CTRL+V THREAD! [part X] (999)■ ▲ ▼ (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 16:37

Major internet firms summoned to porn meeting

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 19:31

Lately I've Been Taking Cough Medicine Without Restraint.txt

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 00:05

I don't have cold so I don't take cough medicine

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 07:23

Internetizen!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 13:44

George Romero once used the zombie to satirize consumerism, but they work equally well as a metaphor for the appeal of collectivism: no decisions to make, not a care in the world, do what the herd does, and you're always hungry. It's a slight exaggeration of the real-world end result of the philosophies routinely advocated by college faculty from coast to coast. Of course the kids love it!

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 23:19

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7238 23:33

To be fair, there are situations when it is not racist for a white guy to call a black guy "Uncle Tom," such as when referring to an actual uncle of his named Tom, which is not what happened here, so never mind.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 02:04

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 02:41

At first I bit into her butt with the intention of munching right through, but it’s impossible! Human skin is so thick. I ended up with a sore jaw, although I managed to leave some teeth marks. I ended up swallowing the clitoris and some pubes without chewing on it because she had her period then and the smell was just horrendous. But it was the first moment that I actually felt a sort of sexual pleasure in eating her, as if my inner body was on fire. Also, you know how beef or whale meat has a sort of beastly smell to it? Human meat is odorless. I actually believe that human meat is the tastiest of all meats. It doesn’t have any of that gamey animal smell. When I ate some more a couple of days later, just before I got arrested, the meat had become sweeter and it tasted great. The meat on the soles of her feet smelled bad, though, and didn’t taste very nice. The neck was the best. The meat tastes more delicate as you move up the body, especially above the torso. Her tongue was delicious as well. I took it out of her mouth and chewed on it raw. Neither the neck nor the tongue has much meat on it, though, so if you really want to feast, you should eat the thighs.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 04:51

>>8
How can you read with all those shitty watermarks and downscaling? Don't you have eyes?

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 16:03

Der der nichts weiss und weiss das er nichts weiss weiss mehr dann der der nichts weiss und weiss nicht das er nichts weiss

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 08:20

This is death's steed, and once the icey grip rends your soul from its mortal remains, what carries you screaming into hell's gaping maw.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 10:53

>>10 ???

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 12:53

>>13
In order to save on bandwidth they watermark their pages and downscale, the result is anything on that site and its partners looks like ass.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 17:54

I asked my 9 year old which one she would want and she said "either titty missiles or nuclear head".

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 18:06

>>14 I know what it is, I meant it is very easy to read and enjoy the story, how can you not read it?

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 03:06

"You're not sitting in it as intended" would be a relevant rebuttal to the complaint that mounting a chair in reverse, youth pastor style, caused the complainer to pull a groin muscle. It might not have much traction, however, if the person is a youth pastor and therefore requires a chair that can be used backwards as an indication of how real he is currently keeping it.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 04:13

>>16
I read it on my computer, after downloading it from the scanlators site with reader software. The story has nothing to do with how shitty the site is.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 10:25

>>18 I read it on the site I just didn't think it looked like ass at all. The downscaling and watermarks didn't spoil my enjoyment of it even a little

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 16:48

No man, can't you tell from all the abundant food, cheap clean water and electricity, and high quality healthcare that ours is a dying society? If only we still shat into holes in the ground and died of minor infections then we would be a pure and noble people

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 17:06

Thanks. I considered it, but I already have a guy in a sombrero throwing burritos.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 23:58

着信ゼロ

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 06:32

Hi I like to sleep

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 11:07

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25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 13:11

ptomaine

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 21:58

不是

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 22:22

Alas, I cannot write. I must wait

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 12:30

美紀

29 Name: IQ=85 : 1993-09-7246 14:23

~It's OK to want extra sauce...~

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7247 02:08

This is an electro-chemical action of lead and zinc. Suspend in a solution of sugar of lead a piece of zinc. The first effect is the decomposition of a portion of the lead, and the deposition upon the surface of the zinc. It is a displacement of a metal on a more oxidable one, but the change will not stop short here; the metallic lead continues to deposit large and splendid plates upon that first thrown down, until the solution is useless, and the zinc disappears. The first of the lead forms with the zinc a voltaic arrangement of a sufficient power to decompose the salt, the circumstance under which the latter is placed. The metal is precipitated upon a negative portion―of course, that is the lead―while the oxygen and acid is taken by the zinc.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7248 09:16

> Your house has a problem.
> and I am the solution
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32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7248 23:18

the vacuum pump model of how the world works is otherwise called ‘quantum physics’. if you suck on a pot of warmed water it will come to the boil. all that is visible is the view where it is the water that is doing it; i.e. to see all dynamics in terms of ‘what things-in-themselves do’

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7248 23:50

¿Que pasa?

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 12:32

santoku knife

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 20:31

if you could put the universe into a tube, you'd end up with a very long tube, probably extending twice the size of the universe because when you collapse the universe it expands and it would be uh you wouldn't want to put it in a tube

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 22:29

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 22:34

Just to clarify, the shriek noises were his psychotic wailing, not the sax, which was full of shit and inoperable.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 23:13

\༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ށ

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7249 23:43

Also, she keeps saying "No valid string, make a ticket about it" instead of Okazaki or Tomoya about halfway through the game. It's making me go a bit nuts.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 07:28

I have two french room mates, we spent a good ten minutes just yesterday talking shit about parisiens.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 09:25

just might let you meet 'Ye

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 18:37

get-root

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 04:36

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 07:39

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 09:51

futuristic space mutton chops

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 20:41

mad scientist

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 22:14

>>47 it's SO COOL

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 23:39

tanstaanfs

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