U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven
At sunrise we will dance the hempin jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear and don't look back
The afterlife awaits
Batesian mimicry
TEACHER: Give me a sentence starting with "I".
STUDENT: I is...
TEACHER: No, always say "I am".
STUDENT: Alright. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.Eye'm the strongest!
Greek mythology says redheads turn to vampires after death. Just one question, Bram Stocker vampire or Twilight vampire? There’s a slight difference.
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I'm sorry, I thought this was a book about birth control and Jesus, but it appears to be written in FORTRAN.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne doesn't come all over your face until puberty.
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Religious ideas and high Patriarch authority work really well for Russia as well.
Nice beginning skit,
needs more clit,
sex brings tit,
tits are on women that are fit,
or just fat ones in it,
or just ones that got some bit,
what is the reason for this shit,
I'm still going for the wit,
that I will gain in it,
shit this is it,
the final line of this smash hit,
it's up ahead get ready and sit,
watch it's glory while lit,
here it is you've got Ebola now.
Hot Throttle is an absurd racing game about a man in a midlife crisis who decides to leave behind his wife and children to pursue his dream of becoming a car. He strips down, and moves on hands and knees to race through different locations. The goal is to win a championship against other naked men in order to earn enough money to pay for the surgery to transform into a car completely. If he fails he has to return to his family.
The player controls his naked man, racing other naked men, on five different tracks with multiple laps. The gameplay is similar to Mario Kart, with direct control, many obstacles, and power-ups that can be picked up to attack the competition or slow them down. It is important not to bump into anything for as long as possible. The men start by running in a regular position, but by avoiding obstacles they soon get into the "zone" and move down to hand and knees to gain more speed. Players can score general points and the finishing position determines the ranking in the championship.
Between races players can spend points to upgrade body parts such as the head, shoulder or legs, deforming them further. There are also humorous drawn cut-scenes furthering the general story. Players can choose between a global championship and single races.
Elemental astatine has never been viewed, because a mass large enough to be seen (by the naked human eye) would be immediately vaporized by the heat generated by its own radioactivity.
I just wanna give a shout-out to Apollo, Attis, Baal, Bacchus, Dionysis, Helios, Hercules, Horus, Jupiter, Mithras, Perseus, Sol Invictus, and Tammuz. Happy birthday, you guys... I'm sorry that no one gives you gifts on your birthday anymore, but I assure you that you're not forgotten!
Cuntlet 2
A hex-edited, X-rated copy of the MS-DOS version of this game circulated underground under the name Cuntlet 2. As well as an explicit title screen (liberating the the valkyrie of her constrictive loincloth), enemy sprites were changed (to predictably "hilarious" things like bums, dildos, and of course the Death Penis) and "IT" (the communicable monster-attractor) was tastefully renamed "AIDS." Instead of leaving behind a key ring upon character death, instead in your wake is left a wet puddle on the sheets.
Finally, the pedestrian Barbarian, Elf, Valkyrie, and Wizard found themselves renamed Adonis the Love God, Queer the Fag, Venus the Whore, and Moon Beam the Hippy, respectively.
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us middle-aged japanese women
1 kg savanyú káposzta
10 dkg zsír
10 dkg finomliszt
1 db vöröshagyma
2 gerezd fokhagyma
40 dkg debreceni kolbász
10 dkg kolozsvári szalonna
50 dkg füstölt sertéscsülök
5 dl tejföl
2 dkg fűszerpaprika
piros arany
kapor
köménymag
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Elkészítés:
A savanyú káposztát vízben jól átmossuk, utána 2 liter hideg vízben feltesszük főni. Hozzáadjuk a debrecenit, a csülköt, a kockára vágott szalonnát. Sóval ízesítjük, és puhára főzzük.
Zsemleszínű rántást készítünk, hozzáadjuk a finomra vágott vöröshagymát, a köménymagot, a fokhagymát, a fűszerpaprikát és a piros aranyat, és berántjuk vele a levest.
A végén a debrecenit és a csülköt kiszedjük egy tálba, felkockázzuk, majd visszatesszük a levesbe. Tejfölt adunk hozzá, és jól kiforraljuk.
tatterdemalion
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Modern history, also referred to as the modern period or the modern era, is the historiographical approach to the timeframe after the post-classical era (known as the Middle Ages).[1][2]
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"Jungle bunny" redirects here. For literal rabbits living in a rainforest, see Sumatran Striped Rabbit.
Apache/2.2.16 (Debian) Server at 4-ch.net Port 80
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>>306
Thank you and fuck you for hitting me like a truck with nostalgia. Those were the days.
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While Muggeseggele has often been used to refer simply to an extremely small measure, actual measurements of fly penises by an entomologist at the Naturkundemuseum in Stuttgart gave an average length of 0.22 millimetres (0.0087 in).[14]
What did I do on the internet in the 1990s? I mostly remember looking a anime fanart LOL
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30歳 魔法使い
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spare the rod and spoil the child
with you we can't be sure if our money will be stolen or if our contracts will be fulfilled."
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(Reitaisai 6) [Homuraya (Homura Subaru)] Patchun! Milk (Touhou Project) [English] [Meiling-Subs]
(Reitaisai 6) [Homuraya (Homura Subaru)] Patchun! Milk (Touhou Project) [English] [Meiling-Subs]
I was not disappointed
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I wanna be a VIP STAR
There was a particularly infamous case in Greece, ca 1980-1981, in a small village of the Pelloponese, where practically every child in the village has been fucked again and again by pretty much everybody in its clan, as part of some old bucolic tradition and point of view on "elder-young" relationship. The final outcome was (I think) a mass absolution, and the case has been hidden under the carpet so well that it's hard to track down any data on it. The village's name is "Douneika". If you want to do the research yourself, be my guest.
>>332 see also Pitcairn. Only in that case, I think it only involved girls, and there was a trial.
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In those societies, the "coping mechanisms" are built-in the practice itself: sure, you'll get buggered as a boy/ephebus, but as you grow into a senior ephebus and eventually a Man, you get to bugger back. Everybody does it, so you cannot feel particularly traumatized.
Once again, getting buggered while not yet a Man doesn't label you as gay, nor does buggering others.
i got drunk with frieds today.. ahh thats a agood feeling
妄想
Sexual Offender Man
You all already know about Slender Man, right? Some of you may even know about his distant relatives, Trenderman, Blenderman, Senderman, and even Tenderman (Never go near Tenderman while at parties, by the way). But, do you know about his long lost great uncle? Sexual Offender Man. Rumor has it, that he still lurks around. Waiting. If you want to contact him instantly, the best way is to go to your nearest Burger King. Order nothing, except for 30 buckets of mayonnaise and a diet water. (They'll give it to you, if you threaten to sue for not allowing it to be your way) If you mix all of the mayonnaise into the diet water, and stir them. A magical vortex will appear, this will take you to the lost civilization known as, "The Land of Sexual Offender Man". Once you get there, a munchkin will greet you by performing the traditional Sexual Offender Man greeting: a smack on the ass. Once you get done, ask to see Sexual Offender Man. The munchkins will then take you to the secret lair. But then, you will see the Sexual Offender Man. He wears nothing, except for a lone woman's thong, located on his forehead. Instead of having tentacles on the sides of him (like Slender Man), his tentacles are located where his penis should be. You will sit down next to him, and will engage in a nice conversation about the issues of global warming. Then, you will be asked to leave. You will be given a rainbow dildo on a stick as a souvenir, and if you rub it three times, a transvestite midget genie will pop out. Then again, I probably should stop listening to those stories that senile old man keeps telling me. He is JESUS.
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Dragon Age Inquisition-CRACK V3 - Skidrow & Reloaded Games
I heard something that sounded like liquid being pulled up through a novelty straw, and then a splattering sound. A thick, white fluid slowly spilled out onto the vinyl tile from underneath the door.
The smell was nearly unbearable. I began yelling for help. I could hear the thing fumbling with the pushbutton lock. The splattering continued, and the dense, white syrup kept pouring in from beneath the door. I remember retreating to the back corner of the mainframe room, and then nothing else.
3. Punching the cacodemon from behind would...
make a farting sound and get your hand stuck and would make things really weird. It's a dumb idea I know but it would be hillarious. A mod filled with 1 and 3 and having silly jokes would be great. This would be good in a troll wad.
Research on zero income tenants in federal regulations (can landlord factor old rent into imputation of income?)
Well, he has previously performed a bullet catch with his spleen.
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The northeastern quarter of the yurt is reserved for the woman. The man was traditionally prohibited entering this quarter and touching the woman when she is in this quarter in case of a family conflict, while she was allowed to throw hard objects such as scissors at the husband from this position.
The priest absolved my sins.
01 Title screen
02 Options Screen
03 Difficulty Settings
04 Automap showing 1 1
06 To the right is a SWITCH to the left is the GOLD "key"
12 Flying view of mummy
17 Map view of 1 4
18 Mummy about to be toasted by Pheonix rod
23 Mummy biting it
24 Thing whos name I know not about to die
26 He's dead
31 Giant Skull bad thing
35 Giant Skull being rained on
38 Big brown guys about to get a beating
39 Another Big brown guy
40 Brown guy getting popped
41 Razor blade dudes attacking
45 Big brown guys attacking
48 Razor guy attacking again
52 Bad snake guys
58 Automap view of 3 6
59 Giant Minator guy
62 Minotor guy attacking snake guy
76 Minoror guy attacking
86 Blue key thing
87 Giant Skull attacking
92 Giant Skull eating the cock of death
94 Wings of Wrath item
96 Wings of Wrath item
97 Phoenix Rod
Naruko Hanaharu
隔靴掻痒
Not to be confused with a human whose ass is in a lion skin; that's Fur Bikini or Loin Cloth.
Pluto, for example, runs around naked, eats whatever he happens to find laying on the floor, and sniffs the crotches of random strangers, just like your average real-world dog (Goofy, on the other hand, only pulls that shit in fanfic).
In Touché, Pussycat!, when Jerry splits Tom in half with an axe, the two halves fall separate ways to the ground, and there's still no blood or gore.
"The Brothers Carry-Mouse-Off": Tom disguises himself as a female mouse, complete with eyelashes, pink bow, and perfume, because of course, nothing's sexier than your equivalent of the 50-foot woman.
oanna Newsom's Concerto for Badly Wounded Dolphins in π
I refuse to let me dingledorner hover that close to another mans dried urea pile.
Smells the sizzle human flesh
Your name is on Necronomicon
Hanger18 creeping death
Obey your master of puppets
In "The Lonesome Mouse" Jerry draws a Hitler mustache and comb-over on a picture of Tom, and spits at it.