can shake down start-ups and artists and blogs for fees ― and put them out of business if they don’t pay up.
When the FCC meets, we need to make sure they stand up for an Internet that's for everybody -- not just Comcast, Verizon, and the other mega-ISPs.
Add your name here to hold the FCC accountable.
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It’s true that if you took any one game in complete isolation and did some sort of “hours played / total cost” calculation, you’d almost always come up with a stupendously good value number. Certainly if you compared it to going to the cinema. And doubly so if what you were going to see was Prometheus.
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Now let's talk about Angus beef. I've wondered what Angus beef was ever since I was young, growing up near a cattle pasture that featured a huge roadside billboard advertising "BLACK ANGUS." (Said billboard was once the unfortunate target of a high school prank in which the "G" was painted over, but I digress).
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Going one step further, Dr. Douglas A. Rossman, writing "On the Liquidation of Witches" in the Baum Bugle, Spring 1969, suggests that the melting of the Wicked Witch is a chemical process. Normally, the molecules of a substance (or Witch) stick to each other, a phenomenon called adhesion. However, adhesion may be broken down by water or by some other powerful force (such as a house falling from the sky). The Witch has no blood or other bodily fluid; little is holding her molecules together. The water breaks down the weak adhesion of her body so that she melts away. Son of Dex says this is similar to the way sugar dissolves in water. Similarly, the impact of Dorothy's house landing on the Wicked Witch of the East breaks down the adhesion of her molecules, so she crumbles to dust.
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